[quote=hismajestythepope;17224310]be like baby now that moustache gone u lookin so much better like damn grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl let me put my dick in dat mouf u lookin so good[/quote]
I'll be sure to write that down on an index card, and read it off to her when the time is right

rofl

it would be epic if that conversation actually happened IRL

excellent

i hate how my laptop doesnt have a number pad :<

[b]he's got a mustache![/b]

most of the time when i see a chick with a mustache i DON'T try and **** her

but i'm not here to judge

Sometimes they can't help it if they're italian


They just happen to be a really crappy ethnicity


TBH we should be making italian jokes instead of jew and black jokes all the time

maybe it's cuz their aren't a lot of Italian girls in Iowa, or i just don't pay close enough attention. White bitches around here are hoes so i usually just hit that, trust me I'm not racist tho

What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?

50 pounds and a black dress.

i'm not going there, i seem to get banned when i start being racist for some reason

[QUOTE=mathjic;17224346]What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?

50 pounds and a black dress.[/QUOTE]

ahahahha

Italian women are like time bombs it's crazy

graves of valor show got cancelled :c

hahahahahaha

no brodowns 4 mappie

got weighed today in after school P.E

5'10
149lbs
6.5 % body fat

I'm losing weight substantially for some reason. my ribs are looking emaciated.

eat some burgers

Eat meat and stop being a pussy.

get some musclez

italian women are feisty

yeah im pretty weak and scronny

you're also pretty danm cute sooooo

I could take you Austin.

hahah thanks jammie. i think i'd be cuter with your hair though. <3

steve: yeah cause youre tall as **** nikka

Yeah dude I'm tall s[B]h[/B]it and weigh like 45 pounds more than you! :p

i bet i could wreck u steve

Probably, but I could probably outrun you! :eek:

what does running have to do with forced intercourse

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17224647]Probably, but I could probably outrun you! :eek:[/QUOTE]

idk dude im pretty fast

like a ****ing cheetah or some crazy **** like that

Maybe you are, idk my mile is like 6-ish minutes, tbh I'm not in amazing shape or anything.

I could DEFINITELY out-swim you though. :p

totally [I]bro[/I]

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17224664]Maybe you are, idk my mile is like 6-ish minutes, tbh I'm not in amazing shape or anything.

I could DEFINITELY out-swim you though. :p[/QUOTE]

when i was in shape i could run a 6-ish minute mile as well

it would probably take me 8 minutes now

I think I could run maybe a quarter mile and then stop

Running sucks, during the summer I jog for about a half hour in the morning but nothing intense.

I get my only excercise through skateboarding, biking, and hackey sacking (steriotypical but true)

and also if I smoke a cigarette and then walk up a flight of stairs I consider that excercise because it definitely feels like excercise

edit: goddamn i've been spelling exercise wrong my whole life =/

sex and paintballing are the best

oh yeah i haven't had actual sex in so long i almost forgot it existed :(

never paintballed but i always wanted to try

[QUOTE=Txus;17224703]sex and paintballing are the best[/QUOTE]

This

I used to be on a paintball team, it was good exercise and it's very fun, but now I don't have much time for it :(

and sex, well my girlfriend is away until next month, so no exercise in that department either.

I like swimming once in a while.

anyone do weights?

Swimming is a great form of exercise, takes a lot less time to get a good workout off of than say running...