http://i.somethingawful.com/u/petey/comedygoldmine/2009/cats/Clanpot_Shake_diabetus.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/petey/comedygoldmine/2009/cats/ukulele_bastard_.jpg

i went and watched a bunch of singers/guitarists play tonight at a pub.

one had finished and instead of putting her guitar in a case, she leant it against a table.

a guy sat down not knowing the guitar was there and knocked the guitar over.

the girl yelled at the guy for doing that.

imo the girl is the one that should be yelled at because she didn't put the guitar in a case.

Depends if she's fug or not.

Insert put-one-in-her-case joke.

she looked like a guitar that had been smashed on the wall

hot

Once upon a midnight dreary

while I pondered, weak and weary

Morning all.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "Give me back my cheap hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404"

Haha :lol:.

haha wtf

goddamn i hate waking up at 2 pm

Yeah, does feel like a waste of a day. Plus you know you'll be up till about 5 in the morning.

aye. i find it hard to break, might have to do the jetlag thing and do an allnighter

Yeah that's the only choice honestly.

Or you can just make sure you do a heap of physical activity and tire yourself out so you need to sleep earlier.

Haha oh dear. Don't you love it when you catch wikipedia before they fix vandalism?

From the Red Symonds entry:

"He once fractured a thoracic vertebra attempting to stuff his testicles into his own mouth. His muffled screams concerned his neighbours (at that time in Turramurra, Sydney), who contacted police. Two officers who attended the scene later reported that upon being found, Symons claimed that he was performing the stunt for an upcoming reality television programme, but there were no cameras. There were no cameras."

yeah i remember catching this immediately after watching it -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_(film)

"Steve James is a filthy scmbag don't give him your money"

hmmm, that gives me an idea

That movie sounds like a bit of a downer.

you should see the redneck stereotypes, they are beyond belief

i've watched way too many pedo documentaries, this is probably the most funny/disturbing -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1R3Rv7pC0

sex crimes and the vatican and deliver us from evil just make my blood boil though

Religion is bad enough for humanity even without their fiddling with the kiddies.

[QUOTE=horseman;17308651]far out ross noble is the funniest man alive
best show last night. god he can talk some ****[/QUOTE]


Sweet I was at that show too. Was real funny, but he was better when I saw him 2 years ago at the Enmore.

lol at Who wants to be a millionaire. Contestant lost and stole Eddie's tie haha.

yeah? didn't hear about that one

Haha. I bet that tie is worth [i]less[/i] money after he's worn it.

[QUOTE=sgrevs;17317286]Sweet I was at that show too. Was real funny, but he was better when I saw him 2 years ago at the Enmore.[/QUOTE]

haha really? thats awesome
i loved all the penrith jokes. although i hate how people just yell completely random stuff at him, like the 'SAUSAGE ROLL' and 'TEABAG THE COUNTER"

and when someone asked him star wars or star trek and he said wars, i was the one who started that clap :D

Boo, hiss.

snake action

hi aus

still recovering from a big weekend, involving excess amounts of drink, strippers and fun

how are we all

Eh. Up too early.

Hello Gas.