ew don't do that

[QUOTE=Route1;18630948]ew don't do that[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna

fuckstart yr soul

fuckstart my heart

fuckstart my liver

that was the best wank i've ever had

did you cum blood?

it's raining cum

hallelujah it's raining cum

tears of semen

leave eric clapton's ode to his unborn son out of this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1mzDR3onnI[/url]

the brian wilson parody in this is amazing

eric clpaton is the worst

he's okay

layla u got me on my knees, suc kin ur shitty song dick

y was it the best did u do somethin different

oh nick youre terrible!

im not the music u listen 2

just went on a crazy bike ride

its kinda scary when u been drinkin cuz you like really exert yourself but youre breathing normally the entire time

its like shouldnt i be tryin to get more oxygen or somethin

[QUOTE=Haz;18630955]that was the best wank i've ever had[/QUOTE]

was thinkin about wankin it

havent wanked in a long time

it feels good

[QUOTE=nodding;18630973]layla u got me on my knees, suc kin ur shitty song dick[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i know that dingus ive done it like 8093280498029384 times before

[QUOTE=12XU;18630791]i slept with a girl last night for the first time in like 7 months. we didn't have sex, we just fell asleep in bed together and cuddled all night. it was a reall nice feeling, but after 20 minutes or so i want to fucking push her away so bad 'cause a nigga can't sleep with all that body head

feel me?[/QUOTE]

nah not at all girls are way comfy unless i;m sleeping on back

what about girls made of stone

the best is when youre laying on your back and she puts her head on your chest and you stroke her hair thats so nice, could do it forever

what kind of FREAK sleeps on their back

a mattress actress

i remember the first night this girl im seein slept over in the morning we were chatting like i was sitting on my bed with my back on the wall and she just puts her head on my lap so i can stroke her hair and thats so nice, know what im sayin guys kinda like youre her daddy

guys you need to make a lot of money cause youre gonna stain clothes or she will there i said it

[QUOTE=nodding;18631013]what kind of FREAK sleeps on their back[/QUOTE]

hey man i dont do it normally