she is like the female version of you dimmu if she gained like 30 kilos and had a beard she would be you

lol she is 25 but yeah she is very young looking.

i would def date/sex/marry

I'd feel like I was robbing the cradle and that [U]reall[/U]y means something coming from me

Well 2/3 aint bad. ;)

I wouldn't have sex with her because then you'd beat me up Dan

if i had sex with her i would check my pubic hair for play-doh

id cum on her glassers prob

loooool

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17552495]I wouldn't have sex with her because then you'd beat me up Dan[/QUOTE]

lol good point.

is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks

rofl

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17552530]is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks[/QUOTE]

lol no holds barred I see!

i keep reading all these posts and being like omg they're being so harsh

and then i remember oh wait that's not his daughter that's his girlfriend

nice pick up dan :)

i'm just playing bro

i'm really happy for you :)

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17552530]is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks[/QUOTE]

not if she sticks with dimmu

that was old school

That baseball tee looks quality dan.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17552396]Here's my girlfriend and I @ the Navy football game yesterday. Also I'm rockin my brand new Oh, Sleeper shirt from the night before!

[IMG]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs241.snc1/8826_1233344150285_1129595733_30750199_2710856_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

yo dan, im gonna beat u up and sex ur bitch, kay?

she's pretty cute

youre cute

cute as in you're a cute lil guy

or

cute as in I want your sex

[QUOTE=adb;17552730]she's pretty cute[/QUOTE]

meh

Aw, Dan. :>

I bet Dans girlfriend weighs more than Brent.

Mine does. And she's a FOOT shorter than he is. Oh yeah, and she's a girl.

lol

cradle robba

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17552978]Mine does. And she's a FOOT shorter than he is. Oh yeah, and she's a girl.[/QUOTE]

you got a thick asian ?

no such thing

I guess for an asian chick she's thick lol. She only weighs like 110.

[QUOTE=illmitch;17549845][IMG]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9031_754013972959_16830650_42779629_5163740_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

and people seriously say, with a straight face, that we look alike? wuddafvvvkk?

he isnt even wearing a kimono

plus why is there a random section of pelt on the wall?

frathouses confuse me.

fratty decorations

...fratorations?

Mitch always looks like he's having mad fun in every pic.

yeah he's in a fraternity

its cuz he's hopped up after drinking all those fratppuccinos

is space kitty interested in rushing this year? We're always interested in expanding our parties to the outerspace feline community