next weekend will be insane can't believe I'm graduating in 2 weeks

i have exams this week and i can't even remember what classes i'm in or what day of the week the tests are

uh huh

you don't even understand community college man

it's not like uni you just show up and there may or may not be classes or people there

1 week left in dis semester

fuck you and graduating asshole

i have to do some sort of oral presentation i don't know anything about for two of my classes

the type of presentations where if i don't go first i can just repeat what everyone else is saying and get an a

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18731597]
fuck you and graduating asshole[/QUOTE]

how do i adult

apparently taking some time off from school makes you not adult?

is that what you're saying?

fuck you LIMEY SHIT

@alex: just start sucking your teachers' dicks

no but idk how to transition to adult

yeah i have no clue either man :(

get a marketing degree

instant mature adult with all the fringe benefits (power, sex, salt)

lol

you'll have to renounce christ first i think

:lol:

i wasn't supposed to say anything but adb is the leader of an extra-terrestrial doomsday cult

Reverend Taco is involved

[QUOTE=Deth;18731563]the muppets was awesome[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Loved every minute.

got another VHS copy of fight club and bought a brand new VCR

gonna try and do this shit right this time instead of having a nervous breakdown when my dvd player won't read the tape

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18731623]get a marketing degree

instant mature adult with all the fringe benefits (power, sex, salt)[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fevQPZDyxdk[/url]

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18731633]got another VHS copy of fight club and bought a brand new VCR

gonna try and do this shit right this time instead of having a nervous breakdown when my dvd player won't read the tape[/QUOTE]
hahha nice

[QUOTE=shortz;18731630]Agreed. Loved every minute.[/QUOTE]

wanst a big fan of the 31st minute

bet it took u that many minutes to think of that

It took that many minutes to realize that clocks and calendars are an Illuminati ponzi scheme. Then I realized I had passed out in a porta-potty while reading a Judy Bloom novel.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0lJ3_IUYuI&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=emily_;18731668]It took that many minutes to realize that clocks and calendars are an Illuminati ponzi scheme. Then I realized I had passed out in a porta-potty while reading a Judy Bloom novel.[/QUOTE]

loooooooooool

hosannah in the highest

what. the. fuck. did nick just say? :confused:

Her real name is Judy Bloom but the New World Order told her to change it when they kidnapped her and threatened to sacrifice her at a secret Bohemian Grove gathering. So now it's Judy Blume and she's casting hexes and enchantments on 8 year olds or something, all I know for sure is that the paper used for books these days is made out of some alien lizard parchment with fluoride in it.

Alex clearly hacked Nick's account.

The only movie to ever get away with defamation of the Illuminati is [I]Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie[/I]. Supposedly Ivan Ooze was based on an ancient warlock they sent through the space time continuum to enslave internet kids with purple cough syrup and awkward pop. He left a gap in space time that allowed David Bowie (a double-crossing former Illuminati agent) to slip through and lock him in a chasm surrounded by dark matter.