the other day this guy was like " guys i just got a condom in the mail i'm plannin on hanging out with this girl tonight "

and my friend was like " wait what is that it's like something you put on your tongue?"

oh mannnn i loled for like 20 minutes you had to be there

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597792]the other day this guy was like " guys i just got a condom in the mail i'm plannin on hanging out with this girl tonight "

and my friend was like " wait what is that it's like something you put on your tongue?"

oh mannnn i loled for like 20 minutes you had to be there[/QUOTE]

hopefully he was talking about the word "girl" and not the word "condom"...

difference between him being the **** and him being a loser melvin

actually it was the Trojan ecstasy condom, you know the really thin ones

and he for some reason thought it was like a strip you put on your tongue to help if you can't get it up and was reaaaally excited to potentially try one

[i]buy a pair of rubber gloves you'll get 10 f[size=2]uc[/size]ks[/i]

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i wanna try the new trojan one tbh

[quote=Meatplow;17597816][I]buy a pair of rubber gloves you'll get 10 f[SIZE=2]uc[/SIZE]ks[/I]

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:lol:

the mighty boosh is amazing

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597782]i think i secretly want to get a lot of girls pregnant without telling them[/QUOTE]

does that make me weird

lol joke gets me every time

god my roommate is so ****ing annoying when he plays sports games

hey hey mitch i've been meaning to tell you

i have a pretty bad cough i've been coughing a lot lately, and earlier my mom was coughing too

and my dad said "there's a cold war going on"

get it

[QUOTE=illmitch;17597845]god my roommate is so ****ing annoying when he plays sports games[/QUOTE]

screaming at the TV and ****?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597847]hey hey mitch i've been meaning to tell you

i have a pretty bad cough i've been coughing a lot lately, and earlier my mom was coughing too

and my dad said "there's a cold war going on"

get it[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha i laughed irl

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597850]screaming at the TV and ****?[/QUOTE]

yeah, he shouts at his players and at the opposing team

[QUOTE=illmitch;17597855]hahahahaha i laughed irl
[/QUOTE]
jesus dude

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597816][i]buy a pair of rubber gloves you'll get 10 f[size=2]uc[/size]ks[/i]

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here, take my ****ing shoe laces

so on november 25th our basketball team is playing timjims schools basketball team

and were ranked preseason #1

should be a fun game

you should find timjim and take his lunch money

[QUOTE=rasputin;17597862]here, take my ****ing shoe laces[/QUOTE]

watch where you are going you round eyed [size=2]cu[/size]nt

i wish i had some one to talk to about my life without it being awkward

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCfB6XWZfBY&feature=related[/url]

i love this show

you can talk to me alex bb I won't judge you

i'd make it pretty awkward i'm not going to pretend

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597873]watch where you are going you round eyed [size=2]cu[/size]nt[/QUOTE]

dude is so funny :P

[QUOTE]you can talk to me alex bb I won't judge you[/QUOTE]i think about time so much more than i think other people do

like, a few years ago at the end of every month i used to say "well the theme of that month was..." or "the general feel of that month was..."

other people just seem to walk around and do things in life

you know what im saying

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597876]i wish i had some one to talk to about my life without it being awkward[/QUOTE]

you do mofo

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597888]i think about time so much more than i think other people do

like, a few years ago at the end of every month i used to say "well the theme of that month was..." or "the general feel of that month was..."

other people just seem to walk around and do things in life

you know what im saying[/QUOTE]

I have awkward trains of thought as well.

I once realised when I was younger that I never stopped and thought about anything, now I think too much.

at this exact moment i can't stop having awkward trains of thought, but then again it's like that the majority of the time

idk i just wish i had some thing to do with all my free time so i didn't have to sit around freudian-psychoanalyzing my childhood and **** like that all the time

i mean, its fun it really is but there are times when i feel like doing some thing else

goddamn 30 Rock is so good

i had a dream last night that involved a girl and a staircase

for the life of me i can't remember any thing else about it

thinking about pushing pregnant women down the stairs can be kind of hot in a way

haz and alex worrying about the weird sexual things so every one else can just obsess over asian girls

also holding a jar with a rat in it to her head then blowtorching the other side so the rat has to eat it's way through her face

have you read the Torture Garden haz ?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17598048]also holding a jar with a rat in it to her head then blowtorching the other side so the rat has to eat it's way through her face[/QUOTE]

that;s amazing

haha

I wouldn't do any of these things I just want to cuddle

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17598051]have you read the Torture Garden haz ?[/QUOTE]

never, I assume it's S&M literature though?

so guys

advice time

if someone hooked up with you, would you automatically assume they want to be with you as in a couple type deal?

it's this weird little French novella from the 1800's that would probably be right up your alley

sexual sadomasochism isn't directly involved but there's a lot of philosophical discourse about masochism and things

if she's a whore no, if not probably

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17598066]it's this weird little French novella from the 1800's that would probably be right up your alley

sexual sadomasochism isn't directly involved but there's a lot of philosophical discourse about masochism and things[/QUOTE]

interesting, i'll put it on my list

sup bros

miss me

too bad I had a great weekend