Stella Artois or San Miguel :thumb:

It's My Birthday! Muahahah!

Happy Birthday!

hey its my b-day too, happy birthday :wave:

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ][b]Stella Awards[/b]

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

The following are this year's candidates:

1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

2. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

4. A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 a! after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

5. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

6. A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

7. This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.[/QUOTE]
sheer billiance.

haha that made my day.

[QUOTE=citizendivide]Guinness is the best.[/QUOTE]
God YEs

Corona, Budweiser or Amstel for me.

house of the dead on the dreamcast (with the gun) is classic

does anyone know how get avatars smaller or the right file type?

Use microsoft photo editor.

i dont got that. any other ways?

Apparently their are programs to buy where you can resize the image but they're expensive

PS: Why does cheeser not realise that people always wind him up

Amstel no no no

haha Molson and budweiser, both taste great both are good times.

Man thosepeople are jackasses. One time when I was a kid my school went on a field trip and me andmy friends walked past these two ladies and one of mny friends steeped on one of the lady's foot and thoughtit was meso she grabbed my hand and slapped it and said "rotten kids!". I should've sued that bitch hardcore

you should have slapped the taste out of that bitches mouth then kicked her while she was down and begging for mercy. Put those women in their place peter.

i so want to report the Black Flag guy purely on doucheyness

That guy laughs at his own jokes.

And they're really lame. So it almost makes it funny.

haha i dont know him but thats weak. laughing at your own jokes.

Mmmmmmm...yes children.

anybody hear about how danzig got knocked out by someone in the north side kings?

[QUOTE=jlightyearm]Apparently their are programs to buy where you can resize the image but they're expensive
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Yea I know, I had all these nice programs with my new Dell, but they were all trial versions. So life was easy for awhile, but now all my trials are up. I just use Windows standard Paint program... you can resize all that conveniently, you can only resize it through percentages, which requires a bit of estimation and time.

I totally use paint. :)

you can only save as .bitmap in paint i think though

no u can save it as anything

[QUOTE=AK472]I totally use paint. :)[/QUOTE]

i use Photoshop because i'm 1337 and hax0r3d it.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]i use Photoshop because i'm 1337 and hax0r3d it.[/QUOTE]

ho man your a real internet haxors now!

[QUOTE=Saturdays_Hero]you should have slapped the taste out of that bitches mouth then kicked her while she was down and begging for mercy. Put those women in their place peter.[/QUOTE]

I love you Yoci. ;)

[QUOTE=AK472]ho man your a real internet haxors now![/QUOTE]

You did that all wrong. It's HaX0rZ.

Budweiser's not bad but it's expensive

woah!!! i only posted once last night, and only one page has been added to this thread! it's normally about 8 or something. must be a record of some kind

budweiser is awful

its the beer equivelent of getting an eyeball operation.

Newcastle brown
tetleys
john smiths
boddingtons
wortheys
guiness

Random fact: Newcastle brown is no longer brewed in Newcastle

newcastle brown also makes you go crazy if you drink to much :thumb:

dave, at wasted you will be my drinking friend,a s you have most excellent taste.

i just went to my local shop and they are selling 40's (i think?) of San Miguel for £2. it's nice

i've seen them, they come in packs of 4 dont they?

nah it's just in one big bottle

San Miguel is very nice