I never got that lucky tho

something always went wrong

yeah idk sometimes i see them again but im a pretty apathetic guy so ive got no problems with just ignoring them and telling them i had no plans with them past the one night

My problem is they are always crazy

One chick I messed around with for 2 weeks a year ago still randomly tries to add me on myspace, won't get the point

thats why i dont have a myspace

if they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood i would def buy one

those things are the worst idea ever

have those people heard of robes? [I]it's the same goddamn thing!!![/I]

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600374]My problem is they are always crazy

[/QUOTE]
this

morning wood is annoying

at least it gives you a legit reason to have a boner adb

at least your morning wood and you have something in common

[I]the helmet[/I]

I usually jerk it when I wake up so it goes away. I can't be the only one

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17600368]yeah idk sometimes i see them again but im a pretty apathetic guy so ive got no problems with just ignoring them and telling them i had no plans with them past the one night[/QUOTE]

it's more along on the lines the few I've had in the past have been absolutely mental or had bfs

girls with boyfriends are annoying

especially when they live with them

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600410]I usually jerk it when I wake up so it goes away. I can't be the only one[/QUOTE]

i'm trying to stop doing that

building it up for a while is so much sweeter

sup bros


i won a a Ronson jet lighter at work today

Honestly I either jerk it or have sex every day so it's whatever

I applaud your honesty sean!

about jerking it?

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600425]Honestly I either jerk it or have sex every day so it's whatever[/QUOTE]

same but only a few times a week

[quote=TimJim;17600424]sup bros


i won a a Ronson jet lighter at work today[/quote]
**** YOU PAGE TURN



z

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17600407]at least it gives you a legit reason to have a boner adb[/QUOTE]

slice

[I]a legit reason[/I]

who needs a reason to do anything?

I mean really

i like to piss when I have a boner, feels good

Really? I find it rather irrirating

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;17600467]i like to piss when I have a boner, feels good[/QUOTE]

hi 5

i hate pissing and having it go in 30 different directions, none of which are in the bowl

pee shivers are always welcome

haz you would be the persone to ask this but have you ever tried the arabic way to wank? aka sounding

i have more pissing problems than any one here

[quote=Jaundice;17600478]i have more pissing problems than any one here[/quote]
stop drinking cough syrup then

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17600478]i have more pissing problems than any one here[/QUOTE]

so thats why you go by Jaundice

i think these happened before that

besides i dont seem to have any problem that the urologist thinks is significant

[QUOTE=TimJim;17600475]haz you would be the persone to ask this but have you ever tried the arabic way to wank? aka sounding[/QUOTE]

actually i've never really experimented all that much with touching myself

i've seen all the stuff on jackinworld etc, it just makes me lol more then anything. what is the arabic method?

i masturbate the "backhand" way pretty much xclusively

does the arabic method involve swords

edit: pg 666 omg

numb hand method is not bad

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17600495]i masturbate the "backhand" way pretty much xclusively[/QUOTE]

I want to master the rosy palm its gets a little too much for me though

i was not even aware there were other methods

i knew about the stranger from zack and miri

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17600505]I want to master the rosy palm its gets a little too much for me though[/QUOTE]

whats that