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Good name or s'hit?

[QUOTE=combatrock*bass]jack daniales...well its wiskey close enough[/QUOTE]
YEAAHH!! JACK. I also like guinness

eh....theres nothing to do

im going to see napolean dynamite in like 1/2 an hour

thats soo cool....im going to do nothing except talk on the phone and watch Futurama/Family Guy

I just watched some gayass fireworks. What a waste of time.

there selling fireworks already!!?? oh yeah I think they opened the stands today not sure though hhhmmm

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I just watched some gayass fireworks. What a waste of time.[/QUOTE]
Haha, weird. I just did too. I went out and bought some on the way home. They don't sell any of the good stuff around here.

Hahah, they're illegal in this state.

Also I got my wallet stolen, then after 20 minutes the kid realized it was empty then gave it back

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]im going to see napolean dynamite in like 1/2 an hour[/QUOTE]
Hillarious movie, man. I was laughing the whole time.

All I know is that fireworks are legal to sell here in Connecticut. I don't know about lighting them off anywhere you want but it sounds ok to me so I do that a lot.

Haha, stupid limeys and their crisps.

I wanna try some Flying Dog ales...[url]www.flyingdogales.com[/url]

It was started by some of Hunter S. Thompson's associates, you can read about it on the website. And if you don't know who HST is, kiss my as[color=white]s[/color].

my older sisters boyfriend is gonna drive to south central LA and buy some illegal fireworks like m-80's and skyrockets and some other junk like that....im only going to buy picolo petes ALOT of them so I can make bombs out of them and some smoke bombs lol

You know what's fun? Light a firecracker and put it down your pants. Or one of those spinny, bright and multicolored fireworks. It's some good fun.

ALL the cool kids are doing it.

I know two people who have lost fingers because of fireworks. :)

[QUOTE=JmE]I know two people who have lost fingers because of fireworks. :)[/QUOTE]
I know some nudist that lost there breast/penises because of fireworks :lol: :lol:

They're illegal in Illinois but Indiana is only an hour away. :)

i love roman candles, and smashed up hummeroos.

Just light a bucket full of gasoline by shooting a roman candle into it Joe Dirt style.

haha, yeah, gas too. And hairspray, and matches....and fire....

WD 40 and fire is good

Let's just leave it at: anything that blows up and produces pyrotechnics is GODLY.

Fire!

Post 9,000 is coming soon! We need to prepare fireworks, 10,000 is just on the horizon.

I hate summer n00bs. I try not to flame, but when they are as idiotic as some, you can't resist!

I Can See It I Can See 10,000!

Sour patch kids are delisious

finally a thread that has important issues. well for me its croix du sud this bootlegged beer from belgium that is sold in the south of france

I'm not letting you get post 9000 JmE.

And yes, Sour Patch kids are good

I just saw Napolean Dynamite. That was the oddest movie ever.

I saw Spiderman 2 tonight. It was ok... Kirsten Dunst was hot as always so it was worth all the while.

[QUOTE=PunkRockLoser]I'm not letting you get post 9000 JmE.

And yes, Sour Patch kids are good[/QUOTE]
PSH! You're on! We'll see about that.

yea i want to see it probblly will some time next week

I'm way too poor to go to the movies. And lazy, can't forget lazy.

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superskankinactionhero 528
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Banned From The Roxy 399
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The current rankings. I'm movin' on up!

To the east side got a deluxe apartment in the the sky

As am I! I'm on the hunt for superskankinactionhero. 1st and 2nd place have been owned. Unless of course I frame lynch or Sk8 and have them banned!

I've actually never seen that show, looked stupid. I never liked All in the Family, so I wouldn't expect much from a spin off.

:rolleyes: whoopie for you


YESSSSSSSSSS 9000 baby

9,001! :upset:

You're all lucky I'm oppressed by dial-up