[QUOTE=big80smullet;17074425]Gurl im hard lyke a 4th grade math test[/QUOTE]

hahah what are you up tonight man?

girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?

tuba \m/

My message to her:
sup gurl.. i wnana get wit chu
holla


Her response:
well... whats really good wit u ????


Me:
let's get da mack on


Her:
3236277050 THE NAME IS CHRYSTLE WHATS YOURS???LOL


Me:
Chester, gurl. what u into gurl?


Her:
"what am i in to?"...im into alot of things but i dont know what u talkin about ????lol


Me:
It means what do you like to do for fun. Don't you go to the blacktalk meetings? You're a disgrace to our culture.


Her:
well i do all types of things for fun....go to parties, go out wit the homegirls anything fun basically....what about u????and im not a disgrace to our culture nigga!!!!lol


Me:
i'm jus playin gurl... i'm sho u get da pamphlets in da mail n shyt.

so wats fresh gurl.. u got a man right now?


Her:
no i dont have a man right now but i am kinda talkin to somebody but it aint that serius u feel me....but anyways i know u got a gurl????


Me:
nah i aint got no gurl eitha.

an dats a shame, a beautiful thing like you aint got a man, dats hard to believes gurl.


Her:
i know i just havent found the right one yet but im "testing the waters" though...lol but anyways why u dont have a gurl as gud as u look?????


Me:
I have hepatitis. Do you want to meet up?


Her:
if you serius im sorry for u but if u just playin thats not even cool cuz i dont like playin games my nigga...but im straight though if thats what u want....


Me:
nah I ain't playin gurl, but it's coo... i didn't get da hep from gettin freakay wit da ladies, i gots it from heroin so u gots no worries. where u at? we should meet up.


Her:
so u still on drugs or what???...im just asking because i was kinda feelin you and i neva woulda thought u feel me but anyways im close though im in watts


Me:
nah not on da horse anymore gurl. so what's snappin? U gots any heron? i'd suck yo dick fo some of dat right dere.
jubjub

^^^if that's legit...
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/im48jb.jpg[/IMG]

tubas

Well those are trombones actually.

tromHEILbone

That's actually the symbol of Low Brass Supremacy.

woah steve teach me some stuff so i can pick up on tha ladies

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17074457]^^^if that's legit...
:lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.holladaddy.com/[/url]

lol

HEIL BASS CLEF

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17074489]woah steve teach me some stuff so i can pick up on tha ladies[/QUOTE]

lol it's just something me and my friend did over der internet

spam

there it is

We are being overrun! :(

Those come from you' guys'es own personal porn stash (sick double entendre).

i have a porn stashe

My cat just drowned in my semen. :(

okay

[QUOTE=Angmar;17074765]okay[/QUOTE]

I've been practicing money shots on my cat.

Would you like a sympathy lol?

My dead cat would appreciate it, yes.

YOU KILLED IT! i'm not going to feel sorry for you

Never mind he coughed it up, he's alright.

good job. clean the semen off, and call your girlfriend for some sympathy poon

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17074815]good job. clean the semen off, and call your girlfriend for some sympathy poon[/QUOTE]

She's in Mexico. :(

bitch

[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;17074820]bitch[/QUOTE]

I know, like her brother even gets married wtf.