haha basically she's still sleeping i'm going to try and hit it sober today for shits and giggles

[QUOTE=sean2332;17225768]just woke up, chilling @ this chicks place, got some drunk booty last night. Pretty stoked gonna hang out here today and yeah[/QUOTE]

So what are you like some mega awesome alcohol sex god instead of an awkward internet addict now that you've turned 21? :confused:

:lol:

[QUOTE=sean2332;17225774]haha basically she's still sleeping i'm going to try and hit it sober today for poops and giggles[/QUOTE]

fine job sir!

she's actually really chill so i'm not dreading hanging out with her today, she's got tattoos and likes death metal so yeah

If she's cool you could, you know...date her!


oh and pics please!

hmmm interesting, idk i was in a 3 year relationship i dunno if i want a gf right now but i'm not saying never

A metal friend with benefits could be fun too.

right now all i care about is getting laid so life is good, i'm not terribly hungover i'm using her laptop for MX and Pandora, I love chillin in someone elses house and doing whatever

Lol I prefer my house really.

and pics or lies!

i'm out bro, she's up :D

Time for another sloppy bang sesh!

sloppy metal secks!

Stick it in her butt, that's metal.

That's metal as f*ck!

No (artifical) lube will win you extra points.

Done it a million times. Lube is lame.

I prefer lube.

ugh i feel so shitty, i have a mad stomachache and on top of that i'm v v hungry (and broke). think i'm gonna go home after this class so i can eat + get some rest

Rest helps! I rested for almost a week to get over my stomach thing.

He's got the swine flu!

if only we understood the SCIENCE behind it

The mind boggles.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;17225831]Stick it in her butt, that's metal.[/QUOTE]

Blood, The Natural Lubricant.
^^^^
most metal album name ever.

Hahahaha that turns me on for some reason.

if i ever had a joke metal band, that would be the name of the album/ep/whatever.

I wonder if blood is actually a good lubricant?

ofc it is

so this guy at my school is talking ****. should i kick the **** out of him?

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17226080]so this guy at my school is talking ****. should i kick the **** out of him?[/QUOTE]

depends... is it worth it?

Do it.

I'm at work right now, thinking I might not see the Barcelona vs. Chelsea game because I have tons of work to do and so little time :(

Yeah seriously i don't see why not.

i have work in half an hour

boo

i have to work in 3 hours, but i dont want to work tonight because i'll be outside and the temperature is supposed to drop and it's supposed to rain. ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.

Mappy: Where do you work dude?

[QUOTE]ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.[/QUOTE]

Champions League games.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17226092]i have to work in 3 hours, but i dont want to work tonight because i'll be outside and the temperature is supposed to drop and it's supposed to rain. ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.[/QUOTE]

What game are you working?

TFC and whoever the hell they're playing. I never know, aha.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17226093]Mappy: Where do you work dude?[/QUOTE]

Weis

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