smells terrible amirite

i smelled beer once and it fucking sucked

someone make me banana bread

i smelled pussy once and it was actually p awesome

[QUOTE=Haz;18631030]was fucking some fat 38 yr old single mother at like, 3 am, her kids were watching [I]Doom[/I] on the TV and she wouldn't close the door

I think i've told this story before[/QUOTE]

:lol:

that is incredible

there was some girl smiling and waving at me earlier i think i was hallucinating though so i jus tkept walking

yeah she definitely wasnt doin that at you

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18631855]:lol:

that is incredible[/QUOTE]

it was awful, her flat was disgusting

after a couple more incidents like that I decided one night stands weren't for me

i think i already know the answer but what did she look like

[img]http://i.imgur.com/I6uOn.jpg[/img]

that's her and her new man

lmao eww haz

30lb tits


each

lol dude

did u ever post wat happeened w/ that granny and shoppin trolley i missed it

[QUOTE=Haz;18631883][img]http://i.imgur.com/I6uOn.jpg[/img]

that's her and her new man[/QUOTE]

good lord man

its like you dont care what bitches look like or something...

[QUOTE=aria;18631902]lol dude

did u ever post wat happeened w/ that granny and shoppin trolley i missed it[/QUOTE]

nah man

oh man i wish i could find that picture of me with the 60 year old lady with herpes

I think Alex understands

looooool alex

there is a picture , i swear

i think its on my friends laptop

no one cares

i've def made a big step up with the last couple of girls i've been with

but by now I don't really care about sex so meh

i hooked up w/ this girl in rehab she was pretty cool

she saw leftover crack and she was in there for hydros

i got some chick's number last night although i don't specifically remember if it was in a friendly way or if i was blatantly hitting on her

alex in all your pictures it looks like there's something wrong with your mouth or your lips i'm not sure what it is

thats the herpes

[QUOTE=Haz;18631883][img]http://i.imgur.com/I6uOn.jpg[/img]

that's her and her new man[/QUOTE]

haz what in the world dude hahahah

thats amazing

have some pretty boring readings to do

Yeah same here

architecture school

fuck reading