what job?

blow job

And cleaning my pubes of the subsequent mess.

WlTH A RAKE

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ"



"wait, what's a ZJ?"



"if you have to ask, you can't afford it"

why is BJ cheapest? :confused:

gort is so not a hooker irl.

*concubine

You dont get so much carpal tunnel from BJ's

^^^this

you won't get it from HJ if you have good technique. If you're worried about it, obv you're an amateur

Well, if you're working from under a bridge, I'd say yeah, you're amateur.

not worth 15 bucks tbh

what's 15 bucks if nothing more than 5 less of 20?

uh 5 packs of cigarettes?

:smash:
:smoke:

no one hits me in the head with a hammer when I smoke

it's actually a mallet. :smash:

Natalie Portman >>>>>>> naomi flattchest

Natalie Portman's tits aren't much bigger.

Besides, Portman is a jew.


That's not a bad thing. I'm just pointing that out.

JAPs are feisty.

[QUOTE=JayLink;15645220]Just because you don't "Get" me or my sense of humor, don't try to tell me how you feel sorry for me, or how patheic I am, cause it really doesn't matter.. [/QUOTE]
hahaha
[url]http://www.emo-corner.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_emo-girl-black-2.jpg[/url]

[quote=Danger Bird;15655838]hahaha
[url]http://www.emo-corner.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_emo-girl-black-2.jpg[/url][/quote]
is that mullet?

It's dangerbirds mom..

[QUOTE=Danger Bird;15655838]hahaha
[url]http://www.emo-corner.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_emo-girl-black-2.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]



SHE DOESN'T HAVE EYES!!

:eek:

[QUOTE=Insomniac20k;15656082]is that mullet?[/QUOTE]

Its my girlfriend. interracial ftw

***, titties, *** n titties.

*** ***, titties titties

*** n titties.

big booty bitches, that's wearin guess? Come on ho, let's go to the easy-rest

I was really debating whether or not to say anything, but this Jaylink guy seems like a stuck up prick judging by his posts on the first and second page. Do you really think you're some ****ing god in bed that can satisfy beautiful woman? Look at yourself man, and get a fricken grip.

Yes. You have come to the conclusion that most of us did very quickly.