I speak assorted non-existent languages.

i speak afgani

i speak english and basic french

holy crap liams new gf seems like a piece of work

would smash though

who are u no care buddy

gtfo rabbit

there was a guy at the party last night who looked like silverfang and tyler combined **** had me tripping out it was so perfect

[QUOTE=TimJim;17933317]Haz did you know that in Afganistan Cous means C[I]un[/I]t?[/QUOTE]

Lol, I wonder if they eat couscous there.

Was be accompanied by jew nose girl

ah there's that special french humor

[quote=Mornwyrd;17933386]Lol, I wonder if they eat couscous there.[/quote]
my uncle said that they call it "mini noodles"

couscous is good

I think someone just jumped off the bridge I can see from my window.

Sh[size=2]i[/size]t.

How often does that happen?

well it is the UK

[QUOTE=Phantom;17933441]Sh[size=2]i[/size]t.

How often does that happen?[/QUOTE]

A fair bit, its quite a high bridge, has signs on it saying "don't jump" and "its not worth it" and all that crap.

death by bridge

The UK is the new Sweden

There's some multi storey car parks round here that are quite common spots as well

needs more underaged blondes.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor are the Harmony Korine of post-rock

i hate all these dating adverts nowadays

hey happy you watching frankie boyle live?

Dammit, I meant to watch that.

evil dead is awesome

someone wrote their phone number on my shirt last night

no clue who it was

it would make for a good icebreaker if you call it

have a vague feeling I know who it is, and she goes to school somewhere else

idk may as well give it a shot

[QUOTE=Stevie;17933456]i hate all these dating adverts nowadays

hey happy you watching frankie boyle live?[/QUOTE]

Nah meant to, I'll have to 4od it.

He's surprisingly boring these days.

He recycles so much material that's why.

A friend saw him not too long ago and said most of his material he'd either heard on mock the week or on stand-up tours.

But then again I've never been too fond of his style of comedy, seems like he goes after easy targets these days though.

hes a british comedian of course hes gonna suck