alex according to the b9 you died or something

LOL oh man the Web what a funny place

so i just went out to do my exercise. press ups, chin ups dips things like that. some girl started watching me, playfully imitating me. she obviously took quite an interest in me. pretty soon she wandered over, started talking to me. soon enough all her friends came over too and they were hanging on my every word while i was doing my chin ups ended up asking if i was single and such.

only 1 catch






















they wos 10 :upset:

i'm pretty sure the saddest moment in anything ever is when dr manhattan explodes rorschach

unrelated

thought it wuz when u wuz born

that was pretty shitty too yeah

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18635305]i'm pretty sure the saddest moment in anything ever is when dr manhattan explodes rorschach

unrelated[/QUOTE]

well thanks, now i know the ending

((sephiroth kills aeris))

i hate the ending of watchmen

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18635314]well thanks, now i know the ending[/QUOTE]

:cool::cool::cool:

alt ending: big gay snow sex

alt ending pt 2: teleporting my dick from antoher dimension cums in theworldvagina

alt ending pt 3: i pee in this wormhole.....turns out your mom's on the other end slurpin it up!!!

Oh snap......!!! alan moore Crazy

guess ill just go to sleep

[QUOTE=Stevie;18635302]so i just went out to do my exercise. press ups, chin ups dips things like that. some girl started watching me, playfully imitating me. she obviously took quite an interest in me. pretty soon she wandered over, started talking to me. soon enough all her friends came over too and they were hanging on my every word while i was doing my chin ups ended up asking if i was single and such.

only 1 catch




















they wos 10 :upset:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=adbforever;18635265]uhh are you serious

you say my humor is only funny because of it's obvious intent to be humorous

then think shit like that is funny

plow i am disappoint[/QUOTE]

a lot funnier than any of your bullshit

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18635267]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li4qhh07Ru1qa1crjo1_400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

recently starting deliberately foaming like i'm making meringue in the u-bend

i suck at peeing i usually end up getting little splashback droplets on my legs

is this normal

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18635305]i'm pretty sure the saddest moment in anything ever is when dr manhattan explodes rorschach

unrelated[/QUOTE]

lol entry level comic books

why did finger start posting here go back to gd fag

Conjunctivitis is the fucking bane of my life atm.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18635395]i suck at peeing i usually end up getting little splashback droplets on my legs

is this normal[/QUOTE]

yes, if you suck at peeing

cut or uncut?

you need 2 pull back ur 4skin brah

happens to the best of us

just make sure you shake that baby real good maybe give it a nice squeeze from back to front like when your toothpaste is low

cut, and aesthetically pleasing

i'm just saying my piss tends to splash on my legs. i think its because i'm tall

dont piss into the water dingus

piss along the porcelain

think I'm gonna play a chaotic good half-elf wizard then pick up some ranger levels maybe three then pick up some shadowdancer levels and just pwn everything so sick

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18635529]cut, and aesthetically pleasing

i'm just saying my piss tends to splash on my legs. i think its because i'm tall[/QUOTE]
splashback from the actual toilet or spray from the vent

saaaam
what the fuck is up?