[QUOTE=Cain]Well, they met and Bat once made a thread showing pictures and details of their little dates...Bat is like the most emo-looking kid on the planet, etc. Pictures of smooching abounded. That was a few months ago. Now I guess they hate each other, if I understand Jom correctly?[/QUOTE]
Wow, I can't believe I missed that, since I should've been around at the time. Sounds like a laughable ordeal for the entire forum. I need to see if I can dig that thread up. Hopefully I don't turn out like they did. :p

[QUOTE=Cain]I had a cantankerous, lonely and frustrated social studies teacher marry a science teacher in the same school in the high school library.

They now hate each other.[/QUOTE]

Ah the wonders of modern life. The era of the disposable pen, the disposable razor, the disposable diaper, and the disposable marriage.

Score, this made my night. The pictures are still up and everything. :lol:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387859[/url]

This is almost sad actually. I forgot that I knew this Bat_Country guy, we used to talk a lot around the VG&M forum.

Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.

[QUOTE=Cain]Well, they met and Bat once made a thread showing pictures and details of their little dates...Bat is like the most emo-looking kid on the planet, etc. Pictures of smooching abounded. That was a few months ago. Now I guess they hate each other, if I understand Jom correctly?[/QUOTE]

That does be correct. And I love breasts as much as the next guy. Especially chicken. I mean, uh.

But yeah, that whole thing was nonsense. Everyone saw it coming, and now they rip on each other like there's no tomorrow.

Example, in L&R:

[quote=Bat Country]ok so I have this new girlfriend and she's way better than my old one but she's a virgin, and I've never had sex with another virgin girl so I'd like to know if there's anything different from having sex with a virgin than a non-virgin cuz again I've never fuc[font=verdana]k[/font]ed a virgin before.[/quote]

[quote=*Blue Haze*]:lol:[/quote]

[quote=Bat Country]Ugh shut up nag nag nag[/quote]

[quote=*Blue Haze*]well, if you didn't have such a small willy maybe I could have gotten you off blah blah blah[/quote]

[quote]nag nag nag nag nag nag nag[/quote]

etc.

EDIT:

[quote=SF]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387859[/quote]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefl

Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

I think the dermatologist in me just died.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of an episode of Weebl and Bob.

"Itchy scrote? Dry, flakey skin? Weird musty smell in your pants? Try washing! Now with water (echo effect) and soap (echo effect)!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

And, to give this post purpose:

Ha. That was funny.

That's the thread I was talking about, SF. Nice job uncovering it and showing those sun-deprived...pictures the light of day.

Blue Haze seems to be a good poster though, and I do think she's quite cute in some of those photos. I'm not ragging completely...just, come on, intranets secks never ends in "You've Got Mail," however sweet that makes it seem.

[QUOTE=Jom]That does be correct. And I love breasts as much as the next guy. Especially chicken. I mean, uh.

But yeah, that whole thing was nonsense. Everyone saw it coming, and now they rip on each other like there's no tomorrow.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefl[/QUOTE]
I sincerely doubt that will ever be me. It sounds like I've spent a bit more time with my girl then he did with this *Blue Haze* person so I should be in good shape.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I sincerely doubt that will ever be me. It sounds like I've spent a bit more time with my girl then he did with this *Blue Haze* person so I should be in good shape.[/QUOTE]

Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.

For the record, I was going "Steerpike ftw" nonstop on that one. ;)

[QUOTE=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.

For the record, I was going "Steerpike ftw" nonstop on that one. ;)[/QUOTE]

Much to Ray's annoyance.

[QUOTE=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.[/QUOTE]
...












Yeah. :(




I mean YES!!!!! :)

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?[/QUOTE]

british lol

Cain- :lol:

NP: Sidewinder - A7X

PS: Is teh chad still on a rampage?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?[/QUOTE]

Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.

[quote=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.[/quote]

ftw!

[quote=Cain]Blue Haze seems to be a good poster though, and I do think she's quite cute in some of those photos. I'm not ragging completely...just, come on, intranets secks never ends in "You've Got Mail," however sweet that makes it seem.[/quote]

Yeah, normally she's a nice girl. Other times, rather vile. And no comment from me about the photographs, thanks. I want to take another shower.

[QUOTE=Jom]Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.[/QUOTE]
It was my MSN name for a while, I stole it from Happy Marshmellow(sp?).

[QUOTE=Jom]Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.[/QUOTE]

No, that wasn't me. But elsewhere I really pissed some people off with Jesus haploid Christ. I decided afterward to refrain from using my uber-pissed expletive of "Jesus bleeding Christ on a cross."

/bad taste

By the way, how did your movie debut thing turn out, if I can ask without registering something on the Richter scale? Were you able to recover your movie?

Jom >:[

[url]http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1134013799.mp3[/url]

>:[

[b][color=lime]It's downloaded, you sexy mofo. I just haven't listened to it yet because I'm afraid I'm going to cry and feel insignificant again :)

-J$[/b][/color]

I recall Jesus Tittyslapping Christ to be Aaron's personal message on msn. It never really occured to me how funny and random that is. Wahah.

I went on a good rampage today. Basically, this girl tried to hit my balls with the keys on her lanyard deal, but I am too ninja for her, so I grabbed onto them, and I wouldn't let go, because along with being too ninja for her, I'm too Chuck Norris for her too. Basically, she yanked as hard as she could, and it cut a decent chunk out of my pinky. I was like "Whoa, that's a wicked hunk of flesh you got right there." Then it hit me. "Eff, fretting hand. YOU DUMB ****ING BITCHSLUTWHOREMONGERBASTARDBITCH****AAAAAASUHHHHH!"

Then I punched her truck. Redemption.

[QUOTE=Jom]ftw![/QUOTE]
Bastard. :mad: I'm surprised this is news to so many people actually. I thought everyone knew by now.

[QUOTE=Jom]By the way, how did your movie debut thing turn out, if I can ask without registering something on the Richter scale? Were you able to recover your movie?[/QUOTE]

We did the best we could with what he had. The reception was generally positive. I'll post some pics from the Q&A session tomorrow. There's one funny bit where someone snapped a picture as I was responding to a question about why there was a particular video error (explaining what had happened to our final cut) and the look on my face makes it seem like someone just asked me to sign something really awkward.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Bastard. :mad: I'm surprised this is news to so many people actually. I thought everyone knew by now.[/QUOTE]

I didn't know. For how long have you guys been goin' at it?

:-* @ Jom

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Bastard. :mad: I'm surprised this is news to so many people actually. I thought everyone knew by now.[/QUOTE]

Lately, my finger has been pretty far from the pulse of MX. When did it become official?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Lately, my finger has been pretty far from the pulse of MX. When did it become official?[/QUOTE]

Your finger has been pretty far from a few of us, as well.

Things are going good?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Lately, my finger has been pretty far from the pulse of MX. When did it become official?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I didn't know. For how long have you guys been goin' at it?[/QUOTE]
Technically, we aren't officially "going at it", nor are we "going at it" at all really. Over the past year we've been talking more and more, and things progressed over a small private board for us Children of Bodom fanboys. It escalated into talking over the phone and as well as sending each other gifts for any reason we could find. Now I spend hours every day talking to her, much to the dismay of my parents' phone bill. I just wish we didn't live on opposite sides of the country. Luckily I'll get to see her when I visit colleges this summer.

I suppose you could say we've been "going at it" for nearly 8 months now.

OMG I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS TOO BUT LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM

So I'm going to work soon. Apparently a new service manager has started, and she's a real warhorse. I hope I can charm her like I did all the other ones, otherwise I might have to cut my hair.

I just had a shave with my new 4 Blade razor, and it feels like my face is peeling.

NP: Nothing ftw

[QUOTE=Chaindrive]Your finger has been pretty far from a few of us, as well.

Things are going good?[/QUOTE]

About as well as can be expected. I've just been really busy lately. I've got schoolwork, prepping to get my site launched, my guitar lessons, practicing my street magic routine to collect some cash on the side, and trying to end my chronic datelessness.

Needless to say, I still haven't struck the perfect balance in rationing out the necessary time.

[quote=SF]I just wish we didn't live on opposite sides of the country.[/quote]

Ah, now I see. :shrug: When I said "goin' at it," I didn't mean ":naughty:GOIN' AT IT." Either way, I get what you're saying now.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I hope I can charm her like I did all the other ones, otherwise I might have to cut my hair.[/QUOTE]
Everytime our DM comes into the store, he tells our store manager to tell me to cut my hair. I just ignore him, and he eventually forgets about it. That is, until the next time the DM comes in.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ah, now I see. :shrug: When I said "goin' at it," I didn't mean ":naughty:GOIN' AT IT." Either way, I get what you're saying now.[/QUOTE]
I didn't think you were getting at that, but the distance issues have prevented us from doing anything serious so far, so I can't really say anything is truly happening between us yet.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I didn't think you were getting at that, but the distance issues have prevented us from doing anything serious so far, so I can't really say anything is truly happening between us yet.[/QUOTE]

You're too young anyway.

Well, cheerio then lads. I'll see you all at a later date.

People who are hair nazi's are just plain stupid. Are there any girls that work at your grocery? If so, then tell the DM to tell your store manager to make all of the girls with long hair cut it as well.

I mean come on, women can vote, why can't we have long hair?

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Technically, we aren't officially "going at it", nor are we "going at it" at all really. Over the past year we've been talking more and more, and things progressed over a small private board for us Children of Bodom fanboys. It escalated into talking over the phone and as well as sending each other gifts for any reason we could find. Now I spend hours every day talking to her, much to the dismay of my parents' phone bill. I just wish we didn't live on opposite sides of the country. Luckily I'll get to see her when I visit colleges this summer.

I suppose you could say we've been "going at it" for nearly 8 months now.[/QUOTE]

Ah, the obstacle of travel.

That reminds me, I really need to bust [size=2]a[/size]ss and get a job. My best friend got engaged over the holidays, and is getting married in LA in 2007. He wants me to be the best man. Needless to say, getting the money for a plane ticket and hotel fair is going to be a bitch.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Ah, the obstacle of travel.

That reminds me, I really need to bust [size=2]a[/size]ss and get a job. My best friend got engaged over the holidays, and is getting married in LA in 2007. He wants me to be the best man. Needless to say, getting the money for a plane ticket and hotel fair is going to be a bitch.[/QUOTE]

Tradition has it that he has to pay for you to travel there.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]People who are hair nazi's are just plain stupid. Are there any girls that work at your grocery? If so, then tell the DM to tell your store manager to make all of the girls with long hair cut it as well.

I mean come on, women can vote, why can't we have long hair?[/QUOTE]

They have their hair in a ponytail though. I'm not enough of an '80s Action Hero to pull that off...

Meanwhile, is it bad that I instinctively read DM as Dungeon Master?

[QUOTE]That reminds me, I really need to bust *** and get a job. My best friend got engaged over the holidays, and is getting married in LA in 2007. He wants me to be the best man. Needless to say, getting the money for a plane ticket and hotel fair is going to be a bitch.[/QUOTE]

Dayum, that's quite an honor. Think you can throw a good bachelor party?

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]
I suppose you could say we've been "going at it" for nearly 8 months now.[/QUOTE]

Why then is she no longer active on the boards? She seems to have enjoyed herself when she was here. Would it be awkward and such?

I imagine it would be, given a second thought to the BH/BC debacle.

[quote=Riva]They have their hair in a ponytail though. I'm not enough of an '80s Action Hero to pull that off... [/quote]

An '80's Action Hero like say...CHUCK NORRIS!!?!

omgomgprovoking

Anyways, oh, right, so then they do have you by the nuts. :( How about hairnets? Those are always kind of funny for a day or two.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Tradition has it that he has to pay for you to travel there.[/QUOTE]

Actually, his fiance's family might do that. His finds are limited much like mine.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Dayum, that's quite an honor. Think you can throw a good bachelor party?[/QUOTE]

Considering our definition of a good any kind of party is one where you're able to keep people from breaking something expensive...