[QUOTE=Jaundice;17210664]Take her on a bunch of casual walk-in-the-park dates until she gets chiseled[/QUOTE]

lolol

i told her since shes mexican she may be contaminated with the swin flu so i could get out of hanging out with her.

didnt work, she just got all dramatic n shi

rape solves drama

did you punch her in the face? that might get the message across, or turn her on...

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17210677]i told her since shes mexican she may be contaminated with the swin flu so i could get out of hanging out with her.

didnt work, she just got all dramatic n shi[/QUOTE]

:lol: dont let that bitch give you the swine flu

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17210677]i told her since shes mexican she may be contaminated with the swin flu so i could get out of hanging out with her.

didnt work, she just got all dramatic n shi[/QUOTE]I wish I could say things like this to girls.

You can too, you just how to live life the '**** bitches, get money' way and you'll be set.

money buys good things

**** bitches get money!!

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17210703]You can too, you just how to live life the '**** bitches, get money' way and you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

and how much for an instructional booklet on this radically effective lifestyle?

**** bitches get money is certainly an element of my life philosophy,
unfortunately I feel uncomfortable being openly abrasive to people

dude just watch dr. phil, he's done numerous shows on **** bitches, get money

it works every time

because once you get the money

the bitches want YOU

I watched that yesterday, they were talking about the Craig's List killer and how they refuse to criminalize him on the show because a trial has yet to prove him guilty

then they zoomed in on a still frame of him and played cliche' horror movie music for like five minutes straight

If anything Craig's List killer is the one to ask about **** bitches get money

that's how i live my life, hasn't failed me yet

except i've never looked on craigslist for people to kill

[QUOTE]except i've never looked on craigslist for people to kill[/QUOTE]me either tbh

Check this out, users that I confuse with other users

Sean, I find you interchangeable with ADB. I know this hurts.
I will confuse Vince with Cocaine on occasion
I will confuse Txus wtih the2stranger regularly
And Aaron and Noonward Race are interchangeable.

that does sting a little

i think i'm going to cut myself and cry

except i'm not a douchebag just for fun

Sean I must say I think youre way cooler than adb. lol

well thank you

[QUOTE=sean2332;17210733]that does sting a little

[B]i think i'm going to cut myself and cry[/B]

except i'm not a douchebag just for fun[/QUOTE]

While listening do AILD

All these band acronyms go way over my head

lol I can never figure them out either. I know this one though! its As I Lay Dying

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17210730]
I will confuse Vince with Cocaine on occasion
[/QUOTE]
howsat?

I should start looking to kill people on craigslist. I need a new hobby, and online dating sites aren't doing it, lots of dumb ugly women...I can't even get motivated to troll :(

[QUOTE]I know this one though! its As I Lay Dying[/QUOTE]This one should have jumped out at me.

[QUOTE]howsat?[/QUOTE]Intelligent guys with beards. Cocaine is more handsome and stylish though. But I still gotta have mad respect for a PPOTM.

dexter found his brother on craigslist lest we forget

^^true. I guess craigslist is a place for killers =)[QUOTE=Jaundice;17210758]
Intelligent guys with beards. Cocaine is more handsome and stylish though. But I still gotta have mad respect for a PPOTM.[/QUOTE]
:( my mommy says i'm cute

cocaine is too much of a nerd

john you're the resident mx nerd though

cougar hunter*

nerds are cool we rule the world anyways

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17210773]nerds are cool we rule the world anyways[/QUOTE]
Without question bro

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17210737]Sean I must say I think youre way cooler than adb. lol[/QUOTE]

I have officially hit rock bottom

cheer up mate

adb i will always stand behind when you bend over to pick yourself up

nice sentiment

adb may as well kill himself i guess

My comparisons have brought much distress...I am a monster :(

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;17210804]adb may as well kill himself i guess[/QUOTE]

seriously

[b]swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh[/b]

You know you ****in' miss me >:(