[QUOTE=The Gates Of Heaven;16109475]what they need to do is delete all reviews and show nothing but info... the reviews give people something to say when they hop onto soulseek to try and pretend to be an elitist...[/QUOTE]

I am more than merely 1337

I am [b]1338[/b]

[QUOTE=Silenius;16110820]The reviews usually only give blanket statements like "raw and hateful" that any idiot can use without even knowing the band though, it's not like the reviews are at all specific.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Seriously, like 90% of the black metal reviews describe it as "raw and hateful".

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;16111067]:lol:

Seriously, like 90% of the black metal reviews describe it as "raw and hateful".[/QUOTE]

Black metal is best served like sashimi: raw, kold and hatefvl, preferably by a guy who throws knives in the air

I prefer my sashimi grim and frostbitten tbh

[i]Hedensk Tataki of the Infernal Aryan Sunwheel[/i]

most reviews suck tbh

Agreed.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;16111129]most reviews suck tbh[/QUOTE]

no u

i really do suck at life, oh well

It otay

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Actually I'm pretty sure half of Nargaroth's song titles are common phrases in over 50% of M-A reviews of Black Metal.

[QUOTE=Silenius;16111205]Actually I'm pretty sure half of Nargaroth's song titles are common phrases in over 50% of M-A reviews of Black Metal.[/QUOTE]

Track listing of Herbstleyd

"Introduction
Herbstleyd
Karmageddon
Nargaroth
Des Alten Kriegers Seelenruh'
[b]Amarok[/b] - Zorn Des Lammes
Das Schwarze Gemälde
Vom Traum, Die Menschheit Zu Töten
Outroduction"

Apparently Nargaroth ist ein Fan von KDE.

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;16111067]:lol:

Seriously, like 90% of the black metal reviews describe it as "raw and hateful".[/QUOTE]

Almost as overused as epic and atmospheric.

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16111244]Almost as overused as epic and atmospheric.[/QUOTE]

I take it you don't like Summoning

Summoning blows.

summoning's cool tbh

Epic is frequently tossed around sarcastically though.

Epic discussion ITT

Symphonic discussion to come.

Anton Lavey's Satanic Mass seems pretty epic. And symphonic.

Summoning is utter foolishness, IMO.

I agree, foolishness indeed!

Lol.


In all seriousness though, I do not like that band. Something about the feel and atmosphere is just corny to me.

they clearly aren't fans of northern hyperblast style blast beating

Clearly.

Haha, epic gets thrown around the worst bands. Same with atmospheric, atmosphere is not ****ing arpeggios with rain in the background.

Atmosphere is Aäkon Këëtrëh's steaming orc orgy sounds.

and wind noises.

absurd kicks ***.

Dude that Orc Orgy is one of greatest parts of the black metal experience. :lol:

Wind noises + synth = instant atmosfear

also rain/thunder