there are so many jumping cows omigosh

mine is bettur

is that you in your picture?

No lol.

then why would you have someone else's prom picture as your avatar?

Because it's someone special <3

someone else took your bitch to prom?

hard times brah

i was so hungry i could eat at arbys

and i did

AND IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOD

[QUOTE=McP3000;16326419]someone else took your bitch to prom?

hard times brah[/QUOTE]

Nah man. Both are special to me =]

that's not my broad.

Ben & Jerry's Stephen Colbert ice cream is the best.

I've never seen that in stores, but I would definitely buy it if I did because I'm sure it's epic.

It's called Americone Dream

It's incredible.

I want ice cream but my dad's cooking dinner and I don't want to spoil my appetite :upset:

since when did that stop high schoolers

I'm in college.

whatever

Get some after the meal.

i just spent the last of my money on gas to pick up a friend and he gave me the worst directions ****ing ever, so i spent like an hour circling the same neighborhood, wasted gas, never found his ****ing house and then when i get home he calls me and tells me he cant hang out tonight

WOO

I think you should stab him

Blaxploitation.

[QUOTE=dinosaurxbrocore;16327230]i just spent the last of my money on gas to pick up a friend and he gave me the worst directions ****ing ever, so i spent like an hour circling the same neighborhood, wasted gas, never found his ****ing house and then when i get home he calls me and tells me he cant hang out tonight

WOO[/QUOTE]

I'm with ICB on this one, stab him.

3 Dr. Pepper's

Have you stabbed him yet?

no but im drunk now and im about to go on a 40 run

So then stabbing is seeming like a better and better idea. Amirite?

Definitely get down and stab him just for the funk of it.

anyone know why haxor was banned?

He gave me a really bad rim job.

Of course.

He told me it was because he made a racist joke in PNWI.

wait, someone actually took his "racism" seriously? Everyone knows he isn't racist...

He said that Smokey D banned him for homophobic/racially ripping on FCATT

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16327890]Of course.[/QUOTE]

I told him I wanted the chrome to be sparkling but he barely even polished the inner spokes.

[QUOTE=Russell;16327941]He said that Smokey D banned him for homophobic/racially ripping on FCATT[/QUOTE]

Oh.


does he have an alternate account?

Strangely, no.

He said he tried to make one but never got a confirmation email after trying a couple times, then gave up.

What are you, his agent?

**** off non-elite

lol, I am Chris's official speaker when he is absent under any circumstance.

Learn to accept this and you will not be so hostile with your elitery judgment.

[QUOTE=Riva;16327972]Strangely, no.[/QUOTE]

nah, he's 'honorable' about filling out his punishments