I begin to squeeze tightly at my sandbag like tits.

i drag my toungue across the bloody nipple resting on my chest. i'm breathing so fast. i drip chunky mud all over my face. it tastes like earth.

i lift up my cat. i hold him under one arm.

with the other arm, i place my two longest fingest down my throat. i feel my soft, warm vomit rushing up my throat.
i drench my cat in my own vomit, and rub it into his soft fur.

I've never felt so close to two other men before. You're not taping this, right?

okay, wtf did I just walk in on?

Oh my god!
This is the fastest I've ever ejaculated in my entire life.

Oshi! Someone's coming . Bulbous man scurries like a roach

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13354319]okay, wtf did I just walk in on?[/QUOTE]

welcome.
we are glad you could join us.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13354323]Oh my god!
This is the fastest I've ever ejaculated in my entire life.[/QUOTE]]then gtfo of the way.

Hi, Ben.:naughty:

i can;'t decide if I'm readig this because i'm durnk, or if it's really happening.

Ungh.@!

This chick (firend's cousin's gf) almost got us into a ton of fights becaues she cant keep her ****ing mouth shut.

It's 4 in the morning and I'm wide awake and drunk

oay, dtoo drunk for those

Bed1 talk laterta

3 a.m.
wide awake.
inebriated.So tonight wasn't as good as last night?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sound
thatthemothermakes
whenherbabybreaks!

[QUOTE=The Brad;13354344]Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sound
thatthemothermakes
whenherbabybreaks![/QUOTE]

we're chaiiiii-ai-aaiii-ained,
we're chai-ained,
we're chai-ai-ained,
we're chai-aiiiiiaiined
we're chai-ained
(we're chained!)

|m|

If you tell a drunk person to light there hair on fire they do it.

I found out the hard way on thursday night :upset:

So... i think im starting a the who cover band! :p

Cover bands can be a lot of fun.

Wazzuup foos?

I just got back from a week of Snowboarding :).

Snowboarding is so ace cool.

Where did you go?

The Ski fields in Australia.... at the end of the worst snow season ever. There was only about 5 runs out of 50 or so open.

[QUOTE=blizzard;13354636]Cover bands can be a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]

exactly!im cutting down to one "serious" band, and start a the who cover band so i can learn from Entwistle before i go all serriouse :p

Im even having a "Alembic Spyder" Copy made by a norwegian luthier...

Awesome, that sounds really great.

BTW its serious :p.

as now though...


I only have a bass player... :(

and im not getting that spyder made becouse im starting a coverband :p i just love the looks of it, and can no way in hell aford a Alembic(not that i like the finish they put on their necks anyway..)

thanks :p i have been sitting here staring at a PC screen in about 6 hours now, my mind confuse sometimes.. cant wait until i get home...

I got a Saz, I'll post pictures when I find a camera that works.

[QUOTE=Tryxx;13354814]I got a Saz, I'll post pictures when I find a camera that works.[/QUOTE]
Cool, I had a choice of Saz or Ud, I chose the Ud because it's fretless. But the Saz looks pretty cool too. What does it sound like?

I hurt the tip of my index finger on my right hand last night and now it really hurts when I try to pop. Playing fingerstyle is still okay, but popping causes me pain. :(

[QUOTE=Son of Magni;13355191]Cool, I had a choice of Saz or Ud, I chose the Ud because it's fretless. But the Saz looks pretty cool too. What does it sound like?[/QUOTE]

I couldn't tell you, I don't know how to play it, and it's not tuned. :lol:

My mother was just on a cruise from Turkey to Greece, so I asked her to pick me one up. If you have any guides on playing and different tunings, I'd quite like that.

Greetings all.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13355334]Greetings all.[/QUOTE]

Now that we're all here, this meeting of GROSS is called to order!

First Lieutenant Hobbes, do you have any updates on the girls on the block? What are their habits and their hobbies?