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lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-01-2011 11:27 PM

her nipples are hard

she wants 2 fuck

Faith in Logic 12-01-2011 11:34 PM

my nipples arent hard

BethanyLizard 12-01-2011 11:54 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18728743]why in the shit would you wear white socks with those shoes? youd be better off not wearing socks tbph[/QUOTE]

lol i remember one time i was about to fuck like the hottest girl i've ever seen in my life and i was wearing flannel and loafers with white socks because like i said i'm a hipster

then her friends made fun of me and i got all shy and acted like a faggot and she got fucked by some other dude instead

that's why i don't fucking wear loafers anymore okay

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-01-2011 11:55 PM

i got my ex to suck me off while i played ff7

next gf i'm gonna make suck me off while i post on mx and take a pic

BethanyLizard 12-01-2011 11:56 PM

got a chick to suck me off in some random guys room once at a party with the door locked and the guy kicked the door in and everyone saw me getting my dick sucked by some girl who blockhead trolled on facebook

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-01-2011 11:56 PM

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18728947]lol i remember one time i was about to fuck like the hottest girl i've ever seen in my life and i was wearing flannel and loafers with white socks because like i said i'm a hipster

then her friends made fun of me and i got all shy and acted like a faggot and she got fucked by some other dude instead

that's why i don't fucking wear loafers anymore okay[/QUOTE]

did he make her cum

you need to fuck a hot white bitch to make up for that nasty schizo crack whore you said was the only girl you fucked

gotta cancel it out

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-01-2011 11:58 PM

back when i was 16 i was all fucked up on adderall and let this slut suck my dick and then when she fell asleep i pushed her out of my bed and went to sleep

she didnt even wake up when she hit the floor

BethanyLizard 12-02-2011 12:00 AM

i'm actually on the trail of the hottest gutter punk ska chick in existence and it's only a matter of time

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-02-2011 12:01 AM

post a pic bro

i'm into gutter punk bitches especially if they heil choking victim

adb 12-02-2011 12:02 AM

[QUOTE]lol i remember one time i was about to fuck like the hottest girl i've ever seen in my life and i was wearing flannel and loafers with white socks because like i said i'm a hipster

then her friends made fun of me and i got all shy and acted like a faggot and she got fucked by some other dude instead

that's why i don't fucking wear loafers anymore okay[/QUOTE]
owned

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:04 AM

ill always b alone

adb 12-02-2011 12:06 AM

how is that bad

Haz 12-02-2011 12:07 AM

if there is one thing that Twilight Zone episode about that man stuck on another planet with a robot woman taught me, humans need companionship to survive

adb 12-02-2011 12:10 AM

idk nick isn't that bad, it's not hard to not be creepy around girls

yeah u'll look creepy but w/e

adb 12-02-2011 12:20 AM

just overheard my dad telling my bro that he met my mom using a dating service

I never fucking knew

RouteOne 12-02-2011 12:21 AM

lol oh god

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:22 AM

ill end up homeless one day

RouteOne 12-02-2011 12:24 AM

nick what was your last completed stage of education (ex: high school)

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:26 AM

junior year lol

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-02-2011 12:27 AM

[QUOTE=adb;18728967]idk nick isn't that bad, it's not hard to not be creepy around girls

yeah u'll look creepy but w/e[/QUOTE]

he's an overweight kissless virgin with a neckbeard who wants to have a sex change

i love nick but how is that "not that bad" when it comes to meeting a partner? how could it possibly be worse?

EDIT: throw uneducated in there too

RouteOne 12-02-2011 12:28 AM

[quote=Faith in Logic;18728980]junior year lol[/quote]
Why not try to at least earn your high school diploma?

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:29 AM

y would i do that

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-02-2011 12:31 AM

so you won't always be a forever alone loser?

RouteOne 12-02-2011 12:34 AM

[quote=Faith in Logic;18728985]y would i do that[/quote]
well, do you actually want to be homeless?

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:36 AM

ill mak money off intrnet pots

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-02-2011 12:38 AM

nick will probably end up commiting suicide

its sad to say and i would hate to see it but realistically i could see it happening

he seems really depressed all the time and doesnt have any goals or human interactions to keep him going :(

lukeskywalkertakingadump 12-02-2011 12:40 AM

well actually i made a few assumptions

nick how is your relationship with your family? do you have any friends you hang out with?

what keeps you getting out of bed in the morning

Faith in Logic 12-02-2011 12:42 AM

i dont like ym family
hang out with ppl every few months dont realy like them much

get outta bed CUZ

adb 12-02-2011 12:44 AM

lol

RouteOne 12-02-2011 12:44 AM

Well, do you have a job?


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