[QUOTE=Simpleton;17662412]holy ****

id spend like 2 hours on just her neck and shoulders[/QUOTE]

Tell me about it :smoke:

Personally I'm more taken with her legs and breasts but yeah, good show.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17662426]Personally I'm more taken with her legs and breasts but yeah, good show.[/QUOTE]

I try so very hard and get so very nowhere with that girl.

No matter who else I can get with she's always there, taunting me.

Like the white whale, so to speak.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I think she's too smart for that :lol: She's practically a female version of me, so, genius proportions.

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17662428]I try so very hard and get so very nowhere with that girl.

No matter who else I can get with she's always there, taunting me.

Like the white whale, so to speak.[/QUOTE]

dude thats like this chick i work with. alot of times its only us two in a slow store closing at night. shes is stunningly hot and 18 and her boyfriend is a slightly confuzzled sea lion douche. i have to try really hard to ignore her i like touched her shoulder the other day to show her a stretch and i forgot and next thing i know she was giving me kissy eyes and i ran away because its WRONG!! ****KKKKKK

[QUOTE=Simpleton;17662452]dude thats like this chick i work with. alot of times its only us two in a slow store closing at night. shes is stunningly hot and 18 and her boyfriend is a slightly confuzzled sea lion douche. i have to try really hard to ignore her i like touched her shoulder the other day to show her a stretch and i forgot and next thing i know [B]she was giving me kissy eyes and i ran away because its WRONG!![/B] ****KKKKKK[/QUOTE]

You should've put it in her butt.

Seriously though, I'd probably say '**** the boyfriend,' I mean, I'd never cheat on anyone but if someone wanted to cheat with me then obviously their partner isn't doing their job right anyway. Capisce?

Sure, wrong of her. Go for it.

then im like contributing to her like....badness.


fuuuuuck she has like freckles and ****! ahhhhhhh i think im gonna bang her.

It doesn't matter, most relationships aren't going to last anyway.

Just hit it.

If he's a fag like you say, then you're doing her a favour.

shes no promo girl

but damn

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Aw she's cute. How old?

On a nightmarish note, man, how awful is this http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/975121/belgian-coma-man-was-just-awake-for-23-years

Oh dang, the green eyes do it for me. Smash her guts out. Like, seriously.

The only thing better that freckles is a PIRATE!

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[quote=gaslight;17662480]Aw she's cute. How old?

On a nightmarish note, man, how awful is this http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/975121/belgian-coma-man-was-just-awake-for-23-years[/quote]

Cue Metallica's "One"!

****, I actually just read that story. My God... That's just... Awful.

Removed the pickguard from Jane, opinions? Also, what's the best way to get all those shitty smudge stains off it?

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Yeah it's like, ****ed up beyond imagining.

As for the bass stains, try tea tree oil, possibly.

New tone knobs too.

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[QUOTE=gaslight;17662738]Yeah it's like, ****ed up beyond imagining.

As for the bass stains, try tea tree oil, possibly.[/QUOTE]

I saw it on an episode of (mil)House once. But, yeah. 20 years.

ugly

It doesn't look as horrendous as it does in the photos IRL, one because you can see the metallic paint and two because it doesn't look like it's covered in semen.

I think you should replace it with a pearloid pickguard. I HATE black on rosewood.

Any kind of guitar polish will work for you. Unless it's a nitrocellulose or tung oil finish (and it's not), virtually any polish will be just fine if used in conjunction with a microfiber or a polishing cloth.

Pearloid is overdone IMO. Or do you mean that redish pearloid? I could do that... I've actually been on the prowl for a black pickguard for a while.

I will have to get some tomorrow. I couldn't find anything around here that helped.

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Like so.

you should repaint your bass probably


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or it might swim away!

[url]http://www.instantrimshot.com[/url]

Black and tortoiseshell is a pretty well established combo. Like sheep steak and chups.

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Like so.[/quote]

The pickups are nice, but I hate that combination too. Red pearloid always reminded me of vomit.

I vote getting all gold hardware and a gold mirror pickguard.

[quote=gaslight;17662785]Black and tortoiseshell is a pretty well established combo. Like sheep steak and chups.[/quote]

Tobacco sunburst & tortoise shell are much more common than black and tortoise shell.

Fine, I'll just leave it off.

Or get a black one like I originally planned.

I had my Stingray hardware all black-plated, recently. All I need now are the black tuners and I'll have a sexy, stealth-y Stingray (with a maple fretboard, of course).

I'm stoked.