[QUOTE=Illmatic]Well, that's true, but sometimes girls get a boob job but it's very subtle and it suits them well.[/quote]

Those seem to be more the exception than the norm.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.[/QUOTE]

Tongue piercings are very iffy. One or two small tattoos are acceptable. Navel piercings are gross, especially what happens when a girl has to take it out.
/gag

There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.

[QUOTE=Jom]One time, I was watching the Maury show and a woman with size 32M honkers was on the show.[/QUOTE]

Sh[size=2]i[/size]t! That's like... malformed!

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.[/QUOTE]
It depends for me. Some are ugly but some are hot. I might potentially get a tattoo whilst Gaby already has 2 and I don't mind them at all and never have. However there are some girls it looks absolutely terrible on. Extraneous piercings depends on the location...tongue/lip area is kinda meh.

[QUOTE]There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.[/QUOTE]

I've never experienced that.

Then again my girl never wears hers anymore so she cleans the actual piercing every day.

Breasts rock. Belly buttons are funner to play with though. That's just me, but eh, whatever.


Also, is there anyone else who things that Vintersorg is a genius from philosophical and musical standpoints alike? I read the lyrics to The Focusing Blur a few times over about a week ago, and he just brings up so many things that make so much sense. Huzzah for that.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.
[/QUOTE]

That is positively disgusting. It actually made me shudder.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I'm not a tatoo fan on girls, but that has to be the best spot to go. Boob? No. Ankle? pointless. Calf? No.

For a guy, as long as it's just one or two tats I don't think it looks to bad. Shoulder ones are actually pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

I saw a picture once of a Goth girl who had two small Eyes of Horus tattooed just below her collarbone. I thought it was cute in a novel sort of way. Doubt it will look good 20 years down the road, but...

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Tongue piercings are very iffy. One or two small tattoos are acceptable. Navel piercings are gross, especially what happens when a girl has to take it out.
/gag

There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.[/QUOTE]
I've never been around that either. From the sound of it, I'm glad.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I've never experienced that.

Then again my girl never wears hers anymore so she cleans the actual piercing every day.[/QUOTE]

Consider yourself lucky. The problem is that the navel is a huge trap for sweat and dirt. If you don't clean and scrape it out regularly, it gets really nasty.

Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).

[QUOTE]Consider yourself lucky. The problem is that the navel is a huge trap for sweat and dirt. If you don't clean and scrape it out regularly, it gets really nasty.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think that was one of the reasons she stopped wearing the belly button ring.

[QUOTE]Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).[/QUOTE]

How the hell do you get scratches and boobs on your knockers?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]

Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).[/QUOTE]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]How the hell do you get scratches and boobs on your knockers?[/QUOTE]

We believe it has something to do with her then-boyfriend (no idea if they're still together since they were into the "swinger" lifestyle) and her infant child which is basically the world's only Aryan gecko.

/shudder

Nasty, Nastier, and Nasty Jr.

I think we can all agree that "zebra tits" and all other topics related to each other should not ever be brought up here again. At least not without a fair, fair warning.

Belly button rings are my favorite piercing, no matter if they collect dirt or not. :p

Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/

Boo fat chicks. >:[

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Also, is there anyone else who things that Vintersorg is a genius from philosophical and musical standpoints alike? I read the lyrics to The Focusing Blur a few times over about a week ago, and he just brings up so many things that make so much sense. Huzzah for that.[/QUOTE]
I dont know much about the lyrics, but the album [I]Cosmic Genesis[/I] rules. His voice is f[I]u[/I]cking awesome.

[QUOTE]We believe it has something to do with her then-boyfriend (no idea if they're still together since they were into the "swinger" lifestyle) and her infant child which is basically the world's only Aryan gecko.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a nice family.

[QUOTE]Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/[/QUOTE]

That's the most poetic way of putting it.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I think we can all agree that "zebra tits" and all other topics related to each other should not ever be brought up here again. At least not without a fair, fair warning.[/QUOTE]

Right. So, how 'bout them Packers?

Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Boo fat chicks. >:[[/QUOTE]

Particularly when they don't wear clothing appropriate to their body type. Some women are able to accept their weight and be comfortable in that aspect of their life, and that's fine. But that doesn't make hiphuggers and Daisy Dukes their unconditional friends.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.[/QUOTE]

The former. It looks like they stole a baby komodo dragon from the zoo and put a blonde wig on it. First time I saw it, I was expecting it to unsheath its neck frill and hiss at me.

[QUOTE]Particularly when they don't wear clothing appropriate to their body type. Some women are able to accept their weight and be comfortable in that aspect of their life, and that's fine. But that doesn't make hiphuggers and Daisy Dukes their unconditional friends.[/QUOTE]

I don't like looking at 'em and I certainly don't like it when they play the mother hen/bodyguard/cockblocker role around their hot friends.

This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Belly button rings are my favorite piercing, no matter if they collect dirt or not. :p

Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/

Boo fat chicks. >:[[/QUOTE]
There is this one girl that always comes into my work with her belly hanging out of her shirt. Its is the most disgusting thing ever. Everytim I see her/it i just want to punch her in the face for not covering that sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]t up.

[quote=Auron]I dont know much about the lyrics, but the album Cosmic Genesis rules. His voice is ****ing awesome.[/quote]

I think the only reason I'm liking the album as much as I am is due to the lyrics. Even after only 10 or so listens to the album, my own philosophical views have already shifted a little bit.


[quote=Ray]That's the most poetic way of putting it.[/quote]

No other way could have done enough justice to how I feel. :p Plus, I'm listening to Vintersorg, so yeah, double whammy.

[quote=Jom]Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/quote]
For apparent reasons. :nod: Not being able to be liked by a girl takes all the fun out of trying to be liked by her.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't like looking at 'em and I certainly don't like it when they play the mother hen/bodyguard/cockblocker role around their hot friends.[/QUOTE]

If they aren't getting any, no one else can apparently.

[QUOTE=Jom]This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. I'd prefer a healthy girl than a girl who I'd be afraid to break if we were having sex. Most girls actually fit this and as long as they aren't obsessed with how "fat" they are, it's perfect. But there is a line heh.

Woah no way really?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.[/QUOTE]

Aryan comes from Iran :-\

I'm more of an a[COLOR="white"]s[/COLOR]s guy myself, and my girl has the best as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR] I've ever seen, including p[I]o[/I]rn.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]If they aren't getting any, no one else can apparently.[/QUOTE]

That is their mindset 100% of the way. That's why when guys head out in groups, they usually try to get one of them to jump on the grenade and go home with the fat chick.

[QUOTE=Jakey]No other way could have done enough justice to how I feel. Plus, I'm listening to Vintersorg, so yeah, double whammy.[/QUOTE]

Well whatever it was, kudos.

[QUOTE=Jom]And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]

So you're into girls now?

Because there was a stretch there where you weren't into anyone, so to speak.

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm more of an *** guy myself, and my girl has the best *** I've ever seen, including animal photographs.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I've never seen a censor mutation work so well. :lol:

Ray - I think the wording would be 'into himself,' that is if I'm understanding asexuality correctly.

PS: Joking

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm more of an *** guy myself, and my girl has the best *** I've ever seen, including animal photographs.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, those Pelicans have great a[I]s[/I]ses

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Wow, I've never seen a censor mutation work so well. :lol:[/QUOTE]

****.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]So you're into girls now?

Because there was a stretch there where you weren't into anyone, so to speak.[/QUOTE]

I hate to have to do this, but:

You thilly gooth, of course I'm straight. Come on over here and give me a big spanking :naughty:

In all seriousness, however: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/humour/mmmmbabyiloveit.jpg]this explains it rather well - just not the person, necessarily[/url].

:)

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber

[quote=Shadows]Jom, he just incinuated that you are a homosexual.[/quote]

Your memory is poor :)

Jom, he just incinuated that you are a homosexual.

What's wrong with my memory?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That is their mindset 100% of the way. That's why when guys head out in groups, they usually try to get one of them to jump on the grenade and go home with the fat chick.
[/QUOTE]
Totally true. Gaby's best friend is fat and...well... :-\

Any time I want to do something I have to make sure she knows I want to hang out alone heh. By the same concept...any time I show up and she's not there... O:-)

Jom you're so hot. If Gaby and I break up will you have my baby?

[QUOTE=Jom]This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]

I like girls who are slender, personally. But the girls who are just plain skinny from starving themselves are every bit as gross as chunkstyle. There's most definately for me a difference between skinny and slender.

As for the lesbian thing, that's good to avoid. Unless you want to be like Ben Afflech in Chasing Amy, but I think it's best to avoid anything even vaguely Ben Affleck related.

[QUOTE=Jom]I hate to have to do this, but:

You thilly gooth, of course I'm straight. Come on over here and give me a big spanking :naughty:

In all seriousness, however: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/humour/mmmmbabyiloveit.jpg]this explains it rather well - just not the person, necessarily[/url].

:)

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber[/QUOTE]

I've never read a more disorienting post.

I honestly don't know how to feel after reading it and the picture made me laugh, but it was nervous laughter.

So you're straight?

[QUOTE=Jom]

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber[/QUOTE]
I just looked at DM's review of that album before I made the comment :cool:

NP:Bob Dylan - Black Diamond Bay

Whoa, wait. Was I ever gay before? :confused:

Not that I recall, anyway.

But come on. [I]Everyone[/I] loves that crazy picture. Nervous laughter is the key.

NP: Aurora Borealis

[quote=Vince]Jom you're so hot. If Gaby and I break up will you have my baby?[/quote]

Uh, thanks for helping my "Is Jom straight or gay?" cause :upset:

[QUOTE=Steerpike]
As for the lesbian thing, that's good to avoid. Unless you want to be like Ben Afflech in Chasing Amy, but I think it's best to avoid anything even vaguely Ben Affleck related.[/QUOTE]
But the girl was hella hot. :(
[QUOTE=Illmatic]I've never read a more disorienting post.

I honestly don't know how to feel after reading it and the picture made me laugh, but it was nervous laughter.

So you're straight?[/QUOTE]
He's always been straight, just asexual.

I was like that temporarily too :p

[QUOTE]I like girls who are slender, personally. But the girls who are just plain skinny from starving themselves are every bit as gross as chunkstyle. There's most definately for me a difference between skinny and slender.[/QUOTE]

I don't necessarily like girls who are slender or meaty, I like the ones in between, the girls with nice, tight bodies. They stay in shape but they aren't carrying too much meat on their bones. Or something like that.

[QUOTE]Totally true. Gaby's best friend is fat and...well... :-\[/QUOTE]

Yikes, that's too bad. Amy's best friend is drop dead gorgeous. Which might actually be bad too. I don't know.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't necessarily like girls who are slender or meaty, I like the ones in between, the girls with nice, tight bodies. They stay in shape but they aren't carrying too much meat on their bones. Or something like that.[/quote]

That's actually more or less what I mean. A girl who keeps trim, but has some tone on her as well. There's one girl on campus like that whom I've been trying to find since the semester started. I've been really beating myself up for not asking her out when she was in one of my classes last year.

[quote]Yikes, that's too bad. Amy's best friend is drop dead gorgeous. Which might actually be bad too. I don't know.[/QUOTE]

That depends... How open is she to a three-way? :naughty: