[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17602393]i have the ability to make everyone i meet like me alot, and up until about a year ago i would make friends with everybody. now i just prefer to do whatever the **** i feel like doing and not really care if im gaining any new fans along the way. its alot more fun that way.[/QUOTE]

ugh I seem to have the opposite effect. how do you do it?

I haven't really attemped to make new friends since HS, even people I work with I don't really want to be friends with

nepenthe you should join a frat

idk i was born with it and then i spent ages 13-18 as a complete extrovert and constantly in social situations so that was like training

[QUOTE]nepenthe you should join a frat[/QUOTE]

yeah thatd be pretty college in surround sound but i dont do college

ill gladly party with frats anytime though

i was pretty extroverted for most of my life but around middle school when everybody started hating me i started to become a pretty chill quiet dude

i used to be really loud and obnoxious, pretty much until i dropped out of high school

Oh, I was always the quiet kid nobody ever paid any attention to. It hasn't really changed.

i was always the dumb kid jumping on top of desks and yelling and going out of my way to attract attention

i wasn't always "popular" in the typical sense but through most of school i was usually one of the most well-known people there, even if just for weird hijinks

i used to get in trouble alot, but for awesome things not stupid ****. most of it was as a result of constant irl trolling of lesser people than my friends and i (AKA everybody else), but then there would be times like when me and my friend told my teacher from our class right after lunch that the principal told us it was our job to walk through the halls and check for rigged lockers and that this would make us 15 or 20 minutes late to her class every day. we actually did it, but we would just open the lockers and steal **** from them instead of reporting it to the principal. and it was definitely not sanctioned. needless to say nobody was pleased when the gig was caught on to a few months later.

I got thrown out of school not so much for being a troublemaker but more for not giving a **** and having a higher than thou attitude towards staff and other kids I didn't consider friends/cool.

I used to irl troll the **** out of people in school

like that time i stole a dissected rat and threw it in the middle of the lunch room, or in middle school when i brought a pillow to school and told everybody that i had sex with it and got it pregnant

i've gotten expelled from like four school from constant stupidity

i've never been expelled but i got suspended once for calling my french teacher stupid, twas awesome

my teachers usually had a very love/hate relationship with me bc when i wasnt making their job hell i was actually smarter than everybody and youre all aware of my award winning sense of humor.

did anyone else have those pictures of that girl who got horribly ****ed up from a drunk driver hitting her car in their middle school hallways? i used to do terrible things to those pictures. got me into a bit of trouble.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17602463]my teachers usually had a very love/hate relationship with me bc when i wasnt making their job hell i was actually smarter than everybody[/QUOTE]


same. And they always thought I was funny.

same.

just remembered my crowning achievement in middle school. i used to leave fashion police citations on lesser peoples' lockers. and for months nobody knew who was doing it. was ****ing hilarious. then i took it too far and left a bunch of warrants on the door to the special kids' class and ended up getting busted. irony

I never really cared in school and got in trouble all the time for blatantly breaking rules just for something to do, or I would get bored and go home

no wonder I ended up dropping out, honestly I wish I would have done it when I was like 16 instead of waiting until senior year

I didn't get in to trouble ever. Rebel.

I did a lot of dumb stuff when I was younger. A LOT of dumb stuff, I've chilled out a lot in the last few years

[QUOTE=Roach;17602471]same. And they always thought I was funny.[/QUOTE]

but you arent smarter than anyone

[QUOTE=emmily;17602526]but you arent smarter than anyone[/QUOTE]


uh huh

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17602487]same.

just remembered my crowning achievement in middle school. i used to leave fashion police citations on lesser peoples' lockers. and for months nobody knew who was doing it. was ****ing hilarious. then i took it too far and left a bunch of warrants on the door to the special kids' class and ended up getting busted. irony[/QUOTE]


rofl

Not my defining moment but still when I was like 13 on the bus on the way home from school I pissed in a coke bottle and threw it out the window at a cyclist down below who fell off his bike into the road covered in piss. Two days later there was this big thing in our school assembly about it and being young I was quite worried about being found out and the tension built up and I let rip the biggest fart while the Headmaster was making his speech about how disappointed he was that a pupil from a respectable school like our own had done such a thing. The waves of laughter and the subsequent telling off was quite funny.

Ahw, the summaries thread's been closed.

yeah wtf

Its cos everyone started talking about drugs in there like everywhere else lol.

gym time followed by brew time later mx might bless you all with some drunk posting late tonight

The world is my gym.

u b ostin liekk dis lata lol

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17602679]Ahw, the summaries thread's been closed.[/QUOTE]


seriously retarded

Tylerrrr!

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17602801]gym time followed by [B]brew time[/B] later mx might bless you all with some drunk posting late tonight[/QUOTE]

oh my

enjoy brew.

sup brewski?

you know i'll enjoy it :naughty:

edit: sup mr.nevertoolate. i have a chocolate sponge thing which is currently too hot to eat and thus burning my tongue.

I'm eating bread.

im in class fffffff

i'm trying not to sneeze all over my laptop.

stupid cold.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17602487]

just remembered my crowning achievement in middle school. i used to leave fashion police citations on lesser peoples' lockers. and for months nobody knew who was doing it. was ****ing hilarious. then i took it too far and left a bunch of warrants on the door to the special kids' class and ended up getting busted. irony[/QUOTE]Funny, in middle school I was busy writing down bible scriptures on pieces of paper and sneaking them into people's lockers and book bags

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Sup bros.

sup Justin lets[I][B] ROCK OUT [/B][/I]

Teach me, Herr Ronald.

you cannot simply learn how to [B][I]ROCK OUT[/I][/B]™

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I don't look it but I'm pretty ****ing metal tbh.