[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18631017]guys you need to make a lot of money cause youre gonna stain clothes or she will there i said it[/QUOTE]

i made 170 in tips tonight beotch

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18631016]i remember the first night this girl im seein slept over in the morning we were chatting like i was sitting on my bed with my back on the wall and she just puts her head on my lap so i can stroke her hair and thats so nice, know what im sayin guys kinda like youre her daddy[/QUOTE]

firt main gf i yawned watching a film and she leaped into the arms so when i finished yawning she was mine whether or not i wanted it

hair very blonde and long

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18631021]firt main gf i yawned watching a film and she leaped into the arms so when i finished yawning she was mine whether or not i wanted it

hair very blonde and long[/QUOTE]

love shit like that

i was weatcin goldfinger w/ this 1 girl n she was like this movies prety good so i PISSED ON HER FACE

i bet you got stage frigh and just stood there wigglin and squeezin your peen in her face until she said 'move man i cant see the tv'

kinda milkiin it like an utter and sort of grumbling to yourself 'eaugh fukin bitch aoreohghh'

[QUOTE=nodding;18631023]i was weatcin goldfinger w/ this 1 girl n she was like this movies prety good so i PISSED ON HER FACE[/QUOTE]

everything the light touches

was fucking some fat 38 yr old single mother at like, 3 am, her kids were watching [I]Doom[/I] on the TV and she wouldn't close the door

I think i've told this story before

ween song in this ep of gilmore girls

what if alieans read our discussions huh

ouch fuk

just realized i kicked some traffic cone while i wasbiking and my big toe is bleeding

my finger is still bleeding 12 hours later

don't think that should be the case

you might have aids

are you a hemophiliac

[QUOTE] slept with a girl last night for the first time in like 7 months. we didn't have sex, we just fell asleep in bed together and cuddled all night. it was a reall nice feeling, but after 20 minutes or so i want to fucking push her away so bad 'cause a nigga can't sleep with all that body head

feel me?[/QUOTE]

sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible

i always think that but somehow i manage to fall asleep then i wake up and am like 'did you sleep at all' and shell be like no did you and im smug as fuk

*he'll

shut up man i'm not a gay alright?

brent is informed on every topic

[QUOTE]shut up man i'm not a gay alright?[/QUOTE]
mm idk man

dude i swear to god im so straight

havent you heard me talk about tits, im crazy about them

idk bro, your memoirs have very homosexual overtones

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631048]sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible[/QUOTE]

uh no

tits haha now THERES a topic

tits are pretty soft and nice.

I enjoy sucking on them

I dunno, I tend to fall asleep when cuddled. But then he moves around and it's like "now how am I gunna get my heat?" so I steal all the blanket.

At least that's usually how it ends up

why are you using a gender pronoun when referring to a bucket of chicken

[QUOTE]so I steal all the blanket.[/QUOTE]

i do this no matter what. rules

hahaha

i was giving her the blanket. my arm was like stuck under her head and i felt trapped and the more i thought about it the more i started freaking out and had to get her off

[QUOTE=nodding;18631072]why are you using a gender pronoun when referring to a bucket of chicken[/QUOTE]

He tends to get mad when I call him 'it'. Thinks it (he) is a real person, you see.