how cute

just took an amazing doo doo

and had to get on mx and tell everyone

how ironic. I just did the same thing

[I]heil five[/I]

I took one about 10 minutes ago

[I]awesome[/I]

I'm eating canned chili.

It's pretty good with some Frank's Red Hot.

i havent pooped in weeks

[I]college grubbin'[/I]

Frank's Red Hot is amazing, you can put it on almost any food

i kinda want some now

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17530274]i havent pooped in weeks[/QUOTE]

good job dude :rolleyes:

That's prolly unhealty, I ate cheese fries last night that were like 90% cheese 10% fries so I was kinda worried

nah im jk i think i did it earlier

i dont poop a lot

Just got a phone call have an interview tomorrow, hopefully I get the job. I'm f[I]u[/I]cking broke

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17530290]nah im jk i [B]think[/B] i did it earlier[/QUOTE]

wtf haha

i take like 3 shits a day. its called a healthy digestive system.

really? never would have known you're broke. you're so quiet about it

my poops are always monster-size, so i have to poop in campus buildings for fear of clogging the toilet

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17530301]wtf haha

i take like 3 poops a day. its called a healthy digestive system.[/QUOTE]

meh i have no memory of anything

i usually take one. sometimes it's like eight though.

i take maybe 1-2 a week

yeah i tend to do like 2-3 a day on average

never more than once a day for me

bout to lay #2 ret now

why are people's digestive systems so extreme here

once a day for me, the way nature intended

yeah about once or twice, depending on how much I eat

i started listening to the new diablo swing orchestra today and like

the ****? what do people see in them? i only got about 3 songs in but it's like if you took the worst Therion and Gogol Bordello songs and then played them at the same time

my butt gets enough stuff passing through as is

[QUOTE=Deth;17530364]why are people's digestive systems so extreme here

once a day for me, the way nature intended[/QUOTE]

you know youre supposed to take more than one a day right

one when i wake up, one in the evening


makes #2

I'm the epitome of human evolution

I take one poop a day

therefore all humans should poop once a day

well **** that logic completely falsifies what i said