rofl Gav's such a hottie.

Damn straight I am. Look at my profile picture. :naughty:

-Gav

I'd like to poit out that the camera is covering gav's crooked, fu[size=2]c[/size]ked up teeth.

IM GONNA GO MAKE A LYRICS THREAD. YOU ALL BETTER KNOW WHO IT IS.

lol

Q: why do you have emo glasses
A: cuz i got a big nose

Dude, what? I have perfect teeth.

[url]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d38/GavPlaysBass/gavcoat.jpg[/url]

EDIT: For some reason, my teeth look somewhat yellow there on the side. They're really not yellow at all. My dad's a dentist. :p

Luxor: Actually, it's because I'm trendy. That's my excuse. :D

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Dude, what? I have perfect teeth.

[url]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d38/GavPlaysBass/gavcoat.jpg[/url] [/QUOTE]

I wasnt serious, I was just hitting you up with a JK-47 (rofl).

Dude, I know. :D

-Gav

[URL="http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=482935"]I made a thread.[/URL]

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]While I'm doing her, I like it when she calls me Conor Oberst.[/QUOTE]
ahem...
ROFL

I rofled at that. Post n00dz of your gf, Justin.

Yeah Justin, post n00dz of me, baby.

Oh shi

I like it when you call me Big Poppa.

-Gav

Neeshacker: lindesety's vocals
Neeshacker: in this is our new home
Neeshacker: are so hot
GavSavesTheDay: iwsmoffy?
Neeshacker: i want to **** her
GavSavesTheDay: yeah, i dunno if she's hot, though
GavSavesTheDay: never seen her
Neeshacker: yeah her vocals re hot though
Neeshacker: they turn me on
Neeshacker: i'd **** that voice
Neeshacker: she has to be hot
Neeshacker: ugly girls sound ugly
GavSavesTheDay: hahaha
GavSavesTheDay: ROFL
Neeshacker: ROFL SERIOUSLY
Neeshacker: SHES ****ING HOT
Neeshacker: i bet she sounds hot during sex
GavSavesTheDay: if i see them
GavSavesTheDay: i'll nail her
GavSavesTheDay: just for you
GavSavesTheDay: and let you know
GavSavesTheDay: "ARE YOU IN YET?" she said
GavSavesTheDay: "YES I AM" i said
GavSavesTheDay: "PROMISE?" she siad
GavSavesTheDay: "SHUT THE **** UP AND TAKE IT" i said
GavSavesTheDay: "EXCELLENT" she said

-Gav

ROFL

Gav is gonna nail some chick within the next 30 mins.

ROFL

Best lyrics variation ever.

She looks like an overgrown little girl, with her medium length red hair.

Speaking of Harry Potter:

"Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."

bash.org.. good times.

gav. i like how every im conversation you post has you telling a joke.

conceited bastard.

RO[size=2]F[/size]L

EDIT: I didnt even remember I had a new usertitle until now. Everyone LOL at it.

[QUOTE=pixiesfanyo]bash.org.. good times.

gav. i like how every im conversation you post has you telling a joke.

conceited bastard.[/QUOTE]

That site f'ucking rules.

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]I rofled at that. Post n00dz of your gf, Justin.[/QUOTE]

I seriously don't have any n00dz of her.

Well get some!

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]Like when douches make a funny in IM and put it in their own profile so they can look witty for the 15 year olds from indiana they IM from myspace.[/QUOTE]

Wait.. you're just describing Gav dude?

It was for both Neeshee's joke and my joke.

Also, I'm 18, not 15...and I'm from Mass. Get it right. :evil:

-Gav

i started writing lyrics.

now i need to find a drummer.
hm.

[QUOTE=Matt?]i started writing lyrics.

now i need to find a lyricist.
hm.[/QUOTE]

yeah.

maybe if i cared about that stuff.

[QUOTE=pixiesfanyo]yeah.[/QUOTE]

ROFL[i][/i]

boys life - painted smiles

this kind of made my day, i'd never heard this song before.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]I know that's the joke man. The girls you're e-hitting on are 15 PRIVATE PROFILE and from Indiana.[/QUOTE]

...Wait...who am I e-hitting on, other than Matt and Cob?

-Gav

We need to ungay this place aka make mikexmcdaniel not post.

[QUOTE=Converge#12]We need to ungay this place aka make mikexmcdaniel not post.[/QUOTE]

E-GRUDGEMATCH

[quote=gav]...Wait...who am I e-hitting on, other than Matt and Cob?[/quote]

POP-PUNK FORUM E-S[size=2]E[/size]X

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]Speaking of Harry Potter:

"Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."[/QUOTE]
I LOL'd

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]I know that's the joke man. The girls you're e-hitting on are 15 PRIVATE PROFILE and from Indiana.[/QUOTE]
Don't bash Indiana. Awesome state, well... the part on Lake Michigan is, f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck the rest nothing but corn.

ok so Little League may be one of my favorite songs at the moment.

Jeez those YEEEEEEAAAAHS send shivers down my spine.

They have yeahs down to a science.

caP'n yeahs

[QUOTE=Matt?]ok so Little League may be one of my favorite songs at the moment.

Jeez those YEEEEEEAAAAHS send shivers down my spine.

They have yeahs down to a science.

caP'n yeahs[/QUOTE]
Shmap'n Shmazz

[QUOTE=Matt?]ok so Little League may be one of my favorite songs at the moment.

Jeez those YEEEEEEAAAAHS send shivers down my spine.

They have yeahs down to a science.

caP'n yeahs[/QUOTE]

HEYYYY COFFEE EYES
YOU GOT ME COUGHIN' UP MY COOKIE HEART

-Gav

Indiana is so f'ucking boring. I've been there numerous times, its just like a bunch of cornfields, it sucks.

Why were you in Indiana?

My cousins live there. They suck too.

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]Indiana is so f'ucking boring. I've been there numerous times, its just like a bunch of cornfields, it sucks.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, go up to the part on Lake Michigan. It kicks a[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]s with the dunes and the forest.