[I]Death by fruit loops[/I]

this bitch was trying to tell me that this was a good invention

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its called the swoop and scoop bowl and it keeps your cereal crunchy

holy shit i remember seeing that on some show about inventions too weird to get patented

you mean to tell me they actually patented that shit

i cant say

the patent may be "pending"

i was just like bitch u b crazy my cereal is doin just fine with a regular bowl

don't like it

it looks like a yin yang symbol

i bet youd like it better if it were a flip-phone

ron i ate raw baby antelope this weekend, it was pretty good

well i guess it wasnt technically raw it was smoked a little bit

do you feel its soul inside of you


making you stronger

yes actually and all the dogs that were at their house started following me around and acting very aggressive toward anyone who dared to approach me

i like to eat sushi because marine life have many great powers and talents which i wish to inherit

you prob have parasites now

how do you tell if you have parasites

i got some rashes after eating a live catfish a couple weeks ago

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18724209]you prob have parasites now[/QUOTE]

prob

if you have a tapeworm and don't eat a few days it will come out your mouth

i don't wanna have a tape worm man

there is a rare deer parasite that will basically make you have a brain aneurism, and an entire family died from eating a deer that had it about 4 years ago

Not a fan of venison anyway.

symptoms include acne, weight loss, anxiety and irritability

umm i'm gonna go ahead and assume that's just a coincidence

u guys got me all scared now

wish i never said anything

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18724208]i like to eat sushi because marine life have many great powers and talents which i wish to inherit[/QUOTE]

like what

sonar?

[quote=NEEDTOPOST;18724224]u guys got me all scared now

wish i never said anything[/quote]
lol its like ultra rare

have you never read lovecraft

the sea monsters can do all kinds of crazy shit

im gonna die i can alread feel them crawling inside me

im really itchy all the sudden

will whiskey kill a tapeworm

wrote a book once about Lucifer getting a parasitic infection that made him rebel against god

wrote a post 1ce that was a big fat lie

noo dont die u just made it to 8,000!

parasites are a way of punishing people retarded enough to eat raw meat in 2011

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18724216]if you have a tapeworm and don't eat a few days it will come out your mouth[/QUOTE]
thank god, i want to make out with that ho