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Jaundice livin' da thuglyfe.
In other news, I got so bored tonight that I just spent about two hours terrorizing Alliance villages in WoW. I need more hobbies or something. |
alex: the white Big L
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:lol:
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did you rap about feminists who have eating disorders, or about chicks that cut themselves
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[QUOTE=2muchket!;17935411]alex: the white Big L[/QUOTE]
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lol young eminem
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[QUOTE=2muchket!;17935416]did you rap about feminists who have eating disorders, or about chicks that cut themselves[/QUOTE]
i was feeling too awkward and on the spot to go all out i just threw out a few by-the-numbers gangsta rap lines but whenever they brought in prostitutes and patted them down outside our cell me and all the crackheads rushed to the windows and got excited it was like being at home plenty interesting characters, met some 70's punk looking heroin addict that said he needs to shoot up three grams of heroin to get high and inked the teardrops on Lil Wayne's face |
it was only a matter of time until Alex ended up in jail :lol:
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lol what'd he do?
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wore a cookie monster hat and called a cop a chum
got beat down in a matter of seconds |
the bobbies took a whack at me ol noggin, mate
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jail sucks so bad haha
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yeah jail
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there was that small part of me in the back of my mind that found the entire ordeal amusing but if had had to sleep one more night in there i would have gone bat ****
drunken stupidity will resume but i don't think i'll be breaking into cars or stealing coricidin or anything like that for a long time; there's no part of me that wants to go through that boring **** again |
almost went once, but i found a ride before they shipped me off.
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rookies
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i think the city of new orleans might have a bit of a police brutality problem lol
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its my understanding he's actually based in the area Iwas proccessed in |
[QUOTE=Jaundice;17935548]there was that small part of me in the back of my mind that found the entire ordeal amusing but if had had to sleep one more night in there i would have gone bat ****
drunken stupidity will resume but i don't think i'll be breaking into cars or stealing coricidin or anything like that for a long time; there's no part of me that wants to go through that boring **** again[/QUOTE] yeah I wouldn't have known that without experiencing it firsthand myself |
nawlinz boyz
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Been close to being arrested, mainly for being drunk and disorderly and fighting.
Never been arrested. |
lol exgf deleted me from facebook
i didnt realise i was still in middleschool lol YOURE NOT MY FWIEND ANYMORE |
thats the first ive said anything about anything pauline
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i love using jaundice quotes on peoples formspring
ask me anything! how would you feel if i gave you a black eye then made sweet tender love to you and made awkward slurping noises in the back seat of an abandoned taxicab |
Im coming to the rather uncomfortable conlclusion that Awkward Pop is nothing but a state of confusion as to whether I think I'm Syd Barrett or Lil Wayne.
Oh hey be impressed by how artsy and insane i am. And I have a gun and tattoos. |
Awkward
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some one told me earlier that so far only one person in jail has beaten the piss out of lil wayne to show him that he's not very tough without fame and power
its kinda sad, im sure a couple of goons will make an example out of him before he gets out |
without fame and power = without a gun
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