[QUOTE=Pazz]
Jon: I mean I would knock them out, moron.:p[/QUOTE]

Cool how you'll always have a chance to get to the bats in your room when someone breaks into your house and then manage to get close enough to hit them with it.

Who's the stupid one now?

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Cool how you'll always have a chance to get to the bats in your room when someone breaks into your house and then manage to get close enough to hit them with it.

Who's the stupid one now?[/QUOTE]

Well they would break in at night, most likely (they would be the stupid ones if they didn't), and then I'm in my room sleeping. I get up and pick the bat up that is sitting right beside my door, open my door, walk down the stairs, andhit the robber over the head.

Foolproof.:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Pazz]If it's a ghost, a pocketwatch won't do much. If it's a robber, it will. I have baseball bats in my bedroom, so if someone broke into my house, they would get knocked out unconcious.[/QUOTE]

Pocket knife, haha, unless its a Canadian thing.

I keep my bb gun in my room, but it has no bbs in it, so I could hit them with it.

But if someone did break in, plastic hangers swing down at full force hurt like hell, best thing next to that would be** my guitar, but thats against the door to the attic.

**During that part of the story I went to go check my room to see what I had, and walking out I heard a bunch of crap, like, fall, so I checked my bros room, hes sleeping, and looked around more downstairs, so it is ghosts :eek:

Scary.

Sorry for longness.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.

[QUOTE=chillbee]Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha.

Way to go Matt. Happy Potter, lawl.

[QUOTE=chillbee]Okay, I'm gonna tell you what he said in the thread...

He said Happy Potter instead of Harry Potter.

WTF, the R key isn't anywhere near the P key.[/QUOTE]

You know what? We are so over!

[QUOTE=Pazz]Well they would break in at night, most likely (they would be the stupid ones if they didn't), and then I'm in my room sleeping. I get up and pick the bat up that is sitting right beside my door, open my door, walk down the stairs, andhit the robber over the head.

Foolproof.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I like how the Robber is incapable of defending himself, and that you are skilled and alert enough to wake up and then walk downstairs quietly enough that the robber is not alerted (because if he was, he would probably leave).

ITT: Jon, Chelsea, and Brian pwn Matt.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I like how the Robber is incapable of defending himself, and that you are skilled and alert enough to wake up and then walk downstairs quietly enough that the robber is not alerted (because if he was, he would probably leave).[/QUOTE]

If someone broke into my house, I would probably coward in my room and call the police.

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Pocket knife, haha, unless its a Canadian thing.

I keep my bb gun in my room, but it has no bbs in it, so I could hit them with it.

But if someone did break in, plastic hangers swing down at full force hurt like hell, best thing next to that would be** my guitar, but thats against the door to the attic.
[/QUOTE]

What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)

[QUOTE=Pazz]You know what? We are so over![/QUOTE]

/cries

[QUOTE=Pazz]If someone broke into my house, I would probably coward in my room and call the police.[/QUOTE]
Cower, not coward.

:p

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was just trying to sound tough before.

BRIAN: I HATE YOU

[QUOTE]BRIAN: I HATE YOU[/QUOTE]
Me: a lot
Matt: zero

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]What would I do if a robber was in my house?

Call the police on my cell phone.

No cell phone around? I'd sneak to my sister's room across the hall. she has a phone in her room.

Too scared to do that?

Stay in my room, and sit in front of the door so that it can't be opened.

Don't **** with people stupid enough to break into your house, idiots. There's nothing you can do.

(Matt gets the idea)[/QUOTE]

I don't have a cell phone.
My brother doesn't, he moved back to Detroit.
I was saying if they came into my room.
Of course I'm not gonna run down stairs with a f[SIZE="3"]ucki[/SIZE]n pocketknife and a plastic hanger.

But yeah, I could use something like a bat.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]Cower, not coward.

:p[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha, Brian wins the thread.

So Against Me! is pretty good. I'm listening to them for the second time.

I would just put on some Norma Jean and do scene karate if a robber came in my house.

I love Against Me!. They put on a really good show too.

Set It Straight's new song is sick by the way.

[QUOTE]Hahahahahaha, Brian wins the thread.[/QUOTE]
:D

Me: a lot
Brian: three

Sozzy, Matt. <3

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]

But yeah, I could use something like a bat.[/QUOTE]

If he comes into your room, your best bet is to either pretend you're asleep until he gets very close, and then suprising him when he gets close.

If he doesn't get near you, then he's not going to kill you, so there's no point in doing anything.

[QUOTE=Pazz]Me: a lot
Brian: three[/QUOTE]
False. I'm rarely corrected because I rarely mess up.

:p

[QUOTE=chillbee]Sozzy, Matt. <3[/QUOTE]

It's ok.

[QUOTE=Pazz]It's ok.[/QUOTE]

Okay, good, I feel bad.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]If he comes into your room, your best bet is to either pretend you're asleep until he gets very close, and then suprising him when he gets close.[/QUOTE]

Jon your smart, but I would be scared as hell, I don't know what I'd do.

[QUOTE=Mute Print]False. I'm rarely corrected because I rarely mess up.

:p[/QUOTE]

The only reason I mess up is because it's late. I'm sorry, I have been up for the past 17 hours.

ilu Brian!!!

Chelsea: You shouldn't I was the idiot, multiple times.

Are you guys still talking about ghosts?

If a robber came into my house, I think I'd probably be more or less paralyzed with fear, so I doubt I'd do much of anything.

[QUOTE]The only reason I mess up is because it's late. I'm sorry, I have been up for the past 17 hours.

ilu Brian!!![/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I just like messing with people.

ilu2 :-*

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]Jon your smart, but I would be scared as hell, I don't know what I'd do.[/QUOTE]

I said that's your best bet.

If I tried that, I think the fact that my bed was covered in urine and was vibrating, and I was breathing so hard I was wheezing might tip him off that I was awake.