becuz pawl iz baitin em

now you and paul be nice to each other or no dessert after tea

whenever i've slept with a girl she's slept fine and i lay awake all night

the [I]only[/I] logical conclusion is that it's nearly impossible for a guy to fall asleep in the vicinity of a female

yeah i didn't get too much sleep

she slept a shitton

i'll draw an annotated diagram

i usually pass the fuck out

yo anthoneezy

yo doo

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i've found the problem, officer

are you still bonering her when she is sleeping

wasn't the problem for me because she took care of that beforehand

the problem was her head is big and was crushing my sternum or the shoulder region in general

am i the only person that suffers from a perpetual boner

nah

I just sit there and jerk off if she is tired she seems to not mind

when im being affectionate w/ a girl I have that syndrome I guess

[QUOTE=Haz;18631481]nah

I just sit there and jerk off if she is tired she seems to not mind[/QUOTE]

but what if you're in that spooning position and you don't want to move in case you wake her up

try doin some shoulder press' adb it should help you with your shoulders getting crushed by girls' heads problem

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18631484]try doin some shoulder press' adb it should help you with your shoulders getting crushed by girls' heads problem[/QUOTE]

yo, I actually did when I worked out

I'm going to start again next month when school starts

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18631483]but what if you're in that spooning position and you don't want to move in case you wake her up[/QUOTE]

just rub it on her back or her leg

I guess so

I think I must've done a lot of frustrated dry-humping because she never really put out that much even though she talked about 'having awesome sex' a lot

Furiously humping against the leg of a girl who's asleep.

Fuckyeaaahhh. :cool:

[quote=nevertoolate;18631136]cookin teryaki marinated rump steak on tha BBQ, fuckin smells great[/quote]

youll have to let me know how this was, sounds fuckin amazing, ive had a hankerin for some really good teryaki lately, probably gonna go get some from this place down the street from my house, never tried but always wanted to.

she musta been talking about another dude

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18631492]she musta been talking about another dude[/QUOTE]

that came to mind too

gonna start boxing again today

last two all my muscles were stiff as a board and could barely move

that sucks man

yo haz can you do me a favor? and i'll give you a boxing tip or something in return, whatever you want

he wants oral. give it. the boxing tip might be worth it

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18631490]Furiously humping against the leg of a girl who's asleep.

Fuckyeaaahhh. :cool:[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've seen you talk about girls tbh

lol Brent = mad