at least he doesn't trap unsuspecting orcs on the borders of mirkwood

Actually I generally do that when I'm not at work.

I can imagine them looking over applications:

Hey Steve, this guy has enough cordination to write his name, he's hired!

lol

That's any job you're gonna get without a college degree.

im doing landscaping full time, how fun

im glad its saturday

Yayyyyyy xanax today raaahhhh

Sup guys

nm just krieg heiling

database probs r unelite ya

tried some beer tonight tasted awful sort of like carbonated road kill

american beer tends to taste like piss

yeah it was killians, will know to steer clear of that along with the other piss beers

i have 50 crates of strawberry wine coolers in my closet come get them and theyre yours

wtf bro you gotta keep them cool is ur closet refrigerated they arent wine warmers now are they ffs

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17189257]i have 50 crates of strawberry wine coolers in my closet come get them and theyre yours[/QUOTE]

hook it up

wtf man i already got 30 in my fridge what am i supposed to do with all these coolers???

arhgggyh so ****ing drunk right now **** on non=wlites arrghh

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17189267]wtf man i already got 30 in my fridge what am i supposed to do with all these coolers???[/QUOTE]

how did you acquire so much?

**** off non=wlites

screw the streets and the bodies of the bureaucrats

Mornin folks!

mornig

Whats crackin?

well it's 8pm here so i dunno


drinking frozen coke

gonan shower soon

then revise for an exam i have tomorrow

Nice. I'm working a double today, so I'll prettymuch be on here until 11 tonight.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17189257]i have 50 crates of strawberry wine coolers in my closet come get them and theyre yours[/QUOTE]

Hook me up brah.

I'll take some wine coolers too.

Guys, I'm sitting on a pound of crack. Anyone tryin' to smoke?

what would that be worth I wonder