Eh, I never got into Flammentod.

Flammentod have some excellent releases like the Heidenblut split and Im Kampf um Deutschland, he has a pretty unique style.

LMAO, Kanwulf changed his name to Ash. Now it's Pokemon ist Krieg eh? ****ing idiot.

that was a funny post not gonna lie

lol

np: Siegtruppen

[QUOTE=masscows;16118224]they're about as black metal as Marduk, an equally poopty band...[/QUOTE]

meh, I dig Dark Funeral, The Secrets of the Black Arts is a great album.

It's pretty horrible, actually. You don't listen to much black metal, do you?

Dork Jewneral

:lol:

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16119272]It's pretty horrible, actually. You don't listen to much black metal, do you?[/QUOTE]

nah lol, I have just been getting in BM, I have like 7 or 8 albums.

[QUOTE=TheTastyLettuce;16117386]Never really listened to them, and my list of bands to check out is too large to care at the moment.

I'm going out on a limb here and I'm sure as hell that I've brought this up before but common sense tells me that nobody likes Dark Funeral here? They are just not fu[SIZE="1"][SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE][/SIZE]king black metal enough, right?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=masscows;16118195]No, they're definitely black metal as far as the term goes, but their music is painfully generic and poorly executed.[/QUOTE]

Dark Funeral were cashing in on a trend. They heard all about their neighbours going to jail and getting in the news so they thought they might make some black metal. It's hard to believe that they are actually interested in black metal because their music is so generic and repititive (Marduk are in the same boat).

Masscows, don't say anything 'definitely' about black metal when you don't know anything about black metal.

[QUOTE=jebus FX;16119342]nah lol, I have just been getting in BM, I have like 7 or 8 albums.[/QUOTE]

What do you have besides Dark Funeral?

Dissection - Storm of the Lights Bane
Ulver- Nattens Madrigal
Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
Burzum- Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse

hmm that's about it

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16118453]I dare someone to listen to Marduk right now and not get bored immediately.[/QUOTE]

:lol: for so many reasons.

Overly repetitive and boring very quickly describes 90% of black metal to be quite honest. Which explains why you fools drool over such a select few actually interesting bands and claim you like black metal.

Lose the Dissection, lose the Ulver, lose the Emperor.

[QUOTE=jebus FX;16119360]Dissection - Storm of the Lights Bane
Ulver- Nattens Madrigal
[B]Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
Burzum- Hvis Lyset Tar Oss[/B]
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse

hmm that's about it[/QUOTE]

Good start with those two. Now get some Mayhem. After that you can get into more kvlt stuff.

[QUOTE=Hrimthursum;16119365]:lol: for so many reasons.

Overly repetitive and boring very quickly describes 90% of black metal to be quite honest. Which explains why you fools drool over such a select few actually interesting bands and claim you like black metal.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for making no sense.

Yeah he really made himself look retarded with that one.

lol bra attempting to be an "elitist"

[QUOTE=The Gates Of Heaven;16119346]Masscows, don't say anything 'definitely' about black metal when you don't know anything about black metal.[/QUOTE]

So do you agree with what he said or not?

If you do agree, then you're being a contrary dick

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16119369]Lose the Dissection, lose the [b]Ulver[/b], lose the Emperor.[/QUOTE]

no dude

[QUOTE]lol bra attempting to be an "elitist"[/QUOTE]
nice gr1m avatar

im so blak metuhl

so pure, so cold >:[

[QUOTE=Silenius;16118653]/listens to all of Those of the Unlight[/QUOTE]
thank you. the only Marduk that won't put you to sleep. But still not that great.
[QUOTE=Hrimthursum;16119365]Which explains why you fools drool over such a select few actually interesting bands and claim you like black metal.[/QUOTE]
only someone who thinks "Behemoth rules all" could sport this style of pretentious posting and still take themselves seriously.

So who else is shocked that BRA's back?

He's got a new personality too; never saw that one coming.

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;16119912]So who else is shocked that BRA's back?

He's got a new personality too; never saw that one coming.[/QUOTE]

No, it's still the same

edit: wow i fail at internets[quote]
Masscows, don't say anything 'definitely' about black metal when you don't know anything about black metal.[/quote]I could have worded that better. From a musical standpoint, they're black metal.

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;16119912]So who else is shocked that BRA's back?

He's got a new personality too; never saw that one coming.[/QUOTE]
lol my thoughts ipf

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids;16119799]nice gr1m avatar[/QUOTE]

It's really grainy, but it looks like it says 'Dork Metal' in Fraktur script. Try it!

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16119369]lose the Ulver[/QUOTE]

How about no Austin, Nattens Madrigal is essential black metal, don't be a bitch! >:[

Ha, I just finished that album.