[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18879669]this is a comment an adolescent makes at a certain stage of their development yes

less in regard to the cinema and more in regard to the 'shit ain't worth doing if you ain't getting that sweet head-on-shoulder action' stuff

but as i said this is only strong evidence when taken along with all the other shit you say about girls

you sound very much like me circa 2004[/QUOTE]

kill yourself

good one

AKA porn

blue movies

skin flicks

the women who star in them my dad calls mattress actresses

mactresses

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the best gif ever

i want to have violent sex with rachel bilson

dunno what it is about her

i did too when i was starting high school and the o.c. was first on

now all i can think about is ellie kemper

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violent sex

yea dawg

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my school is so stupid

mine is possibly worse

it's essentially like that but has to be 7 or 8 characters in length
it doesn't leave a whole lot of room to come up with new shit every other fucking month

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18879894]i want to have violent sex with rachel bilson

dunno what it is about her[/QUOTE]

it's that consensual sex seems too far-fetched

[quote=fingers mccoy;18879643]everything adb says about girls is remarkably consistent with the progress of a teenager through adolescence

it is so strange that he is 23

is this really a transition that just happens at any stage in your life and has to start some time

i thought it was directly related to growing pubic hair and getting stretch marks on your shoulders and shit[/quote]

24.

i used to date a girl that looked a lot like an asian rachel bilson when i was in high school

nicely done

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ma nigga

His vocals suck tbh the other singer is way better. Take that clean vocal pussy shit and gtfo.

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Your dad knew how to rage before you did and his friends are still afraid to give him whiskey because of it. At about half past tipsy, the quiet giant bear child awoke from his sober slumber and became a shit ripping, F5 party tornado. Blacked out and filled with mistakes, he went down in party history each night his alter ego was released. His actions became party folk lore, making him the Johnny Appleseed of getting gnar balls.

So hipsters, next time you’re recanting a tale of intoxicated past and bragging about how awesome you were the previous night, remember this…

Your dad is the patron saint partying and the reason the term “that guy” exists.

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I feel so emasculated. :(

My dad was a pussy who only smoked pot and did acid a few times

wow what a pussy

funny thing is heroin addicts generally tweak out when they smoke good weed

lil b's facebook page is elite

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18880189]funny thing is heroin addicts generally tweak out when they smoke good weed[/QUOTE]

psssshhhh, niggu

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18880189]funny thing is heroin addicts generally tweak out when they smoke good weed[/QUOTE]

smoking weed just makes me laugh a lot but that's about it.

@justin you always smoked mids dude, i'm talking like high times level shit

@sam it's just something i've noticed with people who act like you do about opiates vs. da cannabis