[QUOTE=fatbandit;17650980]oh my god, since when did that thread grow 30 pages overnight? i don't have time to read it all now! hahahaha winner[/QUOTE]

Yeah, every time I leave, I come back to, like, 10 more pages.

It's over a thousand posts man. Didn't happen slowly either.

At its current growth rate it will eclipse the size of the casual thread within one month.

Get the president to the war room.

The rest of you...

get to the choppah.

[IMG]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u81/entice74/ITS-NOT-A-TUMAH.jpg[/IMG]

Shud have got the doctah to get the tumah and choppah it owt.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17650951]You have the hiney, Jesse?

That blows.[/QUOTE]

head exploding, legs and arms on fire, want to sleep but too hot/cold.
however, i got that girl sick and have been sneezing in my roommate's eyes, so I feel pretty badass. badass like a carrier.

Hey Jesse, come back to Australia so we can ****.

why dude u gay cause thats pretty gay

if you cure my plague then ill consider it.

I'll give you the Aussie cure. A kick to the head and a vegemite sandwich.

quack. that **** only cures scurvy.

I think that's Vitamin C...

[quote=funkyhoney;17651492]I think that's Vitamin C...[/quote]

Vitamin C = Vegemite + Gay?

[QUOTE=Efrim;17651438]head exploding, legs and arms on fire, want to sleep but too hot/cold.
however, i got that girl sick and have been sneezing in my roommate's eyes, so I feel pretty badass. badass like a carrier.[/QUOTE]

Sucks, dude. Being sick is no good.

I'm going back to my old job at Co-op for a week, next week. There's a big sale, so they always hire on extra staff. I work Sunday-Saturday, nearly 70 hours. :lol: I'll make enough money to buy a TV and still live for a bit.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17651598]Sucks, dude. Being sick is no good.

I'm going back to my old job at Co-op for a week, next week. There's a big sale, so they always hire on extra staff. I work Sunday-Saturday, nearly 70 hours. :lol: I'll make enough money to buy a TV and still live for a bit.[/QUOTE]

tv sucks buy cashews and fine meats.

man, ibuprofen is god's gift to my body.
i feel so much better.

The TV is for movies and gaming, which I do a lot of because I have no life. Besides, Maude's paying for half of it, anyway.

Ibuprofen is sweet, though. I live off of Advil Liquid gels (or the similar no-name brand) when I'm rocking any ailment.

how much are they paying you?

Mods, please close 13 Cross' thread. It's boring now. And he's more obviously a troll now than ever before.

@Jesse: Enough. I'll be banking about $1000. I don't have to get taxed because I haven't made enough this year. :lol: My monthly expenses are about $550, but I also still have 5 months worth of rent in the bank, as it is.

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17651675]Mods, please close 13 Cross' thread. It's boring now. And he's more obviously a troll now than ever before.[/QUOTE]

Mods?? :lol:


good one

[QUOTE]The fireball touched the ground, reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release plane, and was seen and felt almost 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) from ground zero. The heat from the explosion could have caused third degree burns 100 km (62 miles) away from ground zero. The subsequent mushroom cloud was about 64 kilometres (40 mi) high (nearly seven times higher than Mount Everest) and 40 kilometres (25 mi) wide. The explosion could be seen and felt in Finland, breaking windows there and in Sweden. Atmospheric focusing caused blast damage up to 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) away. The seismic shock created by the detonation was measurable even on its third passage around the Earth.[7] Its Richter magnitude was about 5 to 5.25.[8] The energy yield was around 7.1 on the Richter scale, but since the bomb was detonated in air rather than underground, most of the energy was not converted to seismic waves.[/QUOTE]

**** yeah, Tsar Bomba.

[QUOTE=Efrim;17651438]head exploding, legs and arms on fire, want to sleep but too hot/cold.
however, i got that girl sick and have been sneezing in my roommate's eyes, so I feel pretty badass. badass like a carrier.[/QUOTE]

You sir are what we call a vector.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17652322]You sir are what we call a vector.[/QUOTE]

vector has badass connotations though and carrier implies he's more like a zombie or some **** man

Haha true. Speaking of badass connotations, the other day I was looking at a bird feeder at work, the manufacturer?

...VORTEX INDUSTRIES

Man, they wasted that one. They should be developing X-Wings or some ****.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17652435]Haha true. Speaking of badass connotations, the other day I was looking at a bird feeder at work, the manufacturer?

...VORTEX INDUSTRIES

Man, they wasted that one. They should be developing X-Wings or some ****.[/QUOTE]

Holy sh[SIZE="2"]it[/SIZE].
That reminds me of when I saw Scarytown in real life.
[IMG]http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/494733791_vSJvi-L-2.jpg[/IMG]
It was a halloween super store

:lol:

Wicked.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17652441]:lol:

Wicked.[/QUOTE]

If that chart is to be believed, it means my town is Double Hell.

Home of The Blindfold Horse?

Have we met before on here?

Home of the Condom Hut.

Haha. Man, stay out of that store when they have the Slippery Floor signs out.

"No test drives."
"NO RETURNS. Dear God. No Returns."

The best part? It became a display booth for a locksmith business' work.

Haha. The ironing is delicious.