[QUOTE=madeyadams]Phones are gay.[/QUOTE]

My friend's dog ate one today. :eek:

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]There's a chance I may be perm-banned in the morning. Until then, night guys.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Why the e-suicide?

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]xHeavyxArmsx: gay
SmarterChild: Oh well.
xHeavyxArmsx: gay
SmarterChild: ?
xHeavyxArmsx: you are so gay
SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
xHeavyxArmsx: yes
SmarterChild: Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.

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xHeavyxArmsx: you stupid gay
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
xHeavyxArmsx: yes gay
xHeavyxArmsx: **** your gay
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.

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SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
xHeavyxArmsx: answer me gay
SmarterChild: Who cares?
xHeavyxArmsx: me gay face
SmarterChild: Whatever.
xHeavyxArmsx: you are so **** gay
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
xHeavyxArmsx: and your not even a real gay
SmarterChild: You're right. So?
xHeavyxArmsx: ALL YOU ARE IS A DUMB COMPUTER
SmarterChild: All I am is a dumb computer? So?
xHeavyxArmsx: gay
xHeavyxArmsx: gay
SmarterChild: Huh?
xHeavyxArmsx: gay
SmarterChild: Aha.
xHeavyxArmsx: gay
SmarterChild: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
xHeavyxArmsx: because your gay
SmarterChild: Yes? Well I think you're gay.

Most important bit is his last line. Never seen him abuse me before.[/QUOTE]

That's funny. :lol: /late

[QUOTE=Cain]That's funny. :lol: /late[/QUOTE]

well, at least one person finds it funny.

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, but I'm talking to this girl I've known for a few years and we might start dating. She said she's all for it, but she's out of state for now and doesn't get back until August. I'll ask her out when she gets back.

You know who kicks [i]a[/i]ss? W.A.S.P kick [i]a[/i]ss. I spent today listening to their first five albums, and they're all pretty d[i]a[/i]mn good. Why do people lump them in with the glam bands? :angry:[/QUOTE]

Because of the crotch rocket. And I think they stink, but that's just me. ;)

Why are gay jokes funny?

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Why are gay jokes funny?[/QUOTE]

It's funny because of SmarterChild's responses. I like the idea of ****ing with a computer like that. That may indicate a tendency to be easily amused, but whatever.

Yes yes, I'll go with the easily amused thing...for now (a)

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Yes yes, I'll go with the easily amused thing...for now (a)[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes: Fine, whatever.



/:(

*back pat*

It's ok, I'm sure liking gay jokes is not a subliminal manifestation of homosexual tendencies. <_<

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]*back pat*

It's ok, I'm sure liking gay jokes is not a subliminal manifestation of homosexual tendencies. <_<[/QUOTE]

Oh noes, Vince is going for the jugular!

[url=http://www.dancingswines.co.uk/evad/jeff_gay.jpg]This guy[/url] doesn't think gay jokes are funny.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan][url=http://www.dancingswines.co.uk/evad/jeff_gay.jpg]This guy[/url] doesn't think gay jokes are funny.[/QUOTE]

That guy is f[i]aaaaaa[/i]bulous.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That guy is f[i]aaaaaa[/i]bulous.[/QUOTE]

Oh, thstop it. You are tho thilly.

You know posting has reached an all-time low when the posts acquire lisps. :)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh noes, Vince is going for the jugular![/QUOTE]

Or the catcher's mitt. :p

I thought of your story today, and I just randomly started laughing. My cousin was like wtf? So I told him the story. He didn't laugh. :confused:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh noes, Vince is going for the jugular![/QUOTE]
No no, a jugular strike isn't that subtle even :) That was probably more a trip wire to set up for the kill ;)

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Or the catcher's mitt. :p[/QUOTE]

Whose catcher's mitt, bitch? Not mine, since I don't even have one!

Shut up.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Or the catcher's mitt. :p

I thought of your story today, and I just randomly started laughing. My cousin was like wtf? So I told him the story. He didn't laugh. :confused:[/QUOTE]

Wow...everybody laughs when I tell the story. It's a fvcking funny story!

I guess you didn't tell it right, or your cousin is a humorless prude.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Or the catcher's mitt. :p

I thought of your story today, and I just randomly started laughing. My cousin was like wtf? So I told him the story. He didn't laugh. :confused:[/QUOTE]
How about I kill you?

*glove slap*

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]No no, a jugular strike isn't that subtle even :) That was probably more a trip wire to set up for the kill ;)[/QUOTE]

I'M NOT GAY, FAGS!!!

EDIT: jokes

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Wow...everybody laughs when I tell the story. It's a fvcking funny story!

I guess you didn't tell it right, or your cousin is a humorless prude.[/QUOTE]
I don't believe I've heard it, do tell

[QUOTE=Cain]I'M NOT GAY, FAGS!!![/QUOTE]
Acceptance is the first step.

Homophobia is common in closet cases might I add.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Acceptance is the first step.

Homophobia is common in closet cases might I add.[/QUOTE]

:) I concede defeat.

For RastaRocker:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8203545&postcount=12509[/url]

[QUOTE=Cain]:) I concede defeat.[/QUOTE]
But but...I have yet to strike my killing blow :(

:p

Lucas:

Which picture is more attractive?

[url=http://www.cloneweb.net/images/special/musclor/He-Man.jpg]1[/url]
[url=http://facultystaff.vwc.edu/~mhall/advertisements/underwear/images/Bali--woman%20stretching%20in%20her%20bedroom--various%20women's%2098.jpg]2[/url]

Actually, I'll quote it:

[QUOTE=Me]While we're talking about the all-time most douchebag-y comments to girls...

My sophomore year in HS we were playing dodgeball in gym. I love dodgeball, it's the most Darwinian sport out there---the strong survive and the weak get pelted with dodgeballs and possibly get hurt.

So we were playing, and someone hums a dodgeball right into some girl's crotch. She goes down and starts rolling on the floor in pain as everyone kind of crowds around.

Then one of my friends pushes through the crowd, points at her, and says, "POW! RIGHT IN THE CATCHER'S MITT!"

Everyone died laughing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Lucas:

Which picture is more attractive?

[url]http://www.cloneweb.net/images/special/musclor/He-Man.jpg]1[/url]
[url]http://facultystaff.vwc.edu/~mhall/advertisements/underwear/images/Bali--woman%20stretching%20in%20her%20bedroom--various%20women's%2098.jpg]2[/url][/QUOTE]

Fixed your links, bitch. Now let's see. I bet they're man pictures, since I'm gay.

EDIT: You need to learn links, since none of these work. :p

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Lucas:

Which picture is more attractive?

[url=http://www.cloneweb.net/images/special/musclor/He-Man.jpg]1[/url]
[url=http://facultystaff.vwc.edu/~mhall/advertisements/underwear/images/Bali--woman%20stretching%20in%20her%20bedroom--various%20women's%2098.jpg]2[/url][/QUOTE]
:lol:

:lol: I just fixed it.

I don't even have any clue what you were talking about, I just saw you say "I'M NOT GAY!"

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Lucas:

Which picture is more attractive?

[url=http://www.cloneweb.net/images/special/musclor/He-Man.jpg]1[/url]
[url=http://facultystaff.vwc.edu/~mhall/advertisements/underwear/images/Bali--woman%20stretching%20in%20her%20bedroom--various%20women's%2098.jpg]2[/url][/QUOTE]

Second. She's not a cartoon. ;)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]For RastaRocker:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8203545&postcount=12509[/url][/QUOTE]

hahahaha, how could someone not laugh at that :lol:

[QUOTE=Cain]Whose catcher's mitt, bitch? Not mine, since I don't even have one!

Shut up.[/QUOTE]
Of course not yours, then you couldn't be gay. :lol:

/kids

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Of course not yours, then you couldn't be gay. :lol:

/kids[/QUOTE]

Of course! :p

Does anyone know if I was banned or something about 2 weeks ago? Because this is the first time i've been able to get into any of the forums in about 2 weeks..or do you know for sure when you've been banned..? :confused:

I'm off to bed.

I have to be up in a few hours for art class.

Night, guys.

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]Does anyone know if I was banned or something about 2 weeks ago? Because this is the first time i've been able to get into any of the forums in about 2 weeks..or do you know for sure when you've been banned..? :confused:[/QUOTE]

Usually a window comes up that says "You do not have permission to access this forum!"

Good night, Chris.

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]Does anyone know if I was banned or something about 2 weeks ago? Because this is the first time i've been able to get into any of the forums in about 2 weeks..or do you know for sure when you've been banned..? :confused:[/QUOTE]

No, they've been down for 2 weeks due to spambots. It sucked.


EDIT: Dammit Lucas, I was going to create a conspiracy. :(

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8227294&postcount=165[/url]

That made me laugh.

Alright, I'm really going now.