[quote=thelowsoundofbass;13621897]Make a multiple choice exam where all the answers are the same letter.

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Don't joke, the examiners did that the one time and made every single answer "C".

People were looking at it and going, "This can't be right"

No, your idea sucks. :p

I'm going to roll a twenty-sided die and use that to calculate grades.

And I'll throw papers down the stairs and grade them based on which ones go the farthest.

Or maybe I'll just do the old fashioned 'drawing names from a hat' routine.

<_<

>_>

I'm going to be a terrible professor.





:D

You forget to be a professor you will have to at least almost survive college, and at this point my money isn't on your chance.
:p

[quote=BenJammin;13621916]No, your idea sucks. :p

I'm going to roll a twenty-sided die and use that to calculate grades.

And I'll throw papers down the stairs and grade them based on which ones go the farthest.

Or maybe I'll just do the old fashioned 'drawing names from a hat' routine.

<_<

>_>

I'm going to be a terrible professor.








:D[/quote]




Prof. Ben "sexual favours" Jammin

[QUOTE=Akira;13621932]You forget to be a professor you will have to at least almost survive college, and at this point my money isn't on your chance.
:p[/QUOTE]

:upset:

Prick.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13621933]Prof. Ben "sexual favours" Jammin[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

:lol:

I laughed out loud at that.

[quote=BenJammin;13621935]:lol: :lol:

:lol:

I laughed out loud at that.[/quote]


:thumb:

[QUOTE=ebe9;13621915]Don't joke, the examiners did that the one time and made every single answer "C".

People were looking at it and going, "This can't be right"[/QUOTE]

Thats the point, it makes the students go crazy.

lowsound

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13621934]:upset:

Prick.[/QUOTE]

I'm only basing my opinion on the fact that you have attested to a loss of sanity since college began.

[QUOTE=Akira;13621953]I'm only basing my opinion on the fact that you have attested to a loss of sanity since college began.[/QUOTE]

Well, it's not exclusively university. There's a lot of other stuff going on too, which adds to the anxiety/sanity loss.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13621973]Well, it's not exclusively university. There's a lot of other stuff going on too, which adds to the anxiety/sanity loss.[/QUOTE]

This might be why a lot of profs smoke pot.

lowsound

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13621973]Well, it's not exclusively university. There's a lot of other stuff going on too, which adds to the anxiety/sanity loss.[/QUOTE]

That sucks. I know the feeling.

[QUOTE=Akira;13621990]That sucks. I know the feeling.[/QUOTE]

Yeah.

Like last night, this girl who I'm frigging head over heels for, right? She and I were talking and the conversation basically went like this:

Her: So I need to talk to you about something.
Her: It's been bugging me for a while.
Me: Okay.
Her: You know that guy Patrick, in my Great Ideas class? Well, I really like him. Like, really infatuated with him.
Her: But I asked him to the winter formal a couple of days ago, and he hasn't said yes or no yet. What do you think I should do?

At this point in time, I was just like "Alright! F[size=2]uck[/size] this! I give up."

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13621998]Yeah.

Like last night, this girl who I'm frigging head over heels for, right? She and I were talking and the conversation basically went like this:

Her: So I need to talk to you about something.
Her: It's been bugging me for a while.
Me: Okay.
Her: You know that guy Patrick, in my Great Ideas class? Well, I really like him. Like, really infatuated with him.
Her: But I asked him to the winter formal a couple of days ago, and he hasn't said yes or no yet. What do you think I should do?

At this point in time, I was just like "Alright! F[size=2]uck[/size] this! I give up."[/QUOTE]

Dude that sucks, the only thing that you can do is be nice to her and be a friend.

lowsound

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;13622018]Dude that sucks, the only thing that you can do is be nice to her and be a friend.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

10 steps ahead of you on that one.

I already shot myself in the foot and told her that if she really liked him that she should go talk to him about it.

[quote=BenJammin;13621998]Yeah.

Like last night, this girl who I'm frigging head over heels for, right? She and I were talking and the conversation basically went like this:

Her: So I need to talk to you about something.
Her: It's been bugging me for a while.
Me: Okay.
Her: You know that guy Patrick, in my Great Ideas class? Well, I really like him. Like, really infatuated with him.
Her: But I asked him to the winter formal a couple of days ago, and he hasn't said yes or no yet. What do you think I should do?

At this point in time, I was just like "Alright! F[SIZE=2]uck[/SIZE] this! I give up."[/quote]

Tell her that he's a dick and also gay.


And you are not.


MUSE WERE AWESOME! :smoke:

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13621998]Yeah.

Like last night, this girl who I'm frigging head over heels for, right? She and I were talking and the conversation basically went like this:

Her: So I need to talk to you about something.
Her: It's been bugging me for a while.
Me: Okay.
Her: You know that guy Patrick, in my Great Ideas class? Well, I really like him. Like, really infatuated with him.
Her: But I asked him to the winter formal a couple of days ago, and he hasn't said yes or no yet. What do you think I should do?

At this point in time, I was just like "Alright! F[size=2]uck[/size] this! I give up."[/QUOTE]

It sucks more than anything when you are crazy about a girl and she doesn't like you as more than a friend, doesn't it? I'm going through that right now too. It is really hard, because I like her as a friend enough that I don't want to ask her out, be rejected, and lose her as a friend.

[QUOTE=Akira;13622034]It sucks more than anything when you are crazy about a girl and she doesn't like you as more than a friend, doesn't it? I'm going through that right now too. [B]It is really hard, because I like her as a friend enough that I don't want to ask her out, be rejected, and lose her as a friend.[/B][/QUOTE]

YES! That's exactly it.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13622024]10 steps ahead of you on that one.

I already shot myself in the foot and told her that if she really liked him that she should go talk to him about it.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you shot yourself in the foot. It isn't like you could have told her to forget him without sounding like a co[SIZE="2"]ckbite.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13622024]10 steps ahead of you on that one.

I already shot myself in the foot and told her that if she really liked him that she should go talk to him about it.[/QUOTE]

That is good advice, it also shows that you truly care for her because you want for her what she wants for her.

lowsound

[QUOTE=Akira;13622041]I don't think you shot yourself in the foot. It isn't like you could have told her to forget him without sounding like a co[SIZE="2"]ckbite.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

Well, I could have told her that I really didn't know what to say, etc.

[QUOTE=Akira;13622034]It sucks more than anything when you are crazy about a girl and she doesn't like you as more than a friend, doesn't it? I'm going through that right now too. It is really hard, because I like her as a friend enough that I don't want to ask her out, be rejected, and lose her as a friend.[/QUOTE]

Been there, asked her out, got rejected, still friends to this day. It was a little awkward for a while, but all good now.

lowsound

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13622045]Well, I could have told her that I really didn't know what to say, etc.[/QUOTE]

I guess, but I don't think that would have really been much different. It was a hard situation to be in, I think you handled it fine.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13622045]Well, I could have told her that I really didn't know what to say, etc.[/QUOTE]

You spoke from the heart, much better than speaking with your penis.

lowsound

3 simple words.

HE IS GAY

[QUOTE=Akira;13622050]I guess, but I don't think that would have really been much different. It was a hard situation to be in, I think you handled it fine.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. :upset:

Oh well.

Life is too complicated. I miss when I was little and everything was so simple.

I am at school on break.

Woooo!

[QUOTE=Akira;13622071]Life is too complicated. I miss when I was little and everything was so simple.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, really.

This whole growing up business is balls.

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13622073]I am at school on break.

Woooo![/QUOTE]

I am in class.

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