[QUOTE=Dargon II;14925982]the full scale is as follows

elite
666
great
good
decent
pretty bad
gay
kiddie
tapdancing wankery
eleventeen likes them
[B]behemoth_rules_all likes them[/B][/QUOTE]


lmao

If you can be bothered; an example of each of those?

I really liked Convenant (it was my first death metal album) but as far as I'm concerned Altars, Blessed and Convenant are all essential. Domination was dreadful, Formulas was a great experiment but not consistent, everything else is crap.

I just need Altars.

After the first 3 albums they lost me, other than [I]Where the Slime Live[/I] off [I]Domination[/I].

BEHOLD THE SHADOWS OF THE MOON

AND WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN[b][/b]

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14925982]the full scale is as follows

elite
666
great
good
decent
pretty bad
gay
kiddie
tapdancing wankery
eleventeen likes them
behemoth_rules_all likes them[/QUOTE]


I would like to add the following:

Pointless brutality - as exemplified by the likes of Brodequin, Orchidectomy etc. Hyperblast bollocks with pitchshifted vox and bugger all riffs.

and of cause the ulitmate category:

Six Feet Under - currently only has SFU and Mortician in this category

[QUOTE=Jondur;14926056]I would like to add the following:

Pointless brutality - as exemplified by the likes of Brodequin, Orchidectomy etc. Hyperblast bollocks with pitchshifted vox and bugger all riffs.

and of cause the ulitmate category:

Six Feet Under - currently only has SFU and Mortician in this category[/QUOTE]
pointless brutality usually falls under the Kiddie/Tapdancing Wankery range.

:lol:

I hardly listen to much DM these days, I might stick on SBG and have a beer right now.

[SIZE="7"][B]Existence fading

Into ashes

Burn those bodies

To Infernal death [/B][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14925982]the full scale is as follows

elite
666
great
good
decent
pretty bad
gay
kiddie
tapdancing wankery
eleventeen likes them
[B]behemoth_rules_all likes them[/B][/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Squirrel;14925986]lmao

If you can be bothered; an example of each of those?[/QUOTE]

For "Eleventeen likes them" put something like Hot Cross or Orchid.

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14925905]someone already mentioned it, but Job For a Cowboy really have no death metal elements... kiddies think that the vocals are death metal vocals, but real death metal doesn't use brees and squeals. The only "death metal" thing they have is blastbeats and if you think blastbeats make a band death metal then really, don't even reply to this.


Brutality is an ok band (someone mentioned them back there)[/QUOTE]

No. Almost everything about JFAC is death metal. <3

[QUOTE=i am the robots;14926547]No. Almost everything about JFAC is death metal. <3[/QUOTE]
you've already more than amply demonstrated that you don't even have the slightest beginning of a comprehension of death metal; you may leave now.

No, seriously. The band is death metal.

Also, the vocals are death metal vocals. The pig squeels may have originated in grind, but he still does them in death metal music.

The genre as a whole is evolving. Death metal from the 80's doesn't sound exactly like death metal from the 90's, and death metal in our time doesn't sound exactly like death metal from the 90's now either.

I'll admit I am insulted by your scale, not because you hold my opinion at such a low regard, because I couldn't really care less, however, I'm extremely offended that you put BRA's tastes so close to mine. Let's not joke about things we can't take back.

stop babbling out of your ***. I'll give you that modern stuff like Nile, Hate Eternal, or Skinless is death metal, even though it's complete garbage. However to say Handjob for a Gayboy is death metal is completely and utterly absurd, it's every bit as bad as saying that Children of Bodom is black metal.

No, it's not really comparable. I don't care how much you don't like them or how trendy they are, they still play death metal.

[url]http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8965361[/url]

I'll admit the song's boring as hell, comparatively to the Doom EP, it's still death metal though.

New JFAC album is death metal. The old stuff isn't really though.

here's a shovel, keep digging

EDIT: Wotan = banned, I regret sending you CM

You know I have a ton of shitty taste mixed in with the good >:[]

guys this is wotan

right here

>:-(||)

that's him

big ol' n1ggerlips

dargon: brb found dis hot nigga porn i gotta get my slap on

JOB FOR A COWBOY

\m/_ (///_0) _\m/

DUN EVA JUDGE ME

okay?

[QUOTE=Wotan;14926636]New JFAC album is death metal. The old stuff isn't really though.[/QUOTE]

Nah Josh, it really is.

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14926663]JOB FOR A COWBOY

\m/_ (///_0) _\m/

DUN EVA JUDGE ME[/QUOTE]

You have a problem with the fact that scenesters like them thats why you deny there DM. Try listening to Genesis and realise how wrong you are.

All time DM list:
1. Death - Spiritual Healing
2. Death - Human
3. Obituary - Cause of Death
4. Gorguts - Considered Dead
5. Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back To Life
6. Cryptopsy - None So Vile
7. Possessed - Seven Churches
8. Darkthrone - Soulside Journey
9. Morbid Angel - Blessed Are The Sick
10. Monstrosity - Imperial Doom

It needed 2 death albums, and 8 is death metal dont deny it, 10 is the only time i can stand george corpsegrinder fischer

Corpsegrinder is so good live.

For me (expect lots of faux-dm):

1. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Scars Of Ages
2. Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Annihilation Of Expectation
3. Hacksaw To The Throat - Tear My Eyes Out
4. Circle Of Dead Children - Human Harvest
5. Cryptopsy - None So Vile
6. Demilich - Nespithe
7. Darkest Hour - So Sedated, So Secure
8. All Shall Perish - The Price Of Existence
9. Glass Casket - Desperate Man's Diary
10. Job For A Cowboy - Doom

Circle Of Dead Children are good.

Real damn good.

TTEOTD are great the first 5 times you listen to their material, then it suffers from what I call "Deathcore Syndrome", it begins to sound boring, bland, uninspired and repetitive. Probably one of the better bands of that style but I really wish at least one band would be original.

I dunno, everything Rich Turbeville ever touches is amazing in my book.