and instead of marshmellows we use chiclets.

*sings in a Cartman voice...
"... in the ghetto..."

sawry, chiclets awl sowd aut

got any Doublemint then? Mint smores.

I give you pwenty of gawm

only 5 dolla for sicks!

awwshi-, nukka, don't youse owe me twenty three dollas? I be collectin' interest. And it's in your best interest ta hand over the gawm, chump.

AIII AIII

DONT ROB ME PAWLEEZ AKE AWL MONAY YOU WANT

/hits emergency button under desk and sirens wail outside

youz in fawr it nao

*blasts Anglachel in the face with his Desert Eagle, grabs the money... and the gum, and bounces out the back door, where his black skin becomes one with the night.

P'wned sucka.

I just had the nastiest thing happen.

I was cooking a steak and thought it was done, so I put it on a plate and cut it open. I realized that it wasn't cooked well enough yet, but I had already put my pan in the sink and was soaking it and no other pans were clean. I decided to throw it in the microwave for about 2 minutes to finish cooking.

After the 2 mins were up, I opened up the microwave and out of the cut I had made flew this giant disgusting wasp that had become mutilated in the microwave and had lost part of it's body on my steak.

Now I can't eat anything.

That rules.

You should write a song called "Chernobyl Wasp" about the mutated wasp from the steak in your microwave. Metal.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15369780]I just had the nastiest thing happen.

I was cooking a steak and thought it was done, so I put it on a plate and cut it open. I realized that it wasn't cooked well enough yet, but I had already put my pan in the sink and was soaking it and no other pans were clean. I decided to throw it in the microwave for about 2 minutes to finish cooking.

After the 2 mins were up, I opened up the microwave and out of the cut I had made flew this giant disgusting wasp that had become mutilated in the microwave and had lost part of it's body on my steak.

Now I can't eat anything.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that sounds absolutely awful. I don't want to eat now.

I'd rather be eating my ****ing steak.

Thanks for ruining my night Chris.

I had to throw my steak away!!

Where is the sympathy?

Let that be a lesson to everyone to throughly cook your steak the first time.

tbh you don't deserve sympathy for sucking at cooking.

My dog just ****ing shat in her foodbowl.

[QUOTE=Deth;15369834]Let that be a lesson to everyone to throughly cook your steak the first time.

tbh you don't deserve sympathy for sucking at cooking.[/QUOTE]

Pffft it's just a really thick cut of meat so it seemed like it was done.

You're a really thick cut of meat, cutie.

I wouldn't mind thicking that cut of meat.

So...what happened to the wasp?

How undercooked are we talking here? Because rare is good.

i like medium well personally im a savage

The best way to eat steak is to have it bloody rare.

[QUOTE=Niflheim;15369876]The best way to eat steak is to have it bloody rare.[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

So as long as it was [I]probably[/I] safe to eat, it was your fault for ruining otherwise good meat >:[

Medium well FTW

I wouldn't put steak in da microwaves anyways.

cant rep you again pate but right on.

[QUOTE=pate;15369884]Medium well FTW[/QUOTE]

Ew no there's no flavor in that anymore.

Medium is borderline wasted.

Lies. There's plenty of flavor even well done, but sometimes that turns out too burnt, hence medium well FTW.

I can go medium either way, but going totally rare is disgusting and going well done is like chewing on a leather shoe.

Well done has no flavor, it's like chewing on plastic.