[QUOTE=iAi licks balls]Hola everybody![/QUOTE]

Wow. How incredibly funny.


*tumbleweed*

[QUOTE=Wanker]Wow. How incredibly funny.


/tumbleweed[/QUOTE]

Just trying to be freindly wanker :wave:

[QUOTE=Happymeal]so I was searching for some stuff on the band Sex Positions on slsk, then a folder full of jpg's and gif's popped up

...[/QUOTE]

I have their self-titled, I like it a lot. Kurt Ballou's a production genius.

wooooo check me out! I gots me a girlfriend today! yeeeeehaww!

[QUOTE=vallely2004]wooooo check me out! I gots me a girlfriend today! yeeeeehaww![/QUOTE]

How much?

Did it come with a nurse or cheerleader costume?

[QUOTE=ByeByeBeautiful]I usually hear influences from Bjork too, but no one else that i discuss it with hears them.[/QUOTE]

I thought I was the only one.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]How much?

Did it come with a nurse or cheerleader costume?[/QUOTE]

Actually more of and Indie Girl/Punk costume :thumb:

[QUOTE=vallely2004]Actually more of and Indie Girl/Punk costume :thumb:[/QUOTE]

Oh that's pretty cheap then, good work.

Shoulda went for the goth chick.

Relatives will be here soon... gaaaay.

[QUOTE=Wanker]Shoulda went for the goth chick.[/QUOTE]
Nah the one goth chick they had was too leathery and covered in metal bits

[QUOTE=IhateUsernames]Relatives will be here soon... gaaaay.[/QUOTE]
Well if they are 'gaaaay' you better plug your hole

[QUOTE=vallely2004]Nah the one goth chick they had was too leathery and covered in metal bits[/QUOTE]

The Iron Maiden would've been so 2005 though. You would've been with the in!

THE HIPSTERS!

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]The Iron Maiden would've been so 2005 though. You would've been with the in!

THE HIPSTERS![/QUOTE]

True true, but I have a 6month binding rental contact I have to keep her.

[QUOTE=vallely2004]True true, but I have a 6month binding rental contact I have to keep her.[/QUOTE]

Hmm well that's a crap deal.

Phone the Coast Guard.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Hmm well that's a crap deal.

Phone the Coast Guard.[/QUOTE]

*phones coast guard*

Me: Hello is that the coast guard?
CG: Yes, yes it is? How can we help?
Me: I got a crap deal on my new girlfriend and NPC says I could do better, could you sort me out, maybe with an Iron Maiden?
CG: *hangs up*
Me: Hello?
........
Me: :upset:

[QUOTE=vallely2004]*phones coast guard*

Me: Hello is that the coast guard?
CG: Yes, yes it is? How can we help?
Me: I got a crap deal on my new girlfriend and NPC says I could do better, could you sort me out, maybe with an Iron Maiden?
CG: *hangs up*
Me: Hello?
........
Me: :upset:[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of something very funny.

mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/911_tape.asf

If you have Windows Media Player, File > Open URL (paste in)

If not, sucks!

[QUOTE=vallely2004]*phones coast guard*

Me: Hello is that the coast guard?
CG: Yes, yes it is? How can we help?
Me: I got a crap deal on my new girlfriend and NPC says I could do better, could you sort me out, maybe with an Iron Maiden?
CG: *hangs up*
Me: Hello?
........
Me: :upset:[/QUOTE]

You fool.

You didn't you speak to the Admiral!

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]You fool.

You didn't you speak to the Admiral![/QUOTE]

Oh shi.....

[QUOTE=vallely2004]Oh shi.....[/QUOTE]

Gah.

It's off to the closet for you.

hey all, so i went to the concert on wed., to see pgmg, i honestly think they were good live, referring to your comment NPC about them not being so good live, when did you see them? They had two opening bands, i only got the name of one they were called Kill Me Tomorrow, they were good also. The only bad thing about the concert someone threw up all over the floor... it was very discusting.

This makes me feel nice.

[url]http://www.durp.net/grandaddy-nature_anthem.php[/url]

2004ish if I remember correctly. What does it matter? They still suck.

Whoa...: [url]http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?StopAsh[/url]

Lotsa signatures. At least someone decided to take action instead of just dicking around.

I aint signing that. Ashlee Simpson is like totally hot

[QUOTE=leiferikson]I aint signing that. Ashlee Simpson is like totally hot[/QUOTE]

You need to be locked up.

hah, I signed that two or three months ago.

[QUOTE=Wanker]Lotsa signatures. At least someone decided to take action instead of just dicking around.[/QUOTE]

Who took action? The person who spent fifteen seconds typing up an online petition? If that's action, then watch me burn calories posting this.

[QUOTE=YDload]Who took action? The person who spent fifteen seconds typing up an online petition? If that's action, then watch me burn calories posting this.[/QUOTE]


Hey I got an idea.

Baby with stumps. :thumb: