i was supposed to go hookah with some friends

then one was rushed to the hospital with a collapsed lung

sooo there went my friday night. since im home alone ill probably just run around naked

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592587]i was supposed to go hookah with some friends

then one was rushed to the hospital with a collapsed lung
[/QUOTE]
looool

ironic i know

lol my friend has a hookah. a few months ago he told me to put a cigarette in there and just take a huge rip.

coughed for like 2 minutes, not lie.

People sound like jackasses when they talk about going out with the specific purpose of smoking hookah.

[quote=Nostalgia;17592598]lol my friend has a hookah. a few months ago he told me to put a cigarette in there and just take a huge rip.

coughed for like 2 minutes, not lie.[/quote]hahahahahah i cant believe you fell for that. hookah owners must all congregate and try to get people to do stupid things


jaundice: its at my friends house

nah i knew it was gonna be mega harsh because ive done poppers (cigarette + weed + plastic bottle) but i was on the verge of throwing up. just took me by surprise.

smoked a j. prepared the apartment for a party.

it's friday nyukka

Waiting for my nigga to get here with dank, then we're going to a friend's to drank.

RHYMES

waiting for my dad to bring me food

then going to the gym

then to friend's. then idk work next morning

listenin 2 sum slamz while i do my crunches :]

best 45 minute shower ever


movable showerheads ftw

yes the girls tell me they are very pleasurable

u shuud try it

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592665]best 45 minute shower ever


movable showerheads ftw[/QUOTE]

lol eww!

im wondering wat zone a man would be able to pleasure with a movable showerhead

what? its not like i was using them for anything like that


jesus christ get your minds out of the gutter people!

well thats what i would use it for

my old house didnt have movable showerheads so you had to stand in one spot to get water


very inconvenient. now i can doze in the corner of the shower while hot water pours all over me

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592688]what? its not like i was using them for anything like that


jesus christ get your minds out of the gutter people![/QUOTE]

Just say you took a bath dude. End it right there.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592688]what? its not like i was using them for anything like that


jesus christ get your minds out of the gutter people![/QUOTE]

:lol:

sup with you guys?

bored as hell at work, cant wait to get off and go to a party

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17592697]Just say you took a bath dude. End it right there.[/quote]
i guess



[I]you guys....[/I]

[QUOTE=kitsch;17592701]sup with you guys?

bored as hell at work, cant wait to get off and go to a party[/QUOTE]

same here, sans party.

parties r so boring i cunt stand the company of humans

Lol I like small gatherings more than big blowout parties.

thats what it is, about 10 people or so

i just use party for any gathering of over 5 ppl or whatev

got a party tonight with a whiole load of less than average intelligence 18 year old architecture students, prob gonna be awes

lol

sup guys

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All five of us in my apartment figured someone else would invite people to the party we've been talking about

last-minute scramble to get people to come over: ENGAGE

Sup fags.

Visited my sister in jail today. Was sad. :/

spicy hot cheetoes apparently are a source for diarheaa

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592850]spicy hot cheetoes apparently are a source for diarheaa[/QUOTE]

Oh man, they're so good but yeah, they come back with a vengeance later on.

1338 hax4r post! sup broseph


and sup retired what did your sis do to get in the slammer

[QUOTE=rasputin;17592861]1338 hax4r post! sup broseph


and sup retired what did your sis do to get in the slammer[/QUOTE]

Robbing mad people.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17592854]Oh man, they're so good but yeah, they come back with a vengeance later on.[/quote]
theyre amazing with a glass of milk to cut the spicey

[QUOTE=rasputin;17592861]1338 hax4r post! sup broseph[/QUOTE]

muh dik is in yo moufs

[QUOTE=TimJim;17592867]theyre amazing with a glass of milk to cut the spicey[/QUOTE]

I ate them with chocolate milk once and it made me feel icky in my tummy space.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17592872]I ate them with chocolate milk once and it made me feel icky in my tummy space.[/quote]
haha i did that once too. i threw up so i didnt feel bad for very long.


the puke was like blood red and i panicked when i saw it then i remembered it was foodcolouring lol