[QUOTE=Jom;15385968]Hahaha. That just seems funny. I don't know if it's the term "beasts of women" or the fact that you're growling while pounding.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, even though I have a girlfriend.

Seriously though, you should try the growling thing. I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love" and growling makes it dirty and more animalistic. Every girl I've growled with says they loved it 'cuz they think guys are too quiet in bed. Truth is, women LOVE to be dominated. Ya treat 'em equal in public, but show 'em who's Boss in the bedroom.

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386000]Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, [B]even though I have a girlfriend. [/B]
[/QUOTE]

Dude you are [i]such[/i] a badass, man.

Just because the women you pay for sex are into growling doesn't mean it's not creepy.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must be having sex with weird women, 'cause neither of us like to be dominated.

Who the **** would bone to Michio?

that's ridiculous.

I bone to King Crimson.

[QUOTE]I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love"[/QUOTE]

Quit having sex with disgusting women.

Man, I feel dirty for reading this page.

Especially with Txus' completely unnecessary and disgustingly graphic music recommendation.

I'm just sayin' what worked for me, maybe you'll give it a shot? Metal rules, sex rules. Metal sex rules!
As far as the girlfriend thing- I did feel kind of bad about it... I was ****ing wasted and it just sort of happened before I knew what was going on. I wasn't trying to brag or anything.

I watch a lot of videos of fortification.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15386037]I watch a lot of videos of fortification.[/QUOTE]

at high volumes, right?

by the way, it FORNICATION, not "fortification"
but I got what you were implying...

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386000]Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, even though I have a girlfriend.

Seriously though, you should try the growling thing. I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love" and growling makes it dirty and more animalistic. Every girl I've growled with says they loved it 'cuz they think guys are too quiet in bed. Truth is, women LOVE to be dominated. Ya treat 'em equal in public, but show 'em who's Boss in the bedroom.[/QUOTE]

I shall try this on my pixelated girlfriend next time I boot her up

I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.

[QUOTE=Jom;15386041]I shall try this on my pixelated girlfriend next time I boot her up[/QUOTE]

lulz. let me know how it went over.

[QUOTE=Riva;15386048]I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.[/QUOTE]

easily World's most powerful aphrodisiac

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386040]at high volumes, right?

by the way, it FORNICATION, not "fortification"
but I got what you were implying...[/QUOTE]
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JkbJ6fPCKOE[/url]

I masturbate to videos like this.

[QUOTE=Riva;15386048]I too enjoy watching movies about castles and forts.[/QUOTE]

Sick bro. At least one person got my bad joke referencing a lulzworthy post made earlier.

I bone to the sound of my nuts slapping against my girls ***.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15386069][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JkbJ6fPCKOE[/url]

I masturbate to videos like this.



Sick bro. At least one person got my bad joke referencing a lulzworthy post made earlier.[/QUOTE]

you shouldn't even have to touch yourself to get off watching that. That's like a new category of erotic. XXXxXXX maybe?

I only bone chicks who used to be dudes... but are still sort of dudes down there.

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386089]you shouldn't even have to touch yourself to get off watching that. That's like a new category of erotic. XXXxXXX maybe?[/QUOTE]

xFORTIFICATIONx

[QUOTE=OrcDemon666;15386000]Yeah, I like to make fun of myself sometimes... but seriously, I've had some good looking partners... like 8/10's... never a 10. But I was with a 10 at the Spearmint the other night (she was not a stripper) and I made out with her, even though I have a girlfriend.

Seriously though, you should try the growling thing. I don't care what they say, women like to get ****ed raw more than they like to "make love" and growling makes it dirty and more animalistic. Every girl I've growled with says they loved it 'cuz they think guys are too quiet in bed. Truth is, women LOVE to be dominated. Ya treat 'em equal in public, but show 'em who's Boss in the bedroom.[/QUOTE]

actually, most skanks are used to saying that sh[size=2]it[/size] to make whatever insecure guy they're with feel like a man

Your text is shrinking!

Sup Ray? Long time. Just got back from seeing Witchdoctor (from Goodie Mob) and Ghostface.

Man, Aragorn can Isildur my heir anyday, if you know what I mean. ;)

Ray's the resident sex expert. He was gettin' it regular like 10 times a day.

Ray's black.
[QUOTE=Riva;15386104]Man, Aragorn can Isildur my heir anyday, if you know what I mean. ;)[/QUOTE]
But Isildur isn't even a verb. :confused:

[QUOTE=Illmatic;15386098]actually, most skanks are used to saying that sh[size=2]it[/size] to make whatever insecure guy they're with feel like a man[/QUOTE]

Whoa! You're HUGE!

THIS IS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD!!!

etc

[url]http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF020AD-Grammar_Wizard.jpg#88[/url]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15386103]Your text is shrinking!

Sup Ray? Long time. Just got back from seeing Witchdoctor (from Goodie Mob) and Ghostface.[/QUOTE]

that sounds like a pretty tight show, how do you have time to see so many shows? school's been a bitch for me

lol fayle at euphemism


Aragorn can thrust his enormous Narsil in me anyday.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Packers better do something. The Bears are ahead for some reason.

I'm probably going to that show on Thursday, time permitting.