Jay-Z > Beyonce > Rhianna

same here tbh

as long as rihanna isn't singing ****'s annoying as ****

[quote=Sideshow Bob;17603670]Seriously dude. I'm not into black chicks at all in general, and I'd bang that slightly confuzzled sea lion raw. You have issues man.[/quote]
she is the exact bodytype that i loathe

halle berry would be fine though

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;17603648]:(:(:(

what happened bb?[/QUOTE]

im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh

it's easy to get mad when a girl brings you around a bunch of douchebags

[quote=Txus;17603684]im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh[/quote]i know youre gonna hate me for this but that was pretty childish of you.

How is it childish to leave a party you're not comfortable at?

[QUOTE=Txus;17603684]im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh[/QUOTE]


Wow, clingy.

Surely anyone who questions a Crossed Out shirt deserves nothing less than total annihilation in der ovens.

beyonce ftw js

that pic is deceiving it gives the illusion that rihanna actually has a nice body

i would **** a lot of black girls tbh

actualyl nevermind its her five head that makes everything else about her seem awful

you didn't do anything wrong mike idk

[quote=mappymassacre;17603691]How is it childish to leave a party you're not comfortable at?




[/quote]
not that part. the part where he ditches her instead of dragging her by her scalp/pube hairs

[QUOTE=TimJim;17603714]not that part. the part where he ditches her instead of dragging her by her scalp/pube hairs[/QUOTE]
wtf? now THAT would be childish

MOMMY I WANNA GO HOME COME

[QUOTE]it's easy to get mad when a girl brings you around a bunch of douchebags[/QUOTE]

yep

[QUOTE]Surely anyone who questions a Crossed Out shirt deserves nothing less than total annihilation in der ovens.[/QUOTE]

haha, exactly

[QUOTE]you didn't do anything wrong mike idk[/QUOTE]

i know dude :(

what pisses me off the most is that we dont have much time for ourselves since she works night shifts and thats about the time when i get home and we we do have sometime like now we end up fighting

lol at timjim btw

[quote=Anglachel;17603722]wtf? now THAT would be childish

MOMMY I WANNA GO HOME COME[/quote]
no that would be caveman


and nothing is more adult than that

i had someone once say "why is there moss on your shirt"

its my sunn o))) shirt

it has rotting corpse of naked woman on it

yeah but you puke a lot

**** off

looooooooooool

I get so many compliments on my KoRn shirt

only band shirt i really have, i've gotten rid of most of the thirty or so NIN shirts i had

[QUOTE=Txus;17603737]yeah but you puke a lot

**** off[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

[quote=Txus;17603737]yeah but you puke a lot

**** off[/quote]
see im right since you told me that

what mike did:[quote=Txus;17603684]im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh[/quote]
what he should have done:
[IMG]http://www.ridiculouslybadass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caveman-carry-girl.gif[/IMG]

I believe in treating girls with utmost respect

[QUOTE=TimJim;17603754]what mike did:
what he should have done:
[IMG]http://www.ridiculouslybadass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caveman-carry-girl.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

nah, i know how to treat a lady

didnt you just break up with your girl?

[quote=Txus;17603773]nah, i know how to treat a lady

didnt you just break up with your girl?[/quote]
lol


yeah i did but it wasnt like a bad break up or hard feelings. we're actually hanging out tmrw night

still being friends with an ex

that always lasts a good five or six days

i can honestly say i don't have a single ex that would ever answer or respond if i called

why would you treat a lady she should be treating you to a ****ing sandwich and a blowjob with only an apron on

[quote=Jaundice;17603782]still being friends with an ex

that always lasts a good five or six days

i can honestly say i don't have a single ex that would ever answer or respond if i called[/quote]
its been almost a month


thats just how i roll. i like my friends and if a relationship doesnt work out then hey its been fun but no more srs bns

I had a girl date me just for my electronic beats once and she made me a sandwich :cool:

Mike you did the right thing mang. You can't let them tread all over you, I mean there is a level of compromise, I like how you just left, shows her you don't take no crap.

but mike has plenty to tread on he probably doesnt even feel it

I like to not take up for myself but be kind of pissy afterward to where you can tell i'm upset, but never actually acknowledge it

im such a girl

my gf is pretty cool I imagine her anytime i want

[quote=Jaundice;17603796]I like to not take up for myself but be kind of pissy afterward to where you can tell i'm upset, but never actually acknowledge it

im such a girl[/quote]
i surprisingly dont show much emotion unless im like, low on sugar or wound up. otherwise im as unreadable as a pill bug

my realdoll is going to love me so much

Make sure she has removable limbs, in case you're ever in an amputee kinda mood.

or if i need to fit her in a trunk

just like the real thing