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Haz 09-25-2011 07:07 PM

he posts in the last.fm thread each week or so infrequently that is about it

adb 09-25-2011 07:07 PM

a long time ago

he only posts in the listening now thread

hes fat

shortz 09-25-2011 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=Haz;18657867]I love Disney films

seriously cry watching [I]Snow White and The Seven Dwarves[/I] and [I]Bambi[/I]. [I]Pinocchio[/I] is utterly horrifying[/QUOTE]

I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.

Only movie that had me close was Lion King.

[QUOTE=Haz;18657870]I kinda want to watch [I]The Little Mermaid[/I] after playing [I]Kingdom Hearts[/I]

Ariel must have a serious daddy complex living under a strong, powerful man with a huge phallic trident like that[/QUOTE]

I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol

witchxrapist 09-25-2011 07:08 PM

hahahahah adb mentioned another dude's weight lmao!!!

nodding 09-25-2011 07:10 PM

alex you should watch mister lonely theres a foul mouthed abraham lincoln cant quite thing of anything more awkward pop thatn that

Juddybear 09-25-2011 07:11 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.

Only movie that had me close was Lion King.



[B]I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol[/B][/QUOTE]

hahah wtf

Haz 09-25-2011 07:12 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]I honestly didn't cry during Bambi. That's not to say it wasn't sad of course.[/QUOTE]

it was mainly the first part, I get touched by innocent, cutesy things with hints of dread and horror like that

after his mother died and he turned into a strong buck I wasn't too involved

shortz 09-25-2011 07:14 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18657884]hahah wtf[/QUOTE]

Yeah man, you don't know about that stuff? And in [I]The Lion King[/I] when Simba flops down on the cliff and a bunch of leaves and shit go flying it supposedly spells "sex".

And in [I]Aladdin[/I] there's a part where he's on the balcony talking to Jasmine and the tiger (I forget his name) and Aladdin whispers something like "all good girls take off their clothes" or some shit like that.

People just be bored, me thinks.

nodding 09-25-2011 07:16 PM

it spells sfx

Haz 09-25-2011 07:17 PM

[quote]Various other messages have been claimed to exist in Disney movies, some of them risque, such as the well-known allegation of an erection showing on a priest in The Little Mermaid. According to the Snopes website however, only one "is clearly true [and] undeniably purposely inserted into the movie": images of a topless woman in two frames of The Rescuers.[/quote]

well there you go

RouteOne 09-25-2011 08:08 PM

fuck I hate when I lay down to take a nap and wake up hours later :[[[[[[[

Angmar 09-25-2011 08:15 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18657880]
I remember people saying that there was like a hidden sexual thing in The Little Mermaid where the guy marrying Ariel and Eric has a boner lol[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFLnzeQjWw[/url]

nodding 09-25-2011 08:24 PM

best part about jerking off is the after shivers

Haz 09-25-2011 08:25 PM

I wish I knew how to shoot cum better

past couple of days I can do it real good, other days it just doesn't function I don't understand the principles behind it

it partly has to do with how aroused I am but whenever I try to intentionally do it no cigar

Nepenthe 09-25-2011 08:25 PM

pee shivers are cool it's like a reward for pissing

(*The Noonward Race*) 09-25-2011 08:26 PM

i prefer to wait until my bladder explodes and i die of internal bleeding

Nepenthe 09-25-2011 08:29 PM

you should just piss man you might luck up and get a shiver

nodding 09-25-2011 08:30 PM

pissing w/ a semi is the best

adb 09-25-2011 08:32 PM

[QUOTE=Haz;18657981]I wish I knew how to shoot cum better

[/QUOTE]

I know how to but I'm not telling you because google exists

Haz 09-25-2011 08:33 PM

i've googled all those tips don't work so well i'm sure it's a case by case thing with people

Nepenthe 09-25-2011 08:34 PM

not saying anything else dudes

nodding 09-25-2011 08:37 PM

my jizz projects pretty well

adb 09-25-2011 08:39 PM

elim has a solid prostate

Haz 09-25-2011 08:39 PM

I bet brent sucks at shooting cum and it all just dribbles on the floor when he attempts a cumshot

Juddybear 09-25-2011 08:45 PM

cum shoots way farther if you try to fart out your dick

EDIT: whilst youre cumming

Drugstep 09-25-2011 08:48 PM

umm what

Juddybear 09-25-2011 08:52 PM

it makes perfect sense, read it again goddammit

adb 09-25-2011 08:53 PM

[QUOTE=Haz;18658007]I bet brent sucks at shooting cum and it all just dribbles on the floor when he attempts a cumshot[/QUOTE]

nah

I've had some awes o's w/ girls. Once I was laying on my bed and the girl was facing toward my legs. The initial shot hit her in the face and the rest hit her on her chest and the final shots hit my chest. I couldn't stop laughing

adb 09-25-2011 08:56 PM

in general the longer I go w/o it the further it goes.

robertsona 09-25-2011 08:57 PM

i think thats how it works


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