I want a guitar tab for Carrion...

I just made lunch for my dad. We had ham sandwiches. :cool:

Oh his sandwich, he wanted mayo, mustard and lettuce, so I got the bread, put the ham on the bread, and with the bottle of mustard I wrote BALLS on one slice of bread. I showed it to him and he lol'd. My mom didn't think it was nearly as funny for some reason...Then I asked him again 'what else do you want on it?' He said "umm I guess some mayo..' Me says "Which peice should I put the mayo on?" Him "Put the mayo on my balls."


refl

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I just made lunch for my dad. We had ham sandwiches. :cool:

Oh his sandwich, he wanted mayo, mustard and lettuce, so I got the bread, put the ham on the bread, and with the bottle of mustard I wrote BALLS on one slice of bread. I showed it to him and he lol'd. My mom didn't think it was nearly as funny for some reason...Then I asked him again 'what else do you want on it?' He said "umm I guess some mayo..' Me says "Which peice should I put the mayo on?" Him "Put the mayo on my balls."


refl[/QUOTE]

I'm not the only one who performs amusing acts of random immaturity then?

thank god... :)

Dude, upload more of ****ation and a Day. I love this!

More like spigger**** you joe.

bwned.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]More like spigger**** you joe.

bwned.[/QUOTE]
WTF are you on about?

[QUOTE=MXican]WTF are you on about?[/QUOTE]

I'm spiggertalkin **** noob.

bwned again.... god where the hell is icb.

I'm feeling spiggeriffic today, how's about you, Eleventeen?

NP: CoB- Bed of Nails

ICB, you suck.

[QUOTE=ICB]I'm feeling spiggeriffic today, how's about you, Eleventeen?

NP: CoB- Bed of Nails[/QUOTE]

I'm feeling quite spiggertastic ho, it's just good to bwn these noobs.

i don't really understand either

joe, give me a minute

watch this space, I will give you a couple of tracks, there are about 17 tracks on the album so I will give a few only
a promise of fever
[url]http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3C5P3ERT1IRZ838UGO9AN8KXQA[/url]

mannequin
[url]http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0C17G2C8XIBYP1GSKJB9Q3B0ZC[/url]

better to reign in hell
[url]http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0OQU3T0EFRUMS3CRN4YNPIG9J4[/url]

joe will not spiggerwatch it, cause he's too busy spiggerwanking to naruto.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]ICB, you suck.[/QUOTE]

occasionally, yes.

Eleventeen spiggerbwns with me.

Yes, he spiggerbwns my anus

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]joe will not spiggerwatch it, cause he's too busy spiggerwanking to naruto.[/QUOTE]

Its actually Blue Gender at the minute. Go watch DBZ noob.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]i don't really understand either

joe, give me a minute

watch this space, I will give you a couple of tracks, there are about 17 tracks on the album so I will give a few only[/QUOTE]


Get him Better to Reign in Hell, that song is awesome.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Its actually Blue Gender at the minute. Go watch DBZ noob.[/QUOTE]

OK, I'll go spiggerwank off to Freeza's Tranny Crew.

'OmgZ1! CelL AndSutFF!1'

****, that show sucks.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]'OmgZ1! CelL AndSutFF!1'

****, that show sucks.[/QUOTE]

I agree, plain old classic Dragonball is teh secks though you spiggernoob.

Hellsing > You.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Hellsing > You.[/QUOTE]

Yeah? Well spiggerbwning > you

Me> Hellsing > Spiggerbwning > You amirite?

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1 Dream Theater - In The Name Of God 22:07:20 , June 19 2005
2 Dream Theater - Scene Four: Beyond This Life 21:53:09 , June 19 2005
3 Dream Theater - Scene Seven: The Dance of Eternity 21:45:49 , June 19 2005
4 Bruce Dickinson - Abduction 21:40:47 , June 19 2005
5 System of a Down - Toxicity 21:36:07 , June 19 2005
6 Nightwish - Wish I Had an Angel 21:31:57 , June 19 2005
7 Nightwish - W04 - Wanderlust 21:27:27 , June 19 2005
8 Nightwish - Crownless 21:22:47 , June 19 2005
9 Black Sabbath - N.I.B. 21:18:37 , June 19 2005
10 Black Sabbath - Behind The Wall Of Sleep 21:13:37 , June 19 2005

Weekly Artist Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 12:00
1 Cradle of Filth 29
2 Black Sabbath 28
3 Iron Maiden 27
4 Iced Earth 25
5 Send More Paramedics 22
6 Slipknot 21
7 Blind Guardian 19
8 Cannibal Corpse 16
9 Morbid Angel 11
9 Motörhead 11
Weekly Track Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 12:00
1 Send More Paramedics - The Hordes 8
2 Black Sabbath - The Wizard 5
3 Candlemass - Black Dwarf 4
4 Iron Maiden - Sheriff Of Huddersfield 3
4 Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast 3
4 Iron Maiden - Wrathchild 3
4 Nightwish - Wish I Had an Angel 3
4 Slipknot - Spit it Out 3
4 Black Sabbath - Spiral Architect 3
4 Wednesday 13 - I Walked With a Zombie 3


Top Artists
Last generated: June 19, 2005
1 Iron Maiden 27
1 Cradle of Filth 27
3 Black Sabbath 25
4 Iced Earth 24
5 Send More Paramedics 22
6 Slipknot 19
7 Blind Guardian 18
8 Cannibal Corpse 14
9 Morbid Angel 12
10 Dream Theater 10
10 Motörhead 10
12 Megadeth 9
13 The Smiths 7
13 Nightwish 7
15 Children of Bodom 6
16 Darkthrone 4
16 System of a Down 4
16 Blaze 4
16 Bruce Dickinson 4
16 Ozzy Osbourne 4
16 Cryptopsy 4
22 Deicide 3
22 Morrissey 3
22 Candlemass 3
22 Mayhem 3
26 Metallica 2
26 Machine Head 2
26 Anthrax 2
26 Nile 2
26 Death 2
26 Napalm Death 2
26 Hammerfall 2
26 Midnattsol 2
26 Wednesday 13 2
35 Judas Priest 1
35 Static-X 1
35 South Park 1
35 Autumn Leaves 1
35 Mastodon 1
35 Lost Horizon 1
35 Bayley 1

Top Tracks
Last generated: June 19, 2005
1 Send More Paramedics - The Hordes 8
2 Black Sabbath - The Wizard 4
2 Nightwish - Wish I Had an Angel 4
4 Black Sabbath - Spiral Architect 3
4 Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast 3
4 Slipknot - Spit it Out 3
4 Iron Maiden - Wrathchild 3
4 Blind Guardian - A Dark Passage 3
4 Iron Maiden - Sheriff Of Huddersfield 3
4 Candlemass - Black Dwarf 3
11 Black Sabbath - Paranoid 2
11 Slipknot - Wait and Bleed 2
11 The Smiths - London 2
11 Slipknot - Surfacing 2
11 Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden 2
11 Black Sabbath - Hand of Doom 2
11 Nightwish - Over The Hills And Far Away 2
11 Iron Maiden - Running Free 2
11 Slipknot - 742617000027 2
11 Slipknot - Tattered and Torn 2
11 Children of Bodom - Mask of sanity 2
11 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) 2
11 Iced Earth - Iced Earth 2
11 Blind Guardian - Battlefield 2
11 Cradle of Filth - Haunted Shores 2
11 Cradle of Filth - Amor E Morte 2
11 Blind Guardian - Black Chamber 2
11 Cradle of Filth - Saffron's Curse 2
11 Iron Maiden - Tailgunner 2
11 Black Sabbath - Behind The Wall Of Sleep 2
11 Motörhead - Bomber 2
11 Cryptopsy - Orgiastic Disembowelment 2
11 Morbid Angel - Suffocation 2
11 Cannibal Corpse - Gallery of Suicide 2
11 Darkthrone - Grave With A View 2
11 Cannibal Corpse - Stripped, Raped And Strangled 2
11 Dream Theater - Surrounded 2
11 Send More Paramedics - The Pain Of Being Dead 2
11 Send More Paramedics - The Night Has A Thousand Eyes 2
11 Morbid Angel - Chapel of Ghouls [Remix] 2
11 Morbid Angel - Blasphemy [Remix] 2
11 Send More Paramedics - Epilum 2
11 Send More Paramedics - Ressurection Cemetary 2
11 Midnattsol - Another Return 2
11 Wednesday 13 - I Walked With a Zombie 2
11 Bruce Dickinson - Devil On A Hog 2
11 Nile - User-Maat-Re 2
48 Slipknot - My Plague 1
48 Machine Head - blood for blood 1
48 The Smiths - Vicar in a Tutu

My Audioscrobbler sucks, it only works sometimes.

As you can probably tell I am into punk at the moment

[B]Weekly Artist Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 13:00[/B]
1 Ramones 16
1 Operation Ivy 16
3 Dead Kennedys 15
4 Rancid 9
5 Rage Against the Machine 8
6 Megadeth 7
7 Meat Puppets 5
7 Flogging Molly 5
7 The Wildhearts 5
7 Soundgarden 5

[B]Weekly Track Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 13:00[/B]
1 Rancid - Ruby Soho 3
1 Dead Kennedys - Kill the Poor 3
1 Megadeth - Peace Sells 3
1 lbox - Tomorrow Belongs To Us 3
1 Grand Magus - Coat Of Arms 3
6 Dead Kennedys - Forward to Death 2
6 Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch the Landlord 2
6 Dead Kennedys - When Ya Get Drafted 2
6 Megadeth - Devil's Island 2
6 Flogging Molly - Salty Dog 2

[B]Top Artists
Last generated: June 19, 2005[/B]
1 Nine Inch Nails 141
2 Muse 127
3 Primus 106
4 The Wildhearts 103
5 Megadeth 76
6 Black Sabbath 68
7 Judas Priest 62
8 Therapy? 60
9 88 Fingers Louie 55
10 Beatallica 51
11 Metallica 49
12 Rage against the Machine 41
13 Jimi Hendrix 38
13 Ramones 38
13 Johnny Cash 38
13 The Dillinger Escape Plan 38
17 Pink Floyd 33
17 Operation Ivy 33
19 Queens of the Stone Age 29
19 The Mars Volta 29
21 The Clash 28
22 Tool 25
22 System of a Down 25
24 Pantera 24
24 Cream 24
24 Silverginger 5 24
27 Rancid 23
27 Led Zeppelin 23
27 At the Drive-In 23
27 Dick Dale & His Del-Tones 23
31 Iron Maiden 20
31 AC/DC 20
33 Radiohead 19
33 Motörhead 19
33 Opeth 19
33 SiKTh 19
33 Necrophagist 19
38 3 Inches of Blood 18
39 Mötley Crüe 16
39 Star Wars: Force Commander 16
39 The Servant 16
42 Bill Hicks 15
42 Rush 15
44 Soundgarden 14
45 The Beatles 13
45 Incubus 13
47 Red Hot Chili Peppers 12
47 Mínus 12
49 Faith No More 11
49 Dream Theater 11

[B]Top Tracks
Last generated: June 19, 2005[/B]
1 Johnny Cash - Hurt 38
2 Nine Inch Nails - Hurt 34
3 Dick Dale & His Del-Tones - Miserlou 23
4 Megadeth - Peace Sells 22
5 Silverginger 5 - Walk Like A Mother****er (Demo) 20
6 The Wildhearts - Vanilla Radio 18
7 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged 17
8 Star Wars: Force Commander - Imperial March (Rage Mix) 16
8 88 Fingers Louie - State 16
10 The Wildhearts - Caffeine Bomb 15
10 The Servant - Cells 15
12 88 Fingers Louie - Two-Faced Bastard 13
12 88 Fingers Louie - FVK 13
14 Nine Inch Nails - The Frail 12
14 88 Fingers Louie - Punk Rock Rulebook 12
14 The Wildhearts - O.C.D 12
17 Nine Inch Nails - The Day The World Went Away 11
17 [url]www.amateurtransplants.com[/url] - London Underground 11
17 System of a Down - BYOB (Explicit Version) 11
20 Nine Inch Nails - The Wretched 10
20 Nine Inch Nails - We're In This Together 10
20 Nine Inch Nails - Slipping Away 10
20 Green Day - 03 Holiday 10
24 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Pig Latin 9
25 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Come to Daddy
26 Megadeth - Devil's Island 6
39 Primus - The Antipop 6
39 Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined 6
39 Muse - Stockholm Syndrome 6
39 Muse - Time Is Running Out 6
39 Muse - Hysteria 6
39 Therapy? - Die Laughing 6
39 The Wildhearts - Nita Nitro 6

How do you post pictures in your posts?

Honestly

[QUOTE=Shazzam]How do you post pictures in your posts?

Honestly[/QUOTE]

You dont in R&M it was disabled.

Los Lonely Boys are very good. I just watched them do a blues song on this Bonnaroo DVD and it was the craziest thing I've ever seen. The guitarist is awesome.

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1 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 14:32:46 , June 19 2005
2 Ludwig van Beethoven - Symphony No. 9 (Scherzo) 14:27:56 , June 19 2005
3 New Stories - "Highway Blues" 14:26:56 , June 19 2005
4 Gorillaz - Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. 14:24:15 , June 19 2005
5 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 14:11:39 , June 19 2005
6 Cradle of Filth - Her Ghost In The Fog 14:03:18 , June 19 2005
7 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 13:58:58 , June 19 2005
8 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 13:45:17 , June 19 2005
9 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 13:40:26 , June 19 2005
10 Cradle of Filth - II. Paradise Lost: Carrion 13:24:25 , June 19 2005

Weekly Artist Chart
Week prior to Jun 12, 2005, 11:00
1 Arsis 157
2 Avenged Sevenfold 61
3 At The Gates 25
4 Electric Six 23
5 Borknagar 21
6 Black Label Society 19
7 Children of Bodom 14
8 The Filaments 12
9 Mudvayne 11
10 Alien Ant Farm 10
Weekly Track Chart
Week prior to Jun 12, 2005, 11:00
1 Arsis - Wholly Night 120
2 Borknagar - Colossus 17
3 Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country 12
3 The Filaments - Punk Unity 12
5 Mudvayne - Happy? 11
6 Avenged Sevenfold - Burn It Down 8
7 Emperor - Thus Spake the Nightspirit 7
8 Arsis - Return 6
8 Arsis - Seven Whispers Fell Silent 6
8 Beneath The Massacre - Totalitarian Hypnosis 6


Top Artists
Last generated: June 13, 2005
1 Arsis 186
2 Avenged Sevenfold 143
3 Black Label Society 56
4 At The Gates 46
5 Agnostic Front 37
5 Children of Bodom 37
7 Angra 35
8 Trivium 29
9 Borknagar 25
10 Electric Six 23
11 Alien Ant Farm 22
12 88 Fingers Louie 21
12 Pro-Pain 21
14 Bridge To Solace 20
15 Arcturus 14
15 All That Remains 14
17 In Flames 12
17 The Filaments 12
19 Mudvayne 11
20 Beneath The Massacre 10
21 Emperor 9
22 Norther 7
23 Aesop Rock 6
23 **** Sparrer 6
23 Hiding With Girls 6
23 Hanson 6
23 Symphony X 6
28 玉置成実 5
28 The Foamers 5
28 The Bravery 5
28 bosseye 5
32 Daft Punk 4
32 Behemoth 4
32 Assorted Jellybeans 4
32 Breaking Benjamin 4
32 DragonForce 4
32 The Freaks Union 4
38 Foo Fighters 3
38 Bloodhound Gang 3
38 Godsmack 3
38 Steve Vai 3
38 Quo Vadis 3
38 E.Town Concrete 3
38 Behold... the Arctopus 3
45 Circle Jerks 2
45 Anti-Flag 2
45 The Charlatans 2
45 Vintersorg 2
45 Burzum 2
45 Frank Klepacki 2

Top Tracks
Last generated: June 13, 2005
1 Arsis - Wholly Night 130
2 Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country 21
3 Avenged Sevenfold - Burn It Down 19
4 Borknagar - Colossus 18
4 Bridge To Solace - These Maps Are Written With Blood 18
6 The Filaments - Punk Unity 12
7 Mudvayne - Happy? 11
8 Alien Ant Farm - Courage 9
8 Emperor - Thus Spake the Nightspirit 9
8 Avenged Sevenfold - To End The Rapture 9
8 Black Label Society - say what you will 9
12 Alien Ant Farm - Attitude 8
12 Arcturus - Radical Cut 8
12 Arsis - The Face Of My Innocence 8
12 Arsis - Maddening Disdain 8
12 Trivium - Dying In Your Arms 8
17 Norther - Smash 7
17 Arsis - Return 7
17 In Flames - Zombie Inc. 7
17 Arsis - Seven Whispers Fell Silent 7
17 Children of Bodom - Trashed, Lost & Strungout 7
17 Agnostic Front - Still Here 7
17 Avenged Sevenfold - Trashed & Scattered 7
24 At The Gates - Blinded by fear 6
24 Avenged Sevenfold - Turn The Other Way 6
24 **** Sparrer - Watch Your Back 6
24 Black Label Society - been a long time 6
24 Trivium - Rain 6
24 Beneath The Massacre - Totalitarian Hypnosis 6
30 Aesop Rock - Daylight 5
30 Symphony X - Dressed to Kill 5
30 Arsis - Dust and Guilt 5
30 The Foamers - Here's To The Death Of Hard Graft 5
30 The Bravery - Honest Mistake 5
30 Hiding With Girls - Shortround 5
30 Agnostic Front - All is Not Forgotten 5
30 Black Label Society - suicide messiah 5
30 Electric Six - Be My Dark Angel 5
30 Alien Ant Farm - Track 1 5
30 Agnostic Front - fail of the parasite 5
41 At The Gates - Slaughter of the Soul 4
41 Children of Bodom - Kissing The Shadows 4
41 Assorted Jellybeans - Booshduckdow 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - Unholy Confessions 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - Clairvoyant Disease 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - And All Things Will End 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won't See You Tonight, Pt. 1 4
41 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won't See You Tonight, Pt. 2 4
41 Breaking Benjamin - So Cold

I think it's about time Ray and I had a freestyle battle. What do you guys think?

Weekly Artist Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 08:00
1 The Dandy Warhols 66
2 Radiohead 33
3 Arsis 31
4 Filter 14
5 Cynic 13
6 Funkadelic 11
6 Rage Against the Machine 11
6 Ben Folds 11
6 The Allman Brothers Band 11
6 A Perfect Circle 11

Weekly Track Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 08:00
1 Arsis - Dust and Guilt 8
2 The Dandy Warhols - Godless 7
2 The Dandy Warhols - Country Leaver 7
2 The Dandy Warhols - Mohammed 7
2 The Dandy Warhols - Nietzsche 7
2 The Dandy Warhols - Horse Pills 7
7 The Dandy Warhols - Solid 6
8 Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop 5
9 Primus - Too Many Puppies 4
9 Arsis - Elegant and Perverse 4

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I think it's about time Ray and I had a freestyle battle. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

I think I'd mop the floor with you :p

Weekly Artist Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 12:00
1 Kanye West 5
1 Tenacious D 5
3 Beck 3
4 Sly & the Family Stone 2
4 Nine Inch Nails 2
4 James Gang 2
7 The Yardbirds 1
7 Jane's Addiction 1
7 Bob Dylan 1
7 Funkadelic 1

Weekly Track Chart
Week prior to Jun 19, 2005, 12:00
1 James Gang - Funk #49 2
2 Beck - Nobody's Fault But My Own 1
2 Tenacious D - Kyle Quit the Band 1
2 Beck - Cold Brains 1
2 Tenacious D - Hard ****ing 1
2 Beck - Debra 1
2 The Yardbirds - For Your Love 1
2 Tenacious D - **** Her Gently 1
2 Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole 1
2 Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

/hasn't listened to much music lately

I am so hot. And not intending to sleep for four hours. And i have an exam later today. :/

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I am so hot. And not intending to sleep for four hours. And i have an exam later today. :/[/QUOTE]
'til like 5 in the morning?

too hot to sleep is right

I can sympathize with Joe. I am also hot :p

I'm dying in here. My room is in the basement and it is still so hot.

I'm not wearing a shirt.

<_<
>_>

Can't be bothered to go back and find the post I'm replying to again, so; Spiritual Beggars are excellent (what I've heard of them, anyway).

I saw another episode of Bobobo at a friend's house, finally (they're being released for some reason). Soo confusing.

Also, Napoleon Dynamite, for the most part, sucks. And that's without having had people quoting bits of it at me for months, too (no one I know has even heard of it, as far as I know).

Me either dude, its roasting, even in jolly old England.

People take Napolean Dynamite too serious. It was suppoused to be a stupid movie with no plot, but people over analyze it.

IMO of course.


On a completely unrelated note, I ate Mongolian Barbecue tonight.

I'm none too fond of Napoleon Dynamite myself...the humor never really clicked with me.

Nothing wrong with that, I just get annoyed when people over analyze the movie. You know what I mean?