bifork how does it feel being so young and hopeless

[quote=Bitchfork;18739731]what a great euphemism for garden variety loneliness[/quote]

not gonna defend that

i am a drunken moron

lol what did you do now ratface

the tl;dr version of the story is
i fucked a girl i shouldnt have for almost political reasons reasons

u porked a fatty eh

anybody can assume that certainly but its not true

this girl dated a guy who is sort of a friend of mine, although should he have any problem with the situation i could point out that hes fucked quite a few friends of mine that at one point had interest in me

shes also really unsure as to whether shes has extensive interest in me because she also has interest in a friend of mine, who walked in on us...


at the end of the night another friends gay brother totally tried to grab my attention which was not really weird but kinda funny because i dont think sexual preference is biological - this is unrelated tho its just lulz

tl;dr people = drama

in the future I think it'll be more acceptable to have multiple sex partners

its been four minutes and adb hasnt provided an insult or alternative to my situation explanation what the fuck happened


adb did i break you


EDIT: SHIT HE POSTED SAME TIME AS ME


yes i think multiple sex partners will be far more acceptable in the future

my life is retarded

[quote]
shes also really unsure as to whether shes has extensive interest in me because she also has interest in a friend of mine, who walked in on us...[/quote]lucky guy... the friend i mean, what up with that

arent you better than him

sounds like these political reasons will blow over really fast, you didnt fuck a fat grandmother betrothed to your son did you?

[QUOTE=adb;18739810]tl;dr people = drama

in the future I think it'll be more acceptable to have multiple sex partners[/QUOTE]

this future is now idk where you've been

21st bday today. Fuck yeah

happy birthday man

merry bitrhday happy 21

Happy birthday, Kyle.

Thanks dudes. How've you guys been doing?

kyle if you lived near me i would smoke a blunt with you i guess, happy day bru

im bored

bout to not be bored, gettin more xanax lol :)

[QUOTE=adb;18739810]in the future I think it'll be more acceptable to have multiple sex partners[/QUOTE]

i guess the hordes of girls kicking down your door to read your taco reviews and listen to you play tech death on a seven string guitar became to difficult to choose between eh

o man u got him so good

yeah i think he might need some taco sauce for that burn

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18740063]yeah i think he might need some taco sauce for that burn[/QUOTE]
why

took the ACTs

my signature on standardized tests is different every time i should work on that

listenin to cryptopsy, moshin to these beatdowns

emh stop trying to be funny

sorry bro

silverfang is gonna get some period sex and road head today

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18740060]i guess the hordes of girls kicking down your door to read your taco reviews and listen to you play tech death on a seven string guitar became to difficult to choose between eh[/QUOTE]

looool

just scarfed a ruben way too fast :I

rubens are gross rating 9/10

brent bro ur rong

nice n cold out

~*~ rosy cheeks ~*~

which cheeks r u tlaking about ;;;;;)

get ur mind outta the gutter bucko, this gal's got class with a capital c

[QUOTE=adb;18740196]rubens are gross rating 9/10[/QUOTE]

so wrong

[quote=emily_;18740211]get ur mind outta the gutter bucko, this gal's got class with a capital c[/quote]
My apologies, madame.

why cant people be a little more inventive when they hijack people's facebook

i like penis!!!!!

because people are generic

the only way to fit in irl is if you act predictable and say/do the most obvious things you can imagine