I know...brown nosing with me is totally cool (I lol at bass forumers who do it so don't do it to me because I'll think you're a sycophant...OH CRAP BIG WORD), but he raised it to creepiness...and then raised THAT to an art form.

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass] he raised it to creepiness...and then raised THAT to an art form.[/QUOTE]


We need to make a special medal to this guy. He's like, the Inverse toughguy of the day.

He'll Kill ya with kindness (does anyone else here watch That Tourgasm show on HBO with Dane Cook?).

Nah, I don't think Dane Cook's really that funny. He's funny, yeah, but wicked overrated.

Demetri Martin = lawl

Tough guy of the day goes to Shane because I like him.

-Gav

NAh dude, he has this show now on HBO that was about a tour he did (I think last summer and fall), it was 30 days and al across the country, and cameras followed him around. Theres not much stand-up involved, its just them being idiots ont he bus and the one guy writing terrible and unfunny jokes and being a little bitch, which keeps in entertaining.

Hahaha, sounds it.

I saw a dude get stabbed today in Cambridge.

-Gav

Whoah, details.

So today, I was in Cambridge (a city just outside of Boston where Harvard and MIT are) in Harvard Square and I saw some dude get stabbed. It was intense. This guy was walking down the street when out of no where this other dude just runs up to him, screaming, with a knife raised, jams it into his shoulder, and then sprinted away...

I called 911 and the cops and stuff game. The dude's shoulder was messed up. I had to give a description and everything. :eek:

-Gav

Whoah, that's dramatic. I dont know if the scream was needed. And seriously, that guy is the lamest assassin ever, he stabbed him in the shoulder, aim for his gut or something.

That sucks, good job on calling the police and stuff Gav. :thumb:

Yeah, I had no idea what happened, but like, everyone else just ignored it and kept walking. I like, ran over and called 911 ASAP to get the guy some help. He was bleeding a lot.

I dunno why the dude stabbed him. I don't think it was a gang fight or anything beacuse the guy stabbed was like, a businessman with a suit and briefcase.

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Yeah, I had no idea what happened, but like, [b]everyone else just ignored it and kept walking[/b]. I like, ran over and called 911 ASAP to get the guy some help. He was bleeding a lot.


I dunno why the dude stabbed him. I don't think it was a gang fight or anything beacuse the guy stabbed was like, [b]a businessman with a suit and briefcase.[/b]

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I smell a conspiracy.

I know, seriously...it was wicked weird.

I may have to go to court and testify if they catch the guy. :(

STOP SNITCHIN'

All I wanted to do was call an ambulance to get the guy some help. I didn't want to get wrapped up in a court case.

-Gav

My dad saw a woman die right in front of him.

Some dude was driving crazy and was going insane on the highway a few hundred feet in front of him trying to kill his wife (thats what the police got him for), and he saw the dude crash. Him and a few others ran out to see if everyone was allright, and the dude was alive and got out of his car, but his pregnant wife was in the back seat, and as soon as my dad got the door opened and started talking to her and trying to get her out, she died looking at him.

He said it was the creepiest thing to ever happen to him. He had to testify against the guy, and about how he was driving so recklessly.

Thats sad cobert. =(

and how is gav's life always so full of adventure?

:(

that upset me :upset:

My life is crazy.

-Gav

[QUOTE=cobert]My dad saw a woman die right in front of him.

Some dude was driving crazy and was going insane on the highway a few hundred feet in front of him trying to kill his wife (thats what the police got him for), and he saw the dude crash. Him and a few others ran out to see if everyone was allright, and the dude was alive and got out of his car, but his pregnant wife was in the back seat, and as soon as my dad got the door opened and started talking to her and trying to get her out, she died looking at him.

He said it was the creepiest thing to ever happen to him. He had to testify against the guy, and about how he was driving so recklessly.[/QUOTE]
Fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king wow.

**F'ucking wow.

But yeah, seriously.

[QUOTE=Matt?]IN THE END WER JUST KIDS SCREEMIN FOr THE TRUTH


-ben



rofl[/QUOTE]
That was stolen from Neeshee who used it in a similar situation on another board and he stole it from the Khayembii Communique. You guys may find it funny but that's something I actually believe in.

I haven't been able to get to this site for days.
What the crap.

Look at the announcement, I was just able to get in yesterday night.

one time i saw a car sitting on some guys head.

it CRUSHED me.

LOZLOZLZOZZOZLOZOZLZOLZOZOLZOZZOOZ

no but really. i did.

Bad pun, but I LOL'd.

Here's a description of that Balls Out show some faggot posted..

"As I drifted off into sleep, I thought of him, his youthful body, his soft smooth skin, his gentle smile, the way his golden blonde hair caught the light of the sun and gave him a halo of the divine, and his blue eyes looking at me with love, caring and longing. He stood there caught in time, a picture etched into my memory, ever youthful, ever loving, ever beautiful to my eyes, heart and mind. His nudity expressed openness and lack of shame for the feelings he had for me that welled up inside as he stood there before me, looking at me patiently, standing there caught in a moment of time that lingers ever in my mind's eye. His erect penis oozing precum revealed his desire for me, his willingness to share himself with me. All that love, I held for him in equal measure. My penis too stood at attention being aroused by the thoughts of him, his love, his touch, his smell, his weight against my body while we laid together in each other's arms making love, kissing with tongues dancing one with the other and further aroused our sexual desire for each other, that binds us at the soul level in our experience united in love."

Dude, I am sure you just gave some user who is gay a massive hard on. That is f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking disturbing otherwise.

Also Balls Out rule.

I'M NOT GAY DANGNABBIT

THAT'S JUST A SEXY STORY

[URL="faggotfaggotfaggot"] [/URL]

I'm going to start an emo band that just sings gay erotica for their lyrics.

[build up]
OO-ZING PRE CUM!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha

Ah, I'm finally back on. My computer was being gay for the last week and wouldn't access the site.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]Ah, I'm finally back on. My computer was being gay for the last week and wouldn't access the site.[/QUOTE]
...read the announcement.

haha I thought it was just my computer.

I got in a car wreck today and the rear of my car is like gone. Insurance is paying for a rental car, but I can't drive it cause I'm 16 (who knows). So I have to drive this f'ucking van to Sparrows Swarm and Sing tomorrow.

Dammit.

ROFL NEESHEE PULLS UP IN A VAN

Find some random fat bi[size=2]tc[/size]h and be like,

KID, DUDE, GET IN MY VAN. LET'S SEE WHERE THIS 12 PACK OF BEERS TAKES US!

We talked in the IM already but I'll say it again: Glad you're OK, man.

-Gav

[QUOTE=whiteminority]Look at the announcement, I was just able to get in yesterday night.[/QUOTE]

I know.
I read the announcement.
Then somehow after that I wasn't able to get back on.
AOL explorer sucks.
It just kept sending me in circles from the old site to saying it didnt exist.
Mad homo.

[QUOTE=10Play0Bass]ROFL NEESHEE PULLS UP IN A VAN

Find some random fat bitch and be like,

KID, DUDE, GET IN MY VAN. LET'S SEE WHERE THIS 12 PACK OF BEERS TAKES US!

We talked in the IM already but I'll say it again: Glad you're OK, man.

-Gav[/QUOTE]

ROFL EW

Yeah, thanks dude. <3

Sparrows Swarm and Sing better own tomorrow.

sup duders

Neeshacker: i have to go work out
Ash: ROFL

lmao

this place is a mess. bummer

[QUOTE=Wow]Neeshacker: i have to go work out
Ash: ROFL[/QUOTE]

rofl I played raquetball with my dad

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]rofl I played raquetball with my dad[/QUOTE]

rofl raquetball