[QUOTE=Capta¡n Jack Sparrow]I hope that when I die I let the juiciest fart to ever grace this earth.[/QUOTE]
:o Well i never

[QUOTE=Capta¡n Jack Sparrow]I hope that when I die I let the juiciest fart to ever grace this earth.[/QUOTE]

Do you have a scat fetish?

the local college near me is called SCAT (somerset college of arts and technology)

i wanna go to scat :upset:

hahaha. it's where all the people who don't get into the good college go. actually, that's not true, some of my really clever friends are going there to do ICT courses etc

My little sister and her friends are downstairs listening to Nysync while dancing. I thought this was supposed to stop four years ago.

Can I join?

Just keep your hands in your pockets. Wait, keep them on your head. YOUR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS

:)

Is you sister hot?

If you like 11 year olds

So she is hot then?

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]So she is hot then?[/QUOTE]
Of course she is where do you think peter gets all his experience.

haha Ramonesrule thinks that his little argument for new mods is going to be taken at all seriously with that JmE thread he just made? :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=refuse amen]you have 500 more posts than me, even though we both joined at basically the same time :upset:[/QUOTE]

we both joined at the same time because we're both hXc. i have 500 more posts than you, because i'm 500 years older than you :smoke:

lol OMG! k thx sori

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193466[/url]

/\ Everyone go there and vote for me.

White Castles are good.

Agreed, but I hear they take 5 years off your life with every burger.

don't have 'em in the UK

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Agreed, but I hear they take 5 years off your life with every burger.[/QUOTE]
Probably, sometimes the meat in them look like cardboard but they still taste good.

D[size=2]a[/size]mn right............AHHH I want some now!

I got in a fight today.

You win?

Yeah he was big and kinda fat but not huge but I did this tackle/trip thing and punched in the face a few times and dropped my knees into his stomach.
He's one of those dudes who are always "Let's be friends now" after a fight.

what did you fight over?

You should have kneeled on his arms and slapped his face repeatedly.

:lol:

i've never actually been in a fight

[QUOTE=superskankinactionhero]what did you fight over?[/QUOTE]
Well he was pissing me off and this is a white kid who trys to rap and is "tough" So I rapped "Homie don't cry when I die lets go eat some pie and you're mom's a drunk and I like to slam dunk." He hates when people talk about his family so he started to choke me.

this is fu[I]c[/I]king crazy!!! this chick who lives next door to me was blowing bubbles with one of those little things on saturday, and one of them stuck to my window. it's now thursday and it's still fu[I]c[/I]king there!!! im gonna take a picture of it tomorrow

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Well he was pissing me off and this is a whie kid who trys to rap and is "tough" So I rapped "Homie don't cry when I die lets go eat some pie and you're mom's a drunk and I like to slam dunk." He hates when people talk about his family so he started to choke me.[/QUOTE]

:lol: