I won't let you grow up.

Damn it. Why not?

I'm god incarnate.

Crap. I guess I ****ed with the wrong person.

lol, GOD.

i just got a call and the guy was like

"hello this is bla bla bla from the us army"

and i hung up

Two hours later, tanks burst through your door.

lol yeah i was just thinking that

They only call high school students with low SAT scores and GPAs.

havent taken the sat but i have a low gpa

there are recruiters at my school all the time
it's prety funny

Yeah there used to be rercruiters at my high school all the time, with tables set up and shi[size=2]t[/size]. A lot of times they'd even set up a little first person shooter game, with a big rifle, which was like wtf.

Haha, they have those tables at my school too. We actually had a marine guy today.

There's a recruitment office at my Uni for the Army Reserve, but that's it. In any case, the army base for the region is located about 1km away from the University campus.

you do learn to kill in the army

Austin's safe as well, since they're no longer allowed to ask [I]that[/I] question.

i teach the army to eliminate

I had a recruiter come to my house after I stupidly gave them my information.

The guy was like "HEY BUDDY! What's shakin? Can I pop in right quick and shoot the **** with you? I just want to give you this test!"

I was like "Um, alright?"

-took the test-

"So, buddy, are you on board?"
"I don't think I am interested"


"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT FREE MONEY"
"I said I wasn't interested"
"FREE MONEY FOR SCHOOL"
"Yeah..I..."
"Fr..."
"Actually, I have a criminal record."

-guy leaves-

I always know something is up when a person greets me with "Hey, buddy!"

Telemarketers are famous for this, at least in Australia. The fact they almost always have Indian accents and a crackly connection (due to international calling) also makes them easy to spot.

What's the minimum wage in your guys' states? I heard today that Washington is up to 8.06. That's crazy when Texas' is like 5.50 or something.

Texas' is pretty low. California is something like 8 now.

$6.15 here in good ol NC

Washington has the highest in the nation. obv we're better.

Meh the Democrats here are trying to get it raised a dollar or two so it's good

minumum wage for me is like 18 or something. but i get 15 tax free an hour for washing a few dishes. Ima make about 500 this weekend.

thats like 450 us

****ing morons need to stop ****ing raising minimum wage.

[QUOTE=pate;16261450]****ing morons need to stop ****ing raising minimum wage.[/QUOTE]

Solution to poverty? [B]PRINT MORE MONEY![/B]

they should in fact lower it and burn money

Raising minimum wage is the ****ing dumbest thing to do.

oh okay i missed out on the details the first time but your second post cleared everything up for me

That's what the second post is there for.