mappy is an herbtian

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597674]Dimmu i'll believe because he's like a million years old but theres nooo way you're convincing me that BOTB is a christian[/QUOTE]

yah he's very christian

[QUOTE=Sideshow Bob;17597695]So wait, I'm more metal than half of r/m and I don't even listen to metal is what you're saying?[/QUOTE]
i have no idea what im talking about right now



i mean what youre takling about


i mean what im talking about


no wait this is all youre fault

[QUOTE]yah he's very christian[/QUOTE]

Its why he listens to August Burns Red

this is actually weird for me on an honest note, i mean christians and catholics to me are like those people on tv in africa who do like rituals and stuff

i respect their culture and all but it's just weird that i've been associating with them all this time and never known because it seems like something distant like that you'd hear about on tv but never actually see

looooooool


christians are just like every one else except we feel guilty for doing stuff instead of "aww **** it theres no purpose"

Worrying and guilt makes you die quicker

so you can be with jesus

it all makes sense now

[QUOTE=Sideshow Bob;17597709]I was making a light-hearted remark about how my atheism, often associated with those who enjoy metal, seems to be more in line of the stereotypical metal fan, as opposed to several highly prominent r/m posters, and I don't even really listen to metal.[/QUOTE]woah man just chill out lets get this all sorted bro

see, metal heads are SATANISTS. atheism is just for hipster lamesters

[QUOTE=TimothyJimothy;17597702]looooooool


christians are just like every one else except we feel guilty for doing stuff instead of "aww **** it theres no purpose"[/QUOTE]
idk i'm into nihilism and stuff and i can still feel overwhelming guilt over certain things, like to the point where it makes me cry and ****

but then there's always that voice in the back of my head saying "you don't actually feel bad about this on a moral level, you just regret it because it got in the way of you getting slightly confuzzled sea lion" idk

[QUOTE=timjim]see, metal heads are SATANISTS. atheism is just for hipster lamesters[/QUOTE]i've always associated hipsters with militant fundamentalist christianity but i guess that's just a personal thing

laveyan satanism is coo

yeah it's pretty cool i'mma do it when im older

[quote=jaundice]christians and catholics to me are like those people on tv in africa who do like rituals and stuff[/quote]
wut

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597715]idk i'm into nihilism and stuff and i can still feel overwhelming guilt over certain things, like to the point where it makes me cry and ****

but then there's always that voice in the back of my head saying "you don't actually feel bad about this on a moral level, you just regret it because it got in the way of you getting slightly confuzzled sea lion" idk
[/quote]either way we all exist and it doesnt really matter
[quote]
i've always associated hipsters with militant fundamentalist christianity but i guess that's just a personal thing[/QUOTE]

i have yet to meet a christian hipster

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. (see sexual harrassment.)
Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved. (see stealing.)
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm young children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, [B]destroy them.[/B]

oh no satanism ahhh.

[QUOTE=TimothyJimothy;17597724]


i have yet to meet a christian hipster[/QUOTE]

look in the mirror

[quote=Jaundice;17597701]this is actually weird for me on an honest note, i mean christians and catholics to me are like those people on tv in africa who do like rituals and stuff

i respect their culture and all but it's just weird that i've been associating with them all this time and never known because it seems like something distant like that you'd hear about on tv but never actually see[/quote]
The problem is that average christians are chill and keep to themselves, but the nutters are vocal and make us all seem freaks.

I don't realistically think there's a tie between hipsters and christians , it's just like a knee-jerk association in my mind because back when i was a hipster i used to have all these extremely militant christian ideals

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17597727]look in the mirror[/QUOTE]
so how am i a hipster BRO?


i dont even have a beanie, much less listen to lame indie music


i do have a cookie monster hat though :]\



Aaron spoke my mind exactly

[QUOTE]The problem is that average christians are chill and keep to themselves, but the nutters are vocal and make us all seem freaks.[/QUOTE]well yeah i mean i don't think christians are bad people or anything , i was raised in a catholic family and attended catholic school

I look at christians like you would look at somebody with arms growing out of their forehead...I don't fault them for it or find it to be an inherently bad quality that reflects on them as a person. I just think it's very unusual that there's arms growing out of their face

[QUOTE=Timijm]i dont even have a beanie, much less listen to lame indie music[/QUOTE]You like Animal Collective, a[size=2]s[/size]shat

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597737]well yeah i mean i don't think christians are bad people or anything , i was raised in a catholic family and attended catholic school

I look at christians like you would look at somebody with arms growing out of their forehead...I don't fault them for it or find it to be an inherently bad quality that reflects on them as a person. I just think it's very unusual that there's arms growing out of their face

You like Animal Collective, a[size=2]s[/size]shat[/QUOTE]aw drat one hipster band :(

what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

this should be obvious



TROJAN dudely

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

loooool I've always carried around this Four Seasons condom

i almost used it on a girl one time and she was like what the hell is four seasons I was like idk i think it's from Australia

the point i'm trying to make is that this is the only time i've ever heard some one actually mention them and it's being mentioned by some one from Australia

are they like really popular there or some thing

i wish i could actually put thoughts like that into words without it coming out a jumbled mess

theyre cheap

yeah, whenever I go to a supermarket there is like a massive four seasons shelf and a few other condom brands and some sex lube shoved beneath it

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms [B]four seasons keep breaking[/B][/QUOTE]
coming soon : Haz jr.

those are christians

coming soon more like cumming soon

[QUOTE=TimothyJimothy;17597764]coming soon more like cumming soon[/QUOTE]

lol

Ansell Checkmate.

im gonna go read then sleep since its suddenly 1am


laters

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597759]coming soon : Haz jr.[/QUOTE]

dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there

*hair

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597776]dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there[/QUOTE]

SHE WANTS YOUR BABIES MANg

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597776]dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there[/QUOTE]

that's ****ed up

i think i secretly want to get a lot of girls pregnant without telling them

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

ansell's ultra thin. you can almost feel it.

rasputin and I are soulmates.

idk about condoms but tree bark feels pretty good on my dong